Blizzle to the Izzle

June 30, 2005 9:55 AM

Gangsta Gadgets
Yes friends, your life has been woefully incomplete if you aren't surfing the web with a Ba-Donka-Donk Mouse on your Laptop Lowrider grooving to the latest R. Kelly love ballad on your iPod Spinner serving up the bass to your bitchin' Boombox Hightops and working your digi-photos over with the Redman Redeye filter.
Speaking of R. Kelly, after you're done working, go and have a shower under the R. Kelly 24k Gold showerhead with built-in 5 megapixel camera to capture those special moments under the suds.
Also, be sure to check out Not Coming to an Xbox near you and the Smartphone Showdown.
posted by fenriq (12 comments total)

brilliant!
posted by gnutron at 10:05 AM on June 30, 2005

haha! great photoshop work.
posted by TechnoLustLuddite at 10:06 AM on June 30, 2005

haha, yea, cuz he pissed on that girl
posted by jimmy at 10:11 AM on June 30, 2005

As dumb as that is, I cracked up at the Redman Redeye filter.
posted by papakwanz at 10:12 AM on June 30, 2005

Can I get a whut whut?
posted by keswick at 10:28 AM on June 30, 2005

I would buy that mouse, right now.

Also, Redman Eye Filter - hilarious.
posted by odinsdream at 10:31 AM on June 30, 2005

dammit! Why does every product I instantly love have to be FAKE???? (eg: see " Splode" soda)
posted by indiebass at 10:45 AM on June 30, 2005

It'd be better if it were "Asplode" soda with "Aspartame." Of course, they might have asplainin' to do.
posted by keswick at 10:57 AM on June 30, 2005

I swear I've seen a naked lady mouse before but I can't find it now.

And keswick, thanks for the laugh!
posted by fenriq at 11:20 AM on June 30, 2005

I swear I've seen a naked lady mouse before but I can't find it now.

And keswick, thanks for the laugh!
posted by fenriq at 11:28 AM on June 30, 2005

well, there's busty mousepads...
posted by TechnoLustLuddite at 12:50 PM on June 30, 2005

TechnoLustLuddite - those are... brilliant!
posted by PurplePorpoise at 1:58 PM on June 30, 2005