Benjy Georgie in the White House

July 23, 2005 5:48 PM

Faulkneresque White House. Down the hall, under the chandelier, I could see them talking. They were walking toward me and Dick s face was white, and he stopped and gave a piece of paper to Rummy, and Rummy looked at the piece of paper and shook his head. He gave the paper back to Dick and Dick shook his head. They disappeared and then they were standing right next to me. Hemispheres Magazine's Faulkner Parody Contest (Hemingway too) via RobotWisdom
posted by publius (5 comments total)

Somebody ought to do a writing-style contest for Douglas Adams. Just sayin'.
posted by wendell at 5:59 PM on July 23, 2005

And Robert Anton Wilson.
posted by Balisong at 6:21 PM on July 23, 2005

Fark is saying that this entry was only posted on the website, but not in their in-flight magazine. To combat conservative air rage, I suppose.
posted by fungible at 6:58 PM on July 23, 2005

any relation?
posted by timory at 7:23 PM on July 23, 2005

The American People: They Endured.
posted by hackly_fracture at 2:10 PM on July 25, 2005