What Do They Do For the Other 29 Minutes?

July 22, 2005 11:47 AM

The Very Best Kind of Coupon (Ananova)
A brothel took a full page ad out in a German magazine with a coupon offering a half hour of free sex with a lady of the bearer's choice. Not surprisingly, the issue of the mag sold out in a single day.
posted by fenriq (18 comments total)

But what if all the prostitutes were skanky?!
posted by mokey at 11:53 AM on July 22, 2005

Local woman Vera Hahnen, who regularly buys the lifestyle magazine to find out what's going on at the weekends, said: "I was appalled by the advert.

"The magazine is supposed to be about leisure and entertainment activities, but I don't find paying women to have sex with them particularly entertaining."

I felt the same way when I picked up a leisure magazine only to find an advertisement for golf clubs. Appalling.
posted by Bugbread at 11:57 AM on July 22, 2005

Local woman Vera Hahnen, who regularly buys the lifestyle magazine to find out what's going on at the weekends, said: "I was appalled by the advert.

"The magazine is supposed to be about leisure and entertainment activities, but I don't find paying women to have sex with them particularly entertaining. The advert is indecent and sexist."

LOL! Well here's some heterosexual bias for you. Paying women to have sex with you isn't entertaining? Well perhaps to a heterosexual female that's the case. To a heterosexual male or a homosexual female, it's a ticket to ride! I'm appalled that there aren't more adverts like this!
posted by ZachsMind at 11:58 AM on July 22, 2005

Best. Fucking. Coupon. Ever.
posted by Floach at 12:04 PM on July 22, 2005

Floach, literally!
posted by fenriq at 12:15 PM on July 22, 2005

Does anyone have a scan?
posted by keswick at 12:21 PM on July 22, 2005

"Must be present to enter".
I knew there was a catch!
posted by hal9k at 12:26 PM on July 22, 2005

I just hope they remembered to put in some fine print along the lines of "Limit one coupon per customer."
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 12:26 PM on July 22, 2005

No purchase necessary. Must be 18 or older. Please fuck responsibly.
posted by NewBornHippy at 12:52 PM on July 22, 2005

Is it valid on two for one days?
posted by buzzman at 12:56 PM on July 22, 2005

Customer: "but the coupon doesn't say one coupon per customer"

madame: "well that's the policy sir"

customer: "what if I leave and come back? then it's a separate visit"
posted by nervousfritz at 12:59 PM on July 22, 2005

I hope they ran the coupon idea by the women first.
posted by o2b at 1:05 PM on July 22, 2005

Only a half hour?
posted by ColdChef at 1:16 PM on July 22, 2005

That is possibly the most half-empty comment in the history of the half-full/half-empty comment distinction, ColdChef.
posted by Sparx at 4:16 PM on July 22, 2005

*arrives with stack of colour copies*

What?
posted by dreamsign at 12:07 PM on July 23, 2005

this is somehow really cute, and even innocent, funnily enough.

thanks, fen : >
posted by amberglow at 12:19 PM on July 23, 2005

This thread is useless without pics.
posted by mrhappy at 5:42 PM on July 23, 2005

"The magazine is supposed to be about leisure and entertainment activities, but I don't find paying women to have sex with them particularly entertaining."

Um, the whole point of the coupon is that you don't have to pay.
posted by randomstriker at 6:42 PM on July 23, 2005