Comments on: Aneros

Aneros

kika — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 20:01:43 -0800

Stimulating the male G-spot: The medically researched and designed Aneros was originally created to safely and effectively massage the prostate, relieve congested prostate fluid, and promote general prostate health. It is anatomically tailored to the male body. When it was initially released, the Aneros worked like designed and greatly improved the quality of lives for many of our customers. However, in addition to reporting improved prostate health, many of our users reported experiencing unbelievable orgasms and unique pleasure that, while different from a traditional penile orgasm, could only be described as "orgasmic."

And the best thing is, you don't have to charge any batteries neither do you have to use your hands. It's completely sphincter operated!

You can also just put it on your mantle piece and call it modern art. [Links might be NSFW, but no naked pictures]

By: kika

kika — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 20:04:24 -0800

My wife wants to buy me one. I'm not sure... Post posting: I tried to post this before, but JRun ate it. I hadn't seen the urine posting otherwise I might have waited a while.

By: DeepFriedTwinkies

DeepFriedTwinkies — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 20:06:35 -0800

I prefer to think we were synergetic, kika.

By: fenriq

fenriq — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 20:21:03 -0800

I predict an uncomfortable but highly entertaining thread.

By: drpynchon

drpynchon — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 20:22:43 -0800

So this can relieve my [Pepsi] blue balls, then?

By: nonmerci

nonmerci — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 20:37:26 -0800

There's no ejaculation involved, drpynchon. Your [Pepsi] blue balls are shit out of luck.

By: R. Mutt

R. Mutt — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 20:44:31 -0800

Metafilter:Hands-Free Self-Propelled Pleasure

By: Silky Slim

Silky Slim — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 21:00:59 -0800

uncomfortable but highly entertaining much like the aneros itself, apparently.

By: birdherder

birdherder — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 21:01:26 -0800

Since this is a medical device for better prostate health, will my health insurance pay for it?

By: kika

kika — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 21:09:14 -0800

If you have prostate problems, they might. Just ask. [No, I'm not affiliated with this company]

By: dreamsign

dreamsign — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 21:11:12 -0800

I'm pretty sure that if this is medical, my employer has to tolerate it in the workplace.

By: amberglow

amberglow — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 21:17:03 -0800

is it a secret that massaging the prostate gives pleasure? or just to straight guys?

By: DeepFriedTwinkies

DeepFriedTwinkies — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 21:21:19 -0800

Just to straight guys. We can barely comprehend foreplay, don't make us think about our bottoms...

By: dreamsign

dreamsign — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 21:27:21 -0800

Just to straight guys? There are a large number of women out there who suspect that if you want to do anything at all with your bottom you've got a secret case of teh gay.

By: wendell

wendell — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 21:30:46 -0800

MetaFilter: It's completely sphincter operated!

By: greatgefilte

greatgefilte — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 21:37:03 -0800

We hope that researchers and specialists in this field will do more to shed light on this remarkable phenomenon. We will offer free Aneros Massagers for such research purposes. Who knew being a researcher would get you all this swag?

By: klangklangston

klangklangston — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 21:37:21 -0800

Wendell: That's the first MeFi tagline that's made me laugh in as long as I can remember. But I'm also drunk and procrastinating an article. So I may have low standards. As for the Analizer... I dunno... it just seems so... big...

By: mystyk

mystyk — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 21:53:51 -0800

MetaFilter: Uncomfortable but highly entertaining. MetaFilter: You can also just put it on your mantle piece and call it modern art. MetaFilter: My employer has to tolerate it in the workplace. MetaFilter: I tried to post this before, but JRun ate it. And I just don't know why nobody tried: MetaFilter: Stimulating the male G-spot. Did I pretty much cover them? I think wendell still gets the prize, but this ought to cover the rest.

By: mike3k

mike3k — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 21:57:08 -0800

Straight men are finally learning what gay men always knew :)

By: loquacious

loquacious — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 21:59:54 -0800

Wendell wins.

By: VulcanMike

VulcanMike — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 22:14:53 -0800

Tell us more, gay men.

By: icosahedral

icosahedral — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 22:29:50 -0800

By: rdone

rdone — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 22:33:04 -0800

Shit, I thought that Free Republic was the only one that was completely sphincter operated.

By: gorgor_balabala

gorgor_balabala — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 22:33:47 -0800

Self massage of the prostate can be dangerous if not done correctly. Yeah, but i live on the edge.

By: socratic

socratic — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 22:34:19 -0800

That thing looks like an alien ray gun. Holy smokes.

By: mullacc

mullacc — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 22:45:40 -0800

I have a body part that's compatible with that?

