In 1975 Andy Allman famously volunteered to descend into the loo pit. The loo was a 40 foot hole dug by the marines with two cubicles over it, which some wag had designated by painting a flaming sword on the door of one and a bleeding rose on the other. The results of our collective labours froze quickly and accumulated in a vertical direction. The resulting turdicles (or stalagshites) had grown so high they risked entering the bum zone so someone had to go and cut them down!posted by pracowity at 3:08 AM on August 30, 2005
Andy was lowered into the 40 foot pit and heroically sawed off both, saving the base from an evil fate. His clothes were ritually burned afterwards!
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