Try the long ones.

July 20, 2005 10:00 AM

porn for sock puppets
posted by If I Had An Anus (16 comments total)

IIHAA-I thought we had determined that you aren't a sock puppet. Thanks for the link. I wish this was my kink, because it would be perfect then. I will admit, though, that the cherry knee socks almost made it into my kink.
posted by OmieWise at 10:14 AM on July 20, 2005

There is something naughty about these socks, aren't there? Is there any end to that which can be fetishized?
posted by Ogre Lawless at 10:21 AM on July 20, 2005

This shows a little too much leg for my taste. Keep the focus on the sock, please.
posted by Rothko at 10:27 AM on July 20, 2005

Oh, I'm sorry, OmieWise. I'm kind of new here, I didn't know were weren't suppsed to post porn links unless we actually use it. I guess tomorrow's lava lamp post is out then.
posted by If I Had An Anus at 10:30 AM on July 20, 2005

Uhhh. Ahhh. Well. Whatever.
posted by homodigitalis at 10:39 AM on July 20, 2005

If I Had An Anus - you have a great username.
posted by aburd at 10:39 AM on July 20, 2005

Thanks, aburd.
posted by If I Had An Anus at 11:01 AM on July 20, 2005

[this is good]
posted by PEAK OIL at 11:03 AM on July 20, 2005

Socks Rock!
TFTL IIHAA
posted by numlok at 11:10 AM on July 20, 2005

Gotta love the brevity and elegance of the solitary socks tag. Well done.
posted by iconomy at 12:35 PM on July 20, 2005

I love those.
posted by odinsdream at 2:53 PM on July 20, 2005

Do you think there's too much socks on the Internet?
posted by wendell at 3:39 PM on July 20, 2005

posted by MiltonRandKalman at 4:33 PM on July 20, 2005

Those are some pretty cute stockings. I wouldn't wonder if someone out there is enjoying this site a bit more than expected.
posted by Miko at 6:00 PM on July 20, 2005

That would be me.
posted by kyrademon at 1:25 PM on July 22, 2005

What would be you?
posted by If I Had An Anus at 8:35 PM on July 26, 2005