November 22, 2000

10:41 AM

The end is near (again)Looks like the one Florida county that was actually finding some Gore votes, Miami-Dade, is calling off the recount.
posted by tranquileye (2 comments total)

Yes, I've heard some of the votes hid behind the desks and didn't want to come out, they apparently held a hostage, 29 year old woman volunteer who was working on the hand-counts. After 3 weeks of negotiation, their plan backfired once it was found out they were made of paper. Republican votes had no comment. I shall report more once it comes in...
posted by tiaka at 10:44 AM on November 22, 2000

The fall in the Nasdaq has been reversed by this news. Which only goes to prove that it's a bad thing.
posted by holgate at 10:59 AM on November 22, 2000