A Modest Proposal

November 26, 2000 7:55 PM

A Modest Proposal for preventing the tongues of the American people from being a burden to their owners and country, as well as encouraging them to become more beneficial to the public interest. I still hate guns, but dear old Jon would have been proud.
posted by ZachsMind (6 comments total)

Geez and that doesn't even appear to be coming from a shack somewhere in rural Montana...
posted by DiplomaticImmunity at 8:25 PM on November 26, 2000

"hey, you want the king of england in your face?"

- moe, from the simpsons
posted by will at 10:00 PM on November 26, 2000

How could I have been so blind?

Indeed, my stance against the proliferation of assault weapons and semiautomatic pistols has been woefully incorrect for years.

Doh!!
posted by aladfar at 10:03 PM on November 26, 2000

No kidding, Aladfar. Let's go buy some guns without a waiting period at a show along with the kits to convert them into automatic weapons, then take them into a school! How else can we show our reverence for the Constitution?
posted by rcade at 7:12 AM on November 27, 2000

The right of the people to keep and bear opinions, shall not be infringed.
posted by dhartung at 9:09 AM on November 27, 2000

Check out his D&D/Satanism page. There is tons of good reading over there.
posted by thirteen at 11:57 AM on November 28, 2000