Ingredients: sodium penthathol!
September 10, 2005 6:20 AM   Subscribe

We are the Children of the Multiprismed Light and we are here for you. FSM!? Light of the Giant Moth! Moonmonsters! Xenu!? Ancient Nasquat413G!! GOD'S EYE OF DEATH! Stockpile soy products! Sleep deprivation! Yoni massage! Dance with reptiles! Take the quiz!
posted by loquacious (24 comments total)

 
so the dad from "That 70s Show" has a website now?
posted by killy willy at 6:30 AM on September 10, 2005


Celebrities get free continental breakfasts!?

Joke, right?
posted by mmahaffie at 6:44 AM on September 10, 2005


Disclaimer
This site is an art project/experiment.
We have no intentions of doing anything wierd or crazy.

The content on this site is satire. It's a joke.
It's a commentary on the marketing of religion,
and reactions of the public to that.
It started off as a Halloween costume, of all things.
There is no Tony Ferrari, except in the mind of the site creator.

There is no compound, no sodium pentathol. Nothing.

The members are real though. And they are in on the joke.
posted by Pretty_Generic at 6:46 AM on September 10, 2005


It is too real! They already teleported me a spiffy tracksuit.

And a stale croissant, for some strange reason.
posted by loquacious at 7:00 AM on September 10, 2005


No, Pretty-Generic, don't leap to conclusions like a modern Judas or Doubting Thomas!!!!! Open your heart to the Light Within because, This is the Real thing!!!!!

As soon as I clicked the link, the Red Panda of Faith appeared to me right here in my cubicle!!!! Forcing me to re-evaluate all aspects of my life and faith including my punctuation habits!!!!!! Forward this link to all your friends NOW!!!!!!
posted by cleardawn at 7:08 AM on September 10, 2005


I thank the Red Panda of Faith for a good laugh this morning!!!!
posted by rdone at 7:19 AM on September 10, 2005


Was that guy's head photoshopped???
posted by phewbertie at 7:59 AM on September 10, 2005


That is one hell of a forehead.
posted by Balisong at 8:04 AM on September 10, 2005


They're all educated stupid.
posted by Faint of Butt at 8:07 AM on September 10, 2005


Whoa, is the pizza guy from the Endorsements page from the 1990 Sheen/Estevez bubba-buddy comedy Men At Work? Why yes, yes he is!
posted by kuperman at 8:09 AM on September 10, 2005


I'm afraid this conflicts with my flying spaghetti monster beliefs.
posted by clevershark at 8:10 AM on September 10, 2005


That panda licking him chops mighty hungry like
posted by CynicalKnight at 8:11 AM on September 10, 2005


That forehead makes me wonder if he's related to this guy.
posted by clevershark at 8:22 AM on September 10, 2005


Jean-Paul Tremblay from the Endorsements page looks remarkably like Senator Christopher Dodd (D-CT).

I beleve in God and Senator Dodd and in keepin' old Castro down.

Phil Ochs, "Draft Dodger Rag" (1965)
posted by rdone at 8:37 AM on September 10, 2005


Damn! Lookit the dome-piece on Master Tony!
If only I had waited to see this. My username could have been "Grandpa Love."


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posted by Jon-o at 8:44 AM on September 10, 2005


There's something about Tonies.
posted by Wolfdog at 8:46 AM on September 10, 2005


Cubic Katrina above god's eye of death. Speaking of which - I'm positively astounded that the Time Cube guy actually keeps up with current events and updates his site (however minimally). I'd always assumed it was written ten years ago and since then he was drooling in a corner somewhere.
posted by dmd at 9:12 AM on September 10, 2005


cleverhsark funny!

There is only one true religion..
posted by thedoctorpants at 9:26 AM on September 10, 2005


Ooh, thanks for the links Wolfdog and dmd. I love crazy people!
posted by JeffK at 9:58 AM on September 10, 2005


Makes me long for the Cult of Bob, which, while loathesome, was timelier and funnier... which doesn't say much, I'm afraid.
posted by squirrel at 11:09 AM on September 10, 2005


I'm still convinced that this guy has it going on...
posted by Jon-o at 11:55 AM on September 10, 2005


dmd: nope, he not only keeps up with the world, he even gives lectures.
posted by solotoro at 12:16 PM on September 10, 2005


So many joke religions, so hard to choose.
posted by fungible at 8:53 PM on September 10, 2005


Balisong: That is one hell of a forehead.

I think that would be known as a "fivehead".

Clevershark, that dude looks like Beavis, and it sounds like appropriate behavior for him too.
posted by Eekacat at 10:03 PM on September 10, 2005


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