Comments on: The Udder Race

The Udder Race

analogue — Mon, 29 Aug 2005 12:05:21 -0800

Cow racing is serious business. Think you've got the world's fastest heifer? Can your Bessy beat Taffy's Guiness world record? Ever wonder what a cow race looks like? Sounds like? Do you feel inspired?

By: Sharktattoo

Sharktattoo — Mon, 29 Aug 2005 12:21:10 -0800

Yeah, but is Gran'ma ben going to be there?

By: atom128

atom128 — Mon, 29 Aug 2005 12:24:47 -0800

damnit, shatktattoo beat me to it.

By: zia

zia — Mon, 29 Aug 2005 12:31:50 -0800

Thank you for this. Redeems my Monday.

By: bonehead

bonehead — Mon, 29 Aug 2005 12:36:35 -0800

I dunno. I hear Grandma Ben is gettin tired. I'm a thinkin' for to put a coupla eggs on th' mystery cow.

By: y6y6y6

y6y6y6 — Mon, 29 Aug 2005 15:51:24 -0800

Cows are some of the biggest and dumbest animals on the planet. Encouraging them to move at high speed is a very bad idea. Growing up on a farm, one of the rules of thumb I learned - "A cow moving at any speed faster than a slow walk is cause for serious concern."

By: Jimbob

Jimbob — Mon, 29 Aug 2005 17:02:04 -0800

The Mt. Compass Cup - my local cow race.

By: tommasz

tommasz — Mon, 29 Aug 2005 18:15:59 -0800

y6y6y6: "Cows are some of the biggest and dumbest animals on the planet." You know, there had to be a time when cows were wild and fairly intelligent (or intelligent enough). I can only imagine how brave the first person was who milked one. I'm sure it wasn't the person who decided it was a good idea to milk a cow to begin with.

By: weapons-grade pandemonium

weapons-grade pandemonium — Mon, 29 Aug 2005 22:20:17 -0800

Only female cows are permitted in the proposed one-mile race. Damn. My money was on the tranny.

By: nofundy

nofundy — Tue, 30 Aug 2005 07:39:30 -0800

Mine might not be the fastest but she has the biggest teats.