They March Right To Your Home!

September 4, 2005 10:02 PM

Buy your own penguin! Have a pool? Want to recreate March of the Penguins in your backyard? No problem!
posted by amandaudoff (15 comments total)

*faint*

My dream of having a monkey riding a penguin in my own home is possible! This rocks!
posted by zerokey at 10:07 PM on September 4, 2005

Ok..I can be pretty naive, but is this really real?

Life-size Penguin Robot

$799.95
Full featured penguin robot serves as a friend for your pet. Includes audio sensor, can sing up to 15 songs and even dance to 10 of them.

I really really hope it's real. *crosses flippers*
posted by zerokey at 10:10 PM on September 4, 2005

No. It't not. But it should be.
posted by Juliet Banana at 10:11 PM on September 4, 2005

Now I can finally run all of those pengiun-torture experiments I've been planning.

Thank Jesus.
posted by chasing at 10:22 PM on September 4, 2005

chasing you unspeakable bastard!!
posted by jonson at 11:16 PM on September 4, 2005

Double
posted by ryanissuper at 12:40 AM on September 5, 2005

Are they, you know, anotomically correct?
posted by Balisong at 12:45 AM on September 5, 2005

Penguin? Happy Birthday!
posted by peacay at 1:28 AM on September 5, 2005

;o)
posted by seitensprung at 5:08 AM on September 5, 2005

anybody wanna adopt me?
posted by PenguinBukkake at 5:19 AM on September 5, 2005

Caution is called for.

History has taught us what happens when you invite a penguin into your home.

They put rubber gloves on their heads, steal your robotic trousers, and start a crime wave.
posted by enrevanche at 5:42 AM on September 5, 2005

Penguins are the new black.
posted by OmieWise at 6:37 AM on September 5, 2005

I was completely taken in by this web site when my husband showed it to me a few months ago. Then I searched the Metafilter archives to see if it was FPP worthy. That's when I found out it was a hoax. (I'm so gullible.)
posted by Secret Life of Gravy at 6:48 AM on September 5, 2005

Penguins are the new black.

...and white.
posted by amandaudoff at 9:28 AM on September 5, 2005

You can really really adopt a penguin here.

(Guaranteed real wild nature like penguins living in the Falkland Islands, not zoo-ey ones)

But you can't take it home. And it's not me.
posted by penguin pie at 3:11 PM on September 6, 2005