Comments on: on my tongue

on my tongue

Phantast — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 11:48:28 -0800

Are you HUNGRY or do you just crave the flavor? (my favorite is that Mustard is under the heading Exotic.)

By: nervousfritz

nervousfritz — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 11:52:22 -0800

Wow those are some strange colognes.

By: billysumday

billysumday — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 11:52:26 -0800

It's times like this I wish the internet was scratch and sniff.

By: dov3

dov3 — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 11:53:53 -0800

I think I'd wear the Memphis BBQ spray.

By: maxsparber

maxsparber — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 11:55:09 -0800

I crave the flava.

By: Robot Johnny

Robot Johnny — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 12:07:33 -0800

It's times like this I wish the internet was scratch and sniff. You of course mean scratch and lick.

By: rxrfrx

rxrfrx — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 13:18:50 -0800

Like countless others, I crave the flavor.

By: Jazznoisehere

Jazznoisehere — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 13:20:51 -0800

In the inventor's bio, his PR geniuses came up with this gem: "one of the nation's top R&D culinarians." I almost expect to see stints at Bridgestone and Dow in his vitae.

By: fenriq

fenriq — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 13:27:24 -0800

While I can see the thought behind this, I can also see someone spraying this nasty crap directly into their mouth or spraying banana split on their banana split and doubling up the flavor. And I'm sorry but Smoked Bacon should not be available in spray form. Maybe as a jelly bean but not as a spray. Though it would be alot of fun to mess with the neighborhood dogs and the bacon spray.

By: bjgeiger

bjgeiger — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 13:30:49 -0800

My first thought was "OOO" that would be fun to play with......hehehehehe..........

By: phirleh

phirleh — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 13:36:26 -0800

Flavor Sprays are people! They're people!!

By: alumshubby

alumshubby — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 13:39:59 -0800

Fascinating. If these were cheaply and readily available, I'd never buy butter-flavored popcorn again.

By: uncleozzy

uncleozzy — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 13:55:25 -0800

Is it wrong that my mouth is watering from thinking about spraying everything with smoked bacon and ranch?

By: cleverusername

cleverusername — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 14:03:47 -0800

My mother cannot cook, she never has been. Growing up wasn't painful, as I never had something to reference against... until college. The college cafeteria food was terrific! Not really, but with my pallette, hell yes. I see this as a cure for people that cannot cook; just taste-test the food and if it's found lacking, then spray on the correct taste. Brilliant!

By: punkbitch

punkbitch — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 14:16:33 -0800

there are whole menus! 3 course meals, one spray each.

By: Hubajube

Hubajube — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 14:25:14 -0800

> Though it would be alot of fun to mess with the neighborhood dogs and the bacon spray. My guess is that dogs wouldn't be fooled, that they'd only smell chemicals.

By: macadamiaranch

macadamiaranch — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 14:35:13 -0800

Why is mustard on their list? Mustard's not all that bad for you. It's not like it's mayo or something -- it's mustard! Ground up seeds and vinegar! Also -- why isn't "buttery" already available? Wouldn't that be the first one to come up with? Is it that much easier to make a spray bacon than spray butter? Don't they already have spray butter? And what the hell is "Ice Blue Salt"?

By: MsMolly

MsMolly — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 14:38:35 -0800

Please someone explain Ice Blue Salt spray to me. Is it just me or does that sound like something they spray on the roads in winter?

By: Phantast

Phantast — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 15:00:15 -0800

but certainly this will NOT satisfy my urge to purge... leaving my somewhat damp but empty.

By: caddis

caddis — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 16:03:44 -0800

Engineered by Clark Griswold.

By: abcde

abcde — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 16:28:59 -0800

cleverusername: This American Life recently had a bit about a girl whose mother cooked her only chicken every night during her childhood, and when she started eating at the the cafeteria in high school she was awed at their cooking skills, that they could make different things every day.

By: abcde

abcde — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 16:31:41 -0800

(Real audio link)

By: jikel_morten

jikel_morten — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 18:27:48 -0800

What was the name of that dot-bomb that was going to allow you to smell things on the net? Scent-o-matic or something? E-scent? I-Scent 2000 I can't remember...Anyone?

By: cps

cps — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 19:02:17 -0800

iSmell, I believe...

By: cps

cps — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 19:02:52 -0800

yep, iSmell

By: MrMustard

MrMustard — Thu, 18 Aug 2005 05:54:28 -0800

But Mustard is exotic! And, as macadamiaranch points out, not bad for you.

By: bitter-girl.com

bitter-girl.com — Thu, 18 Aug 2005 06:29:27 -0800

Oh my God. Parmesan cheese spray? Mind you, I won't even use margarine because I think highly manipulated foods are gross and bad for you, but something like this would really come in handy if you absolutely had to diet...

By: crunchland

crunchland — Thu, 18 Aug 2005 07:14:16 -0800

In the little opening movie, the hand is spraying "chocolate fudge" on everything... that slab of prime rib, and the salad, too. I wonder if chocolate fudge is just good on everything, or what.

By: Secret Life of Gravy

Secret Life of Gravy — Thu, 18 Aug 2005 10:09:11 -0800

I, for one, am NOT replacing my gravy with spray-on flavor. That would just be wrong! ~ goes off to the kitchen to make Beef Stroganaff with real sour cream~

By: bitter-girl.com

bitter-girl.com — Thu, 18 Aug 2005 10:47:03 -0800

~ goes off to find out where Secret Life of Gravy lives ~ Stroganoff, yum!