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September 20, 2005 1:28 PM   Subscribe

swallows and humans are different
[von der b3ta]
posted by Pretty_Generic (16 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: double



 
Yes. Swallows don't double post on Metafilter, for one thing.
posted by soyjoy at 1:32 PM on September 20, 2005


Remember that time MeTa was all a-twitter about that self-linking titmouse?
posted by bondcliff at 1:33 PM on September 20, 2005



I'm pretty sure all the one swallow was doing was taking the other one's wallet

-- Tyler Durden

Heh
posted by delmoi at 1:35 PM on September 20, 2005


Sorry, I should've just flagged it, but it seems I can't resist a straight line.
posted by soyjoy at 1:36 PM on September 20, 2005


I am thoroughly disturbed.
posted by mattr at 1:36 PM on September 20, 2005


You're saying humans do not try to mate with corpses?
posted by null terminated at 1:38 PM on September 20, 2005


I blame Witty...


for not using more explicit verbiage in the original.
posted by soyjoy at 1:39 PM on September 20, 2005


I like the one where Calvin finds a dead sparrow better.
posted by brautigan at 1:40 PM on September 20, 2005


Another swallow raped the corpse continuously for 70 hours.
posted by fnerg at 2:03 PM on September 20, 2005


Teh Keen.
posted by bshort at 2:21 PM on September 20, 2005


I know a swallow wouldn't be caught dead using Comic Sans.
posted by cloeburner at 2:22 PM on September 20, 2005


Bah, they're just copycats.
posted by Saydur at 2:25 PM on September 20, 2005


Score one for objective truth!

I truly am disturbed by the idiots arguing that the real, what-actually-happened truth doesn't matter. This is the sort of bullshit we've fought since the Enlightenment, the bullshit that permits doublethink, spiritualism, racism, and a host of other irrational beliefs. It is the enemy of even the true poets, who recognize that to disregard reality for "truth" is to deny the truth best gleaned from reality.

The only truth is what is. And the truth is swallow necrophilia.
posted by NickDouglas at 2:32 PM on September 20, 2005


Ban Comic Sans.
posted by Kiell at 2:35 PM on September 20, 2005


I once saw a crazy squirrel (one eye glazed over) eating a dead squirrel. Pretty gross.
posted by mrgrimm at 2:35 PM on September 20, 2005


That was beautiful. Five minutes later I'm still snickering at the first comment....

Anthropomorphize THIS!
posted by kalimac at 2:37 PM on September 20, 2005


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