Superman is a dick.

June 30, 2005 4:55 PM

Apropos Comics. "Hulk's movie not so bad! Had innovative directorial style! And Jennifer Connelly!"
posted by brain_drain (22 comments total)

"There are nine Justices on the Supreme Court..Nine, Nine! NINE!"

I like it.
posted by doctor_negative at 5:06 PM on June 30, 2005

It looks like the Hulk's blog has gone dormant.
posted by jayCampbell at 5:08 PM on June 30, 2005

I just like that Cyclops is so jazzed on Dick Grayson. What a tool.
posted by StopMakingSense at 5:22 PM on June 30, 2005

"My existence negates all your Judeo-Christian beliefs. Every one."

Heh. Heh heh.
posted by WolfDaddy at 5:26 PM on June 30, 2005

[this is good.]
thanks.
posted by Busithoth at 5:38 PM on June 30, 2005

I needed a laugh like that.

"The Adventures of Run-Fast Guy" Gold. Pure gold.
posted by cptnrandy at 5:46 PM on June 30, 2005

He's seen through my secret identity as Captain American Government Professor! Now I'll have to kill him. Softly. With my song.
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 6:00 PM on June 30, 2005

lolerskates.
posted by delmoi at 6:00 PM on June 30, 2005

Sweet fancy ketchup, that's funny! Nice post brain_drain.
posted by DeepFriedTwinkies at 6:04 PM on June 30, 2005

Awesome stuff. I'm such a damn tool my reaction to the "There are nine Justices on the Supreme Court..Nine, Nine! NINE!" was "Cap #338."
posted by yerfatma at 6:06 PM on June 30, 2005

now why didn't I think of doing that... fun-in-a-knows-too-much-about-comic-books-kinda-way
posted by doogyrev at 6:09 PM on June 30, 2005

Is anyone else reminded of "Mr-T Ate My Balls?"
posted by Edible Energy at 6:13 PM on June 30, 2005

Thanks. Made me drop my Gregor Mendel flash cards. Nice.
posted by arse_hat at 7:28 PM on June 30, 2005

[ this is great ]
posted by ronv at 7:54 PM on June 30, 2005

Really awesome!
posted by Mayor Curley at 9:05 PM on June 30, 2005

Aw man, this is good.
posted by furiousthought at 9:31 PM on June 30, 2005

There was something similar at Something Awful, specifically for Watchmen. Impressively non work-safe at times!

Yet, somehow, the present link is just better. That Dick Grayson + Cyclops nightmare will stick with me.
posted by Aknaton at 12:09 AM on July 1, 2005

"It looks like the Hulk's blog has gone dormant."

I think you're reading the archive... the last post was 4 days ago.
posted by Auz at 12:19 AM on July 1, 2005

In a more offensive way, here are some more.
posted by MrFancypants at 6:55 AM on July 1, 2005

Excellent find!
posted by artlung at 1:59 PM on July 1, 2005

Nice post!
posted by djeo at 4:02 PM on July 1, 2005

In the same vein - I'm serious, just lick my face a bit.
posted by philscience at 2:13 AM on July 2, 2005