Y'know....

September 5, 2005 12:19 AM

I wouldn't have thought much about hiring a buddy or a date for awkward kids, or even sucker-dating some woman who likes the 'fatherly type' if I hadn't seen the belly shirt and mini skirt photo. And what's with the 'goth dating' ads next to the pierced 16-year old Marilyn Manson fan?
posted by Smedleyman (19 comments total)

I'm not saying nuthin', I'm just sayin'
posted by Smedleyman at 12:22 AM on September 5, 2005

I'm sayin', "That's really creepy!"

... and that's really something coming from me.
posted by mischief at 12:24 AM on September 5, 2005

That,s really fake.
posted by ryanissuper at 12:25 AM on September 5, 2005

crap
posted by ryanissuper at 12:25 AM on September 5, 2005

Nothing to see here.
posted by Gyan at 12:26 AM on September 5, 2005

Rule 0: A hoax of a "successful" commercial venture shouldn't feature Google Ads by the side.
posted by Gyan at 12:27 AM on September 5, 2005

Familiar?
posted by al_fresco at 12:30 AM on September 5, 2005

Funky.

Ran across it looking to rent a car. Fooled me.
posted by Smedleyman at 12:31 AM on September 5, 2005

Huh. Didn't come up in a search.

Of course it is almost 3 a.m. here, and the three day weekend beckons.
posted by Smedleyman at 12:34 AM on September 5, 2005

That and the Dickel.
posted by Smedleyman at 12:35 AM on September 5, 2005

Wow! Somebody put a lot of effort into that GIF. If only FEMA would have planned ahead that thoroughly…
posted by al_fresco at 12:37 AM on September 5, 2005

Looks like it's suicide again for me.
posted by Smedleyman at 12:43 AM on September 5, 2005

If only FEMA would have planned ahead that thoroughly…

What's this about FEMA?

Was there a disaster somewhere or something?
posted by Smedleyman at 12:44 AM on September 5, 2005

"I am in my senior year of high school. I am really good at making unattractive and overweight girls feel comfortable. I make a good prom date - I am in a band and have a lot of good stories and most people think I'm pretty funny."
posted by brundlefly at 12:52 AM on September 5, 2005

very easy to search
posted by planetkyoto at 12:55 AM on September 5, 2005

Will this poast be toast?
posted by TwelveTwo at 1:51 AM on September 5, 2005

Smedleyman, they're all just jealous of your leet search skills. Don't listen to 'em.
posted by Justinian at 1:54 AM on September 5, 2005

See also.
posted by uncanny hengeman at 2:10 AM on September 5, 2005

Those aren't Goths.
posted by bat at 2:34 AM on September 5, 2005