Never work again

August 26, 2005 6:29 PM

Never want to work again? Maybe you need a sugar daddy.
Not too much in California, so it seems I'm out of luck.
posted by starscream (16 comments total)

I love how the defaults are "I am a sugar baby looking for a sugardaddy" in the 18 to 25 age zone!

Proviso to wannabe babies: You're gonna be dealing with some major old funk, so get used to adult diapers, golf, and that funny grandpa smell.
posted by gorgor_balabala at 6:44 PM on August 26, 2005

Is this something I'd have to be heterosexual to participate in?
posted by mudpuppie at 6:46 PM on August 26, 2005

Not too much in California, so it seems I'm out of luck.

Never been to Palm Springs, have you?
posted by WolfDaddy at 6:50 PM on August 26, 2005

mudpuppie - evidently not.
posted by Silky Slim at 6:53 PM on August 26, 2005

Chattanooga is a fine old town, sugar babe
Chattanooga is a fine old town, sugar babe
Chattanooga is a fine old town
You get a little crazy then burn your house down
Sugar babe, sugar babe.

- Johnny Cash
posted by grabbingsand at 6:55 PM on August 26, 2005

There is a Chocolatina near me, born when I was in 11th grade. I wonder if she could stand my major old funk?
posted by Fat Guy at 7:00 PM on August 26, 2005

Thank you. Just what I was looking for
posted by growabrain at 7:00 PM on August 26, 2005

eh, it's not really all that wonderful, and there's a short shelf-life, usually.
posted by amberglow at 7:39 PM on August 26, 2005

Never want to work again?

If I had a SugarBaby, the first gift I would get her is a pair of knee pads.
posted by disgruntled at 7:46 PM on August 26, 2005

disgruntled
If I had a SugarBaby, the first gift I would get her is a pair of knee pads.

Have a lot of gardening work that needs done?
posted by herting at 7:50 PM on August 26, 2005

You can get their free (well they think you are paying for it) course on How to Attract a Woman here. You know you want to. Somebody get them a coder stat!
posted by filchyboy at 10:30 PM on August 26, 2005

I'm tempted to pretend to be a hot little chicka to see what percentage of the men guys on the site actually qualify to be sugar.
posted by PurplePorpoise at 11:00 PM on August 26, 2005

The thing is, you would probably still have to exercise regularly or something, otherwise the SD would lose interest...unless they were really lonely and just wanted conversation and someone to share the bed with.
posted by deusdiabolus at 1:21 AM on August 27, 2005

I am outraged.
posted by Pretty_Generic at 2:19 AM on August 27, 2005

Wow, there's one in my hometown. I'm a few years too old though. Darn. ; )
posted by SisterHavana at 8:43 AM on August 27, 2005

You've got to respect the fact that they made the lowest category of income '$0 to $100,000.'
posted by bingo at 7:06 PM on August 27, 2005