By: dreamsign

dreamsign — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 22:50:50 -0800

Now with Necroflesh. (TM)

By: PurplePorpoise

PurplePorpoise — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 22:54:47 -0800

So which part of the thing goes where?

By: davy

davy — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 22:57:16 -0800

Hey nonmerci, whaddaya mean "there's no ejaculation involved"? I was gonna say "Poor guy, you never came from being assfucked?" till I looked up your user page and saw a female name. That explains it. All I can say is sometimes it is different for men. And PurplePorpoise, if you ask politely maybe one of Mefite's gay contingent will help you figure it out.

By: scarabic

scarabic — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 23:11:44 -0800

Just bought one. Can't wait to read the user manual. Directions for use: 1) stick it up your ass 2) come all your bodily fluids

By: Chimp

Chimp — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 23:17:55 -0800

This post answered one of those "always wanted to know but too embarrassed to ask" type questions.

By: newfers

newfers — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 23:19:41 -0800

heh-heh, heh-heh, you put it in your BUTT!

By: Ethereal Bligh

Ethereal Bligh — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 23:20:02 -0800

Interesting that someone would call the prostate the "male g-spot". We've come full circle! There's still controversy surrounding the g-spot, but I think consensus has moved in the direction of accepting that it's real. And there's some thinking that it's a bit of glandular tissue along the urinary tract and is, basically, the female analog of the prostate. My experience with both my own prostate and sexual play and the g-spot confirms this, as both in my experience are optimally stimulated just prior to orgasm. The prostate gland is where the seminal fluid sans the sperm is created; it builds up there and the gland "hardens" just prior to orgasm before ejaculation. I'm not sure of all the mechanics involved. But the point is that this is similar to what happens with the g-spot: some fluid may build up there prior to orgasm, and applying pressure/massage at that time can be extremely stimulating, as it is in the case of the prostate. Massage of the prostate is not (I think) for most men pleasurable in complete isolation--the sensations involved are the same as the "fullness" one feels just prior to ejaculation and which is pretty much the same as experiencing the feeling of needing to pee (the portion of the sensation that is strongly localized at the end of the urethra and also weakly farther inward) but in a profoundly different context. I also think there's a relationship here between this sensation and full-bladder morning erections that many (mostly young) men experience.

By: numlok

numlok — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 23:48:39 -0800

mystyk, I think you forgot: MetaFilter: Many of our users call it the "Super-O" btw: Wendell wins.

By: pointilist

pointilist — Sat, 27 Aug 2005 00:28:12 -0800

I like: MetaFilter: Combined with spiritual stimulation, the orgasm is intensified. But it lacks concision.

By: socratic

socratic — Sat, 27 Aug 2005 00:44:40 -0800

MetaFilter: It lacks concision.

By: fvw

fvw — Sat, 27 Aug 2005 01:06:11 -0800

MetaFilter: Concsion I'll come quietly

By: deusdiabolus

deusdiabolus — Sat, 27 Aug 2005 01:07:18 -0800

For sake of reference: if you really need to ejaculate, you can probably just pull the thing out once you feel the orgasm coming on and manually finish the job yourself. I think the method by which this works is similar to the medical "finger wave" or (obviously) anal sex. The reason why the orgasm comes and you don't (sorry, had to toss off a pun - oh! two in one) is because the constant pressure on the prostate at the moment of orgasm "squeezes off" the release of the fluid. Therefore, if you pull it out...skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet....

By: Joeforking

Joeforking — Sat, 27 Aug 2005 01:51:24 -0800

You might end up with a bad case of aneroids.

By: Meatbomb

Meatbomb — Sat, 27 Aug 2005 03:41:25 -0800

If there was ever a thread in which If I Had an Anus is unwelcome, it's this one.

By: scruss

scruss — Sat, 27 Aug 2005 03:56:22 -0800

You gotta love (or be worried by, or both) a site that has a link title An Anal Awakening. Hmm, mystyk, how about: MetaFilter: An Anal Awakening ?

By: strawberryviagra

strawberryviagra — Sat, 27 Aug 2005 05:04:04 -0800

Does it come in chocolate?

By: herting

herting — Sat, 27 Aug 2005 05:18:00 -0800

Hmmm, fifty dollars? I have been envious of my girlfriends' orgasms for years, where they convulse, tighten, and feel it through their whole body while mine seems to be a pretty humdrum affair in contrast. I think that's why men ejaculate is so whomever created such a disparity in orgasm wonderment could say, "yeah, your's might not be as good, but it's like you create a majestic water fountain for 10 seconds!" I may be placated by the fount, but after having seen Cytheria and one former girlfriend who could create waterworks displays that showed up my biological display I felt cheated once more. From the testimonials it sounds interesting, I don't know that it would give me as much as my girlfriend gets from her Rabbit though. A few of the reviews mention making modifications to fix poorly engineered parts of the toy, maybe they will make a model 2 that cures some of those problems. Then it's just a matter of one of my friends giving a first-hand account or a price drop before I buy one.

