cursor-dodger

July 29, 2005 7:14 AM

cursor-dodger ... don't let the little guy grab your pointer.
posted by crunchland (31 comments total)

Damn you.
posted by sciurus at 7:27 AM on July 29, 2005

He's a fast bugger, and then with the pipe and the rocket. I think he cheats.
posted by OmieWise at 7:28 AM on July 29, 2005

Nutsack! I was bored up until now, and now I'll never get anything done today!
posted by benzo8 at 7:36 AM on July 29, 2005

I hate that guy. So very much.
posted by brain_drain at 7:43 AM on July 29, 2005

Heh. Cute. How many other tricks might he have up his sleeve if I keep playing?
posted by soyjoy at 7:52 AM on July 29, 2005

That lil' fucker!
posted by Rawhide at 8:04 AM on July 29, 2005

I was playing this last night and nearly stabbed the screen. Damn evilspork has many trickies.
posted by peacay at 8:05 AM on July 29, 2005

He doesn't seem to be very good at predicting your position if you behave erratically.
posted by odinsdream at 8:07 AM on July 29, 2005

Just starting playing. Best so far is 676. Damn disappearing act.
posted by gramschmidt at 8:07 AM on July 29, 2005

He doesn't seem to be very good at predicting your position if you behave erratically.

It's a simple little flash game, dude. He's not Hal 9000 or anything.

Best I've managed is 2110.
posted by crunchland at 8:12 AM on July 29, 2005

That little bastard!
posted by redteam at 8:13 AM on July 29, 2005

I honestly was going to try to get something productive done at work today. Oh, well... Damn stupid rocket thing... best score so far a miserable 546...
posted by gwenzel at 8:14 AM on July 29, 2005

Piece of pie. Die little man.
posted by hal9k at 8:15 AM on July 29, 2005

i thought i had his whole act memorized, and that i'd know how to handle him..

then came the bombs inside the bombs. :o/
posted by lotsofno at 8:17 AM on July 29, 2005

How the hell do I avoid the pipe?
posted by ColdChef at 8:18 AM on July 29, 2005

get in one of the top corners
posted by lotsofno at 8:20 AM on July 29, 2005

Be in the opposite top corner.
posted by gramschmidt at 8:20 AM on July 29, 2005

Zing!
posted by gramschmidt at 8:20 AM on July 29, 2005

I love games that I can play with zero instructions/preparation. Nice post, a lot of fun.
posted by oddman at 8:39 AM on July 29, 2005

It's a simple little flash game, dude. He's not Hal 9000 or anything.

Well, Hal wasn't very good at predicting positions of erratically-behaving humans either. I'm just saying, it was something that made the game easier for me, by wiggling my mouse around during the times where he was trying to jump at me, I was able to completely throw it off.
posted by odinsdream at 8:39 AM on July 29, 2005

Dammit, I keep accidentally leaving the box and resetting my score to zero.
posted by smackfu at 8:49 AM on July 29, 2005

full screen mode is your friend.
posted by crunchland at 9:04 AM on July 29, 2005

crunchland posted “don’t let the little guy grab your pointer.”

That advice actually applies to other contexts...
posted by signal at 10:38 AM on July 29, 2005

Has anyone been able to make the rocket hit the little evil man? Is it even possible?

I would very much like to hit that little evil man with a rocket.
posted by aparrish at 11:44 AM on July 29, 2005

you can get the rocket to head for the little evil man, but the rocket goes through the little evil man. sorry.
posted by o2b at 12:05 PM on July 29, 2005

that little son of a bitch...
posted by Jon-o at 12:10 PM on July 29, 2005

but the rocket goes through the little evil man. sorry.

Just discovered this. Bullshit, I tell you.
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 5:10 PM on July 29, 2005

That little guy can seriously go suck his own pipe.
posted by melissa may at 5:56 PM on July 29, 2005

He has a lot in common with my kitten, who sits on top of the monitor and chases my cursor with his paws. If I play this game while the kitten is here, the universe will collapse into a singularity.
posted by matildaben at 6:43 PM on July 29, 2005

i don't know what was more fun, playing the game or reading all the comments cursing that little evil man. thanks for the chuckles!
posted by tu11ym0n at 10:17 PM on July 29, 2005

The bombs within the bomb didn't get me... the bomb was a different color, so I knew something was up. It was when he appeared in two different places...
posted by squidlarkin at 4:37 PM on July 30, 2005