Mums give it their breast shot.

August 10, 2005 6:35 PM

Mums give it their breast shot. Australia held the record, the USA took it off them, lost it back to Australia, who still hold it, despite recent attempts by in New Zealand and the USA to better the mark. When did simultaneous breastfeeding get so competitive?
posted by noizyboy (13 comments total)

Arg, we could have made it -- I just didn't know it was happening. Really cool.
posted by NewBornHippy at 6:40 PM on August 10, 2005

I think the whole trend is about to go tits-up, myself.
posted by ZenMasterThis at 6:46 PM on August 10, 2005

FOOD FIGHT!
posted by Ron at 7:03 PM on August 10, 2005

"And coming around the nipple, it's ... Beetlebaum!"
posted by mr_crash_davis at 7:11 PM on August 10, 2005

Absolutely titillating.

(someone had to)
posted by zerokey at 7:15 PM on August 10, 2005

Was that headline the breast you could do? We have hit rock bosom...
posted by Catfry at 7:58 PM on August 10, 2005

This post sucks.

(Think about it, and you'll realise I'm joking. Sort of.)
posted by Effigy2000 at 8:29 PM on August 10, 2005

Was that headline the breast you could do?

My initial draft was pun after dreadful pun, but I thought that might be lowering the tone a bit.

Good to see the rest of the MeFi community has no such qualms.
posted by noizyboy at 9:03 PM on August 10, 2005

I'm sorry for the badness of my comment but you must be fair, the post doesn't lend much else to do but to 'pun' away (not saying it's a bad post).
posted by Catfry at 9:14 PM on August 10, 2005

For my part, when I come up with a truly horrible pun I have no choice but to get it off my chest. I suppose I could be weaned from my dependency on punnish humor, but I haven't yet come up with the right formula. Still, I'm too full o' the milk of human kindness to commit further punnery at the moment.
posted by musicinmybrain at 9:17 PM on August 10, 2005

musicinmybrain wins!

Unless we want to go tit for tat in the comments?
posted by zerokey at 4:07 AM on August 11, 2005

Breast of the web.
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 11:36 AM on August 11, 2005

I actually thought at first that maybe this was going to be about a competition for height and distance (I managed about fifteen feet right across the room once). Heh.

Yes, what is this thing called too much information?
posted by jokeefe at 4:19 PM on August 11, 2005