Comments on: Some are more truth than libelous

Some are more truth than libelous

wannabehippie — Wed, 31 Aug 2005 20:26:54 -0800

Fedex licks each package. Gateway boxes are made from real cowhide. And Victoria has another secret.

By: davejay

davejay — Wed, 31 Aug 2005 20:35:47 -0800

I was having a really bad day, and the little doodles on this site made me very happy. Thanks for posting it.

By: Qubit

Qubit — Wed, 31 Aug 2005 20:37:42 -0800

How very juvenile.

By: davejay

davejay — Wed, 31 Aug 2005 20:38:14 -0800

Stick-in-the-mud. :P

By: airgirl

airgirl — Wed, 31 Aug 2005 20:39:13 -0800

Y'mean, Victoria's other secret is MANTIES? Oh, the huMANity!

By: DyRE

DyRE — Wed, 31 Aug 2005 20:49:15 -0800

Brilliant.

By: fungible

fungible — Wed, 31 Aug 2005 20:56:07 -0800

I enjoyed it. Without the drawings, it wouldn't have been worth it, though.

By: davy

davy — Wed, 31 Aug 2005 21:11:19 -0800

You know, I lick the envelope on every single letter I send. What kinds of lawsuits could idiots amuse me with?

By: benkolb

benkolb — Wed, 31 Aug 2005 21:11:21 -0800

Maddox's illustrations are better.

By: drezdn

drezdn — Wed, 31 Aug 2005 21:15:02 -0800

Samsung phones can be used as boomerangs. IT'S NOT A BUG, IT'S A FEATURE!

By: WolfDaddy

WolfDaddy — Wed, 31 Aug 2005 21:28:12 -0800

The one that's had me giggling all day is the one for MasterLock. FREAKIN' NERDS!

By: jacquilynne

jacquilynne — Wed, 31 Aug 2005 22:26:57 -0800

This reminds me of spamusement, which I haven't read in awhile. I'll have to catch up on that.

By: sharpener

sharpener — Wed, 31 Aug 2005 22:39:02 -0800

This is good.

By: phyle

phyle — Wed, 31 Aug 2005 22:42:56 -0800

I also vote that this is good.

By: wendell

wendell — Wed, 31 Aug 2005 22:44:48 -0800

Yeah, they'd be libelous claims about large corporations, except for one thing... THEY'RE ALL TRUE!!!!!

By: chasing

chasing — Wed, 31 Aug 2005 23:12:32 -0800

None of the people who post on Metafilter actually exist. Including you.

By: loquacious

loquacious — Wed, 31 Aug 2005 23:54:18 -0800

Those silly little combo-dial MasterLocks are ridiculously easy to "hack" and open - and not just with a hammer. Err, not that I would know anything about that.

By: Joeforking

Joeforking — Thu, 01 Sep 2005 00:32:14 -0800

4 links to a single (weak) blog?

By: vira

vira — Thu, 01 Sep 2005 01:02:51 -0800

http://www.whatisvictoriassecret.com/ (NSFW?)

By: peacay

peacay — Thu, 01 Sep 2005 01:07:12 -0800

Very amusing, thanks wannabehippie. I'm reminded of the Yes Men for some reason. They prank corporate meetings, their most famous stunt being to announce that Dow Chemicals would compensate all the Bhopal victims which was reported by BBC as a true announcement. I'd vaguely thought about an FPP on them.

By: Phantomx

Phantomx — Thu, 01 Sep 2005 01:24:05 -0800

I work for Fedex and I just want to say that I'm really glad that we don't lick each package. My tongue would get so tired!

By: rhymer

rhymer — Thu, 01 Sep 2005 01:41:30 -0800

A nice sense of the absurd and really very funny. Especially compared to the insert esoteric but essentially uninteresting subject here sites and blogs that make up so many FPPs. For example, cupcakes: great - who really gives a toss and it's not even funny? Also, if I see another example of photosharing technology or something "clever" done with Google Earth, I'm going to frickin' puke.

By: alumshubby

alumshubby — Thu, 01 Sep 2005 03:39:41 -0800

Paging bunnies wearing pancakes, white courtesy telephone, puh-leez....

By: May Kasahara

May Kasahara — Thu, 01 Sep 2005 05:16:13 -0800

I too agree that this is good. It made me laugh in its absurdity.

By: StarForce5

StarForce5 — Thu, 01 Sep 2005 05:43:24 -0800

Funny concept but the jokes are dull.

By: PinkStainlessTail

PinkStainlessTail — Thu, 01 Sep 2005 07:05:28 -0800

cupcakes: great - who really gives a toss and it's not even funny? Man, you diabetics never miss a chance to run your jackboots over the sweetness, do you? "Master race" indeed: what kind of "master race' (note the quotes) needs three shots of insulin a day? Hmmmm? GO BACK TO AUSTRALIA.

By: solistrato

solistrato — Thu, 01 Sep 2005 08:56:31 -0800

PinkStainlessTail wins!