Hey God...

September 18, 2005 6:59 PM

Hey God, are you there? It's me flamingbore. An Indirect Line to God, for the Godless.
posted by FlamingBore (37 comments total)

God does not care about MetaFilter people.
posted by sdrawkcab at 7:12 PM on September 18, 2005

I cycled through the images in about 20 seconds.... is there more that im missing some how?

A quick whois shows that the site was purchased recently enough to not even have a whois.... i smell contentless self link.
posted by sourbrew at 7:15 PM on September 18, 2005

This wouldn't be funny even if there were more than the seven photos.
posted by Balisong at 7:17 PM on September 18, 2005

sourbrew, I'm not sure where you do your WHOIS searches. Try networksolutions.com, the link is on the bottom left. This site is registered to Stacy Bias of LadyLiscious LLC.
posted by odinsdream at 7:24 PM on September 18, 2005

Come the fuck on.
posted by basicchannel at 7:24 PM on September 18, 2005

This kind of website is so 2002.
posted by chasing at 7:28 PM on September 18, 2005

odinsdream: even networksolutions' whois doesn't give that info to me. I started with CLI (linux) whois and got nothing like that.

However, ownership of the domain isn't required for a self-promoting FPP.

Something is walking like a duck and quacking like a duck.
posted by Kickstart70 at 7:30 PM on September 18, 2005

I'm not doing anything special to get that info. Just clicked the WHOIS link on networksolution's site, typed in heygod.org, and the information was displayed. I'm not trying to support or discredit the self-link accusation, I'm just sharing the WHOIS results.
posted by odinsdream at 7:35 PM on September 18, 2005

Hmph, just finished watching The God Who Wasn't There and then this. ...but I second basicchannel -- can I get the better of the web?
posted by creeptick at 7:36 PM on September 18, 2005

Sites like this make baby atheists cry.
posted by numlok at 7:59 PM on September 18, 2005

hotornot.com has better looking people and is wittier
posted by slapshot57 at 8:03 PM on September 18, 2005

jesus h. christ on a cracker. Do your little witch hunt. I'm clean. see here.

Applications for refunds will be reviewed accordingly.
posted by FlamingBore at 8:10 PM on September 18, 2005

Hey Flamingbore, I didn't know you were a Evil Lesbian Media Whore, too!
posted by Balisong at 8:23 PM on September 18, 2005

Darn it, now my cynical agnosticism feels so hollow.
posted by fenriq at 8:25 PM on September 18, 2005

Every time a site like this is posted here, God kills a bunny.

Please, think about the bunnies.
posted by johnj at 8:37 PM on September 18, 2005

Far too few actual pictures, but I did see Kris Dresen and was quite excited.
posted by Hot Like Your 12V Wire at 8:43 PM on September 18, 2005

HLY12VW - that's exactly what I'm talkin' 'bout.
posted by FlamingBore at 8:50 PM on September 18, 2005

Needs more data before it can be interesting imo
posted by edgeways at 8:52 PM on September 18, 2005

When I saw this site, I figured Margaret finally grew up and got tired of asking, "Are you there, God?" and was now just bitter and pissed off.
posted by fandango_matt at 8:56 PM on September 18, 2005

A day too early to post here, I'm afraid, though your intentions were good.

It's very much Sorry Everybody and We're Not Afraid, though. I think it's amazing how much upside sites like this have.
posted by dhartung at 9:05 PM on September 18, 2005

Can God create an admirer so secret, not even he knows who she is?
posted by jrossi4r at 9:12 PM on September 18, 2005

Every time a site like this is posted here, God kills a bunny.

This is a real dilemma for me. I hate bunnies AND I hate this link. What do I do?
posted by eyeballkid at 9:37 PM on September 18, 2005

Why, you kill the bunny yourself. Duh.
posted by interrobang at 10:10 PM on September 18, 2005

Hey, I know Stacy Bias! She is a creative dynamo, a fat fierce feminist, and an ornament to the City of Roses.

She's the originator of TechnoDyke, Pussy Pucker Pots ("For the Tastiest Lips North of the Hips"), and FatGirlSpeaks. She is also a total babe, described by Willamette Week magazine as the most beautiful woman in America.

The Hey God site is brand new; I'm amazed it showed up here so fast. Cut them some slack and check back in a week. Or get out your camera and let the Benevolent Mystery know what's on your heathen little minds.
posted by ottereroticist at 10:23 PM on September 18, 2005

This sucks on like five different levels. I'm not flaming you FlamingBore (10/11 is pretty good), but I just had to say that the site is shit.

Amen.
posted by Devils Slide at 10:31 PM on September 18, 2005

This is a real dilemma for me. I hate bunnies AND I hate this link. What do I do?
posted by eyeballkid at 12:37 AM EST on September 19 [!]

Ask Metafilter.
posted by Rothko at 10:49 PM on September 18, 2005

Hey God:

What the hell is up with the Vikings this year?!
posted by Darkman at 11:11 PM on September 18, 2005

The Minnesota Vikings, not the large men with horned helmets and Odin and all that stuff...
posted by Darkman at 11:12 PM on September 18, 2005

This site is sort of a, well, a flaming bore.
posted by fixedgear at 2:13 AM on September 19, 2005

Hey God? It's me..... DUFFMAN!
posted by adzm at 2:52 AM on September 19, 2005

Is it just me, or are over 60% of the people who dare show their face on heygod (both of them, that is) overweight middleaged white women?

Despite what ottereroticist might think, that's about as interesting as overweigth middleaged white men.
posted by spazzm at 6:00 AM on September 19, 2005

Well, spazzm, you know how much MeFi likes overweight white women.
posted by cleverusername at 7:25 AM on September 19, 2005

From FlamingBore's self-link refutation link comes this from the true creator of heygod.org: "I don't even know what metafilter is, but they seem grumpy." But it's really more snark than grump, isn't it? I mean, you didn't all get out of bed on the wrong side, you got up on the right side and are enjoying a good sitebashing, yeah?

but i must say, this kind of site is a bit played out
posted by louigi at 9:17 AM on September 19, 2005

Hey spazzm, your assumption that overweight people are de facto uninteresting? Is boring.

Fat is the new black, baby.
posted by ottereroticist at 9:18 AM on September 19, 2005

Hey God... *Whine*
posted by mrzer0 at 10:00 AM on September 19, 2005

Fat is the new black, baby.

So Dubya hates them also?
posted by MikeKD at 10:05 AM on September 19, 2005

George Bush doesn't care about fat people.
posted by fandango_matt at 3:20 PM on September 19, 2005