By: Sparx

Sparx — Sat, 27 Aug 2005 05:39:33 -0800

Can I just say that stimulation of the female g-spot, or rough bit on the roof of the vaginal cavity, often makes women breath faster if stimulated during episodes of Dr Phil. I wrote off enquiring about a starter kit. I'll be sure to let y'all know if they reply.

By: sjvilla79

sjvilla79 — Sat, 27 Aug 2005 06:07:20 -0800

Wow. Read some of the forum posts.

By: bwg

bwg — Sat, 27 Aug 2005 06:19:22 -0800

MetaFilter: there's no ejaculation involved

By: ijoshua

ijoshua — Sat, 27 Aug 2005 06:42:35 -0800

MetaFilter: skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet

By: sjvilla79

sjvilla79 — Sat, 27 Aug 2005 06:58:49 -0800

I have a broom handle here. Will that do the trick?

By: klangklangston

klangklangston — Sat, 27 Aug 2005 07:28:11 -0800

Sjvilla: Only if you tape a Silly Putty egg to the top. Otherwise, it's dangerous.

By: greatgefilte

greatgefilte — Sat, 27 Aug 2005 07:35:27 -0800

I wonder if this will become popular with the religious set for whom spilling seed is a no-no.

By: keptwench

keptwench — Sat, 27 Aug 2005 07:39:50 -0800

Too expensive. You can buy two or more dildos from any of the adult toy shops on or off line for that price. With better designed handles and etc. I have it from a reputable source that he prefers the vibrating kind of toy for the same purpose.

By: amberglow

amberglow — Sat, 27 Aug 2005 08:22:37 -0800

Then it's just a matter of one of my friends giving a first-hand account ... Metafilter: a first-hand account ; >

By: MonkeyC

MonkeyC — Sat, 27 Aug 2005 08:36:35 -0800

Many vibrating butt plugs are cheaper, but they do require batteries. Somebody needs to do a scientific study to find out if this product and/or VBPs are useful in treating CPPS.

By: sequential

sequential — Sat, 27 Aug 2005 08:53:12 -0800

I'm shocked that it appears none of you appear to have fingers. How do you type?

By: amberglow

amberglow — Sat, 27 Aug 2005 09:11:23 -0800

I'm shocked that it appears none of you appear to have fingers. How do you type? exactly! Who needs toys?

By: matteo

matteo — Sat, 27 Aug 2005 13:18:24 -0800

I guess that trying to sell dildos as health-care products is a pretty neat idea. anyway, "you've got a secret case of teh gay" made me laugh. and wendell made me laugh too, as he always does.

By: sharpener

sharpener — Sat, 27 Aug 2005 13:35:20 -0800

Does it come in chocolate? It'll come in anything if you aim it correctly.

By: dersins

dersins — Sat, 27 Aug 2005 14:08:07 -0800

matteo: not dildoes, buttplugs. just sayin'...

By: tkchrist

tkchrist — Sat, 27 Aug 2005 15:46:13 -0800

You bunch of perverts. What happened to being th master of your domain? When I'm home alone and, let's say, Arianna Huffington is on NPR? I got one rule and one rule only: All hands on deck - right where I can see them. Otherwise one thing leads to another... Mmmmm. The way she says "Prezeedont Cleenton" Rowr. Damn. Sick. I'm sick too! Oh. Well. How much is this thing?

By: sjvilla79

sjvilla79 — Sat, 27 Aug 2005 16:45:48 -0800

Sjvilla: Only if you tape a Silly Putty egg to the top. Otherwise, it's dangerous. Someone should have said something before I started here. Oh well. No turning back now I guess.

By: deusdiabolus

deusdiabolus — Sat, 27 Aug 2005 23:22:12 -0800

MetaFilter: See? You really will go blind.

By: dreamsign

dreamsign — Sun, 28 Aug 2005 00:14:24 -0800

Ruprecht! Don't take the cork off the fork!

By: dirtynumbangelboy

dirtynumbangelboy — Sun, 28 Aug 2005 17:54:19 -0800

Hmm. It's been my experience that boys tend to shoot farther whilst being stimulated in that region, as opposed to not coming at all. Also, I want one. I imagine the effect it would have on a bottom would be... breathtaking. /sadist.