September 9, 2005

2:57 PM

"I make songs in any genre, for free or for money, based on instructions people send me."

• "If you could help me out with something that would be great. I really like this girl, but I don't know how to express it. If you could write a song about her with her beautiful light blue eyes, long brown hair, and great athletic body, that would be awesome."
• "Make a song about the right amount of cheese to put into a hot dog bun before throwing it at your ex, please."
• "We made some jell-o. It had three layers, all in one bowl. Cherry, Orange, and Lime. It needs music to jiggle to."

Fistful 'o' Friday Funkiness
posted by Edible Energy (21 comments total)

How do I know already that the jell-o song is going to be stuck in my mind all day.
posted by Turtles all the way down at 3:01 PM on September 9, 2005

As MeFi kills his server again.
posted by eyeballkid at 3:08 PM on September 9, 2005

Psst... there's a Big Big Secret page too. It's got hate mail!
posted by Miss Bitchy Pants at 3:10 PM on September 9, 2005

Forget jell-o. You need the Banana Song

(Warning!! Will be engraved in your head FOREVER)

http://www.request-a-song.com/songs/viewsong.php?songid=125
posted by jsavimbi at 3:11 PM on September 9, 2005

Man, what an awesome day on the filter.
posted by Wolfdog at 3:12 PM on September 9, 2005

oh godamnit, this time I did search for every term in the post, and it still didn't come up!
The "since day 1" option was unselected apparently ;(
Though there is certainly a buttload more content there now than back then....

posted by Edible Energy at 3:14 PM on September 9, 2005

SONG #0254: THINKING ABOUT THINKING ABOUT [...] THINKING ABOUT THINKING ABOUT FROGS
posted by freebird at 3:21 PM on September 9, 2005

please make a song in the style of the Mars Volta, where you sing space ghost quotes

comedy gold!
posted by Anders Levant at 3:57 PM on September 9, 2005

So beautiful. It's so beautiful.
posted by PinkStainlessTail at 4:04 PM on September 9, 2005

PLEASE PLAY THE KEYBOARD AS FAST AS YOU CAN

awesome. thanks.
posted by ijoshua at 4:06 PM on September 9, 2005

Seriously this rules, where else can you find an elevator-music version of YMCA?
posted by snsranch at 4:37 PM on September 9, 2005

This is WAY better than I thought it'd be.

If you like this: UA. [yes it's a myspace music page]
posted by sklero at 4:38 PM on September 9, 2005

dude. iambic pentameter, in 7/4 time. i would bow down to your pwnzorness.
posted by knave at 4:39 PM on September 9, 2005

you mean Mars Volta isn't already operafying Space Ghost?
posted by hototogisu at 4:59 PM on September 9, 2005

How does he deal with a poorly typed request?

i promise you from the bottem heart. i will love you to death, till us part.... I prome you, as a lover and a freind, i will love you.
posted by onalark at 5:05 PM on September 9, 2005

"Write a song about your lack of updates."
posted by MiltonRandKalman at 5:10 PM on September 9, 2005

SONG #0170:NOT FILLING YOUR REQUEST

REQUEST:
Sing a song that doesn't fill this request.

okay I'm done
posted by onalark at 5:21 PM on September 9, 2005

Polka Loca made me lol loudly.
posted by Pretty_Generic at 5:29 PM on September 9, 2005

Another poorly typed request:

dinosaurs with a outragous bmp
posted by godawful at 5:32 PM on September 9, 2005

http://www.archivestowearpantsto.com/tracks/0023_i_am_bjork.mp3 lololol
posted by Pretty_Generic at 5:45 PM on September 9, 2005

please make a song in the style of the Mars Volta, where you sing space ghost quotes

Whoa... he actually made my request! And I had just assumed he would think it was stupid and forget about it!

Thanks, E.E.!!
posted by Laugh_track at 6:00 PM on September 9, 2005