I just wanted a bag of peanuts.

June 29, 2005 10:50 PM

Newman Kunti Lin, Ph.D., PE. (where PE stands for 'Professional Engineer', but here has been re-defined as for 'Penile Engineer' who can help you repair your erectile dysfunction or impotence. (NSFW)

Don't miss Dr. Lin's reason we get eye floaters.
posted by DeepFriedTwinkies (14 comments total)

Don't hurry yourself into premature link-u-lation. (search)
posted by planetkyoto at 11:03 PM on June 29, 2005

Oops. Damn eye floaters got me.
posted by DeepFriedTwinkies at 11:10 PM on June 29, 2005

My eyes are permanently kind of bloodshot, so I guess I should be grateful that this breakthrough information hasn't been widely disseminated enough to embarrass me.

I met an independent video production guy last week, and on his site I found this short video clip with a similarly nutty Japanese therapist at the end.
posted by planetkyoto at 11:26 PM on June 29, 2005

So Kunti does penises?
posted by uncanny hengeman at 12:07 AM on June 30, 2005

Don't miss Dr. Lin's reason we get eye floaters.

Eye floater rhymes with pie floater. A pie floater is a meal peculiar to one small city in Australia. The after-midnight food of choice for drunks in Adelaide.


Sorry I can't seem to take this thread seriously.
/off topic
posted by uncanny hengeman at 12:29 AM on June 30, 2005

I want soar muscles. Must masturbate more. To excess!
posted by srboisvert at 12:54 AM on June 30, 2005

hello, newman.
posted by clyde at 1:03 AM on June 30, 2005

Dr. Von Newman Kunti Lin!
posted by hal9k at 2:40 AM on June 30, 2005

and you were surfing this subject matter why, exactly?
posted by sexyrobot at 2:43 AM on June 30, 2005

"Don't miss Dr. Lin's reason we get eye floaters.

Geez! So how does that explain my detached retina??
posted by jpburns at 4:12 AM on June 30, 2005

That was an amazing comic, jpburns. I know you meant the link as a joke, but thanks for posting it.
posted by Faint of Butt at 5:08 AM on June 30, 2005

jpburns: I'll second FoB's comment about your comic - fantastic stuff! Made me feel all queasy and shivery! :-)
posted by Chunder at 6:57 AM on June 30, 2005

The old wives said "Over-masturbating can make you become blinded!" Believe it or not (please click here for samples!). Only you can prove it!
posted by Aknaton at 9:22 AM on June 30, 2005

and you were surfing this subject matter why, exactly?
posted by sexyrobot at 2:43 AM PST on June 30 [!]

I was googling 'quonsar plushies' and this came up #8 on the list.
posted by DeepFriedTwinkies at 9:27 AM on June 30, 2005