Had this amendment been adopted, the House of Representatives would have become massive. The United States population reached 250,000,000 in 1990. Under the first proposed amendment, the House would have grown to 5,000 members.5,000 congress critters. That would be totally awesome. We could put them all in one little walled-off village, and they could gossip to each other over their backyard fences, and have barbecues and affairs and their own little post office and a couple dirt roads and a general store on Main Street where they could buy sacks of flour and pickled eggs from the big jar, and on the second Tuesday of each month they'd gather there for the big town meeting, and they'd get to exercise their civic duties and wear away the evening jawboning about rights and responsibilities and how them guys from the next village over just ain't as smart as we-all is, and discuss the newcomers in town with a bit of suspicion because they have yet to join the Lions, nor the Rotary, nor the Grange, and how they haven't yet been seen down at the VFW neither, but you know, we ought to give them a chance, you know, sometimes it's hard moving to a new town, exceptin' that one feller, he's been making noises about how we maybe ought to of been doin' somethin' more'n just jawin' all day at Hank the barber's with them hound dogs snoozin' in the dusty sun, on account of -- remember them folks outside the wall? -- them folks, they sent us here to do somethin', only I can't quite rightly recall just what. Hell. I'll have another one, Vern. Them's some nice shootin' irons you got there.
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I was compelled to trot that one out.
posted by rolypolyman at 10:15 AM on August 27, 2005