Comments on: Someone has to draw the line.

Someone has to draw the line.

deusdiabolus — Sun, 09 Oct 2005 01:33:11 -0800

You can't POSSIBLY be serious. The fact that modern breakfast foods (or at least, foods normally associated with breakfast) have expanded to include items such as cereals whose marshmallow content threatens to outweigh the actual nutritious content, slightly more nutritious items covered in frosting, and of course, the wide variety of chocolate flavored items, cereals, milk, muffins, and so on. But that's just breakfast. Now, however, we're getting into personal hygiene. And that may just be Snakes On A Plane dangerous.

By: cali

cali — Sun, 09 Oct 2005 01:38:22 -0800

Chocolate actually has polyphenols in it that help prevent decay, though the benefits are usually offset by the amount of sugar added. So not quite Snakes On A Plane...

By: Meatbomb

Meatbomb — Sun, 09 Oct 2005 02:11:50 -0800

No link to my lifelong favourite, Count Chocula?!

By: AMWKE

AMWKE — Sun, 09 Oct 2005 03:11:49 -0800

Yummm, flouride. Sorry but seeing brown things on my toothbrush disgusts me.

By: longbaugh

longbaugh — Sun, 09 Oct 2005 03:28:55 -0800

My little boy's toothpaste is strawberry flavoured because he dislikes mint. He is of course English, which means his mouth will look like a graveyard when he's 30 no matter what.

By: Saydur

Saydur — Sun, 09 Oct 2005 04:26:09 -0800

What next, medicine that tastes like candy so kids will take it? That one might not be so bad, let parents unknowingly give Darwin that second chance.

By: StickyCarpet

StickyCarpet — Sun, 09 Oct 2005 04:48:21 -0800

modern breakfast foods (or at least, foods normally associated with breakfast) You waffled on "breakfast" when you should have waffled on "food."

By: recurve

recurve — Sun, 09 Oct 2005 06:33:46 -0800

It probably has nothing to do with real chocolate. The flavoring is probably made in a New Jersery factory and is only the synthetic chemical taste of chocolate. If it gets overstimulated and easily bored kids to brush, who cares?

By: clevershark

clevershark — Sun, 09 Oct 2005 06:36:06 -0800

I'm not exactly sure what the big deal is. Sure, it's chocolate, but then the flavoring itself probably isn't very different from what's used in those "Whitening Expressions" and kid-themed toothpastes.

By: caddis

caddis — Sun, 09 Oct 2005 06:37:01 -0800

What next, medicine that tastes like candy so kids will take it? Done, years ago. As for chocolate toothpaste, which is less healthy: a bowl of sugar frosted, hyper buzz bombs for breakfast (with a Pop Tart on the side) or brushing your teeth to remove the aftermath of breakfast with a chocolate flavored, sugarless, toothpaste?

By: Eddie Mars

Eddie Mars — Sun, 09 Oct 2005 06:49:01 -0800

Hah! I had chocolate flavored toothpaste when I was a kid...about 20 years ago. (God am I getting old) Came in a chocolate themed gift pack. As I recall, there was straight chocolate, mint chocolate, and my favorite - orange chocolate toothpaste. All three had the little American Dental Seal of Whatever, which is the only reason I was allowed to actually use them to brush my teeth. As I recall, it wasn't nearly as disgusting as it sounds, although that may just have been because I was 12. I'm sure with all the wonderful advances in artificial flavors that New Jersey has brought us that this version would actually taste pretty good.

By: kafziel

kafziel — Sun, 09 Oct 2005 07:10:08 -0800

By and large, the marshmallow-heavy sugar-laden cereals tend to be more nutritious than most, I've found. A bowl of Lucky Charms isn't going to be in the same tier as, say, Total, but they'll have crammed more vitamins and whatnot into it than, say, a Cheerios or suchlike. The idea is that the kids want to buy it because it's tasty and sweet, and then the parent(s) look at the nutritional label, see all the high numbers, and figure it's worth it. Thus, everybody wins.

By: recurve

recurve — Sun, 09 Oct 2005 07:27:26 -0800

Yeah, they strip all of the nutrients out of the grains and other whole foods ingredients during processing, and then pump them full of vitamins and copious amounts of sugar. Cheerios with some raisins blows that crap out of the water (or milk).

By: Fuzzy Monster

Fuzzy Monster — Sun, 09 Oct 2005 08:25:47 -0800

My brother and I were never allowed sugary cereal at home, so the morning after sleepovers at friends' houses was always a treat: a romp through the forbidden sugar fields. I'm still reeling in amazement from my first experience with Cookie Crisp: a big bowl of cookies! For Breakfast!!! As for toothpaste, I seem to recall having bubble gum-flavored toothpaste (perhaps Star Wars themed) once in my life... although that might have been some wonderful dream. Hey! I just thought of something! If chocolate-flavored toothpaste is a hot item, perhaps this would work in reverse! New For The Holidays: Hershey's With Fluoride! The only chocolate bar with a creamy toothpaste filling!

By: any major dude

any major dude — Sun, 09 Oct 2005 08:44:04 -0800

Seinfeld used to have a great bit on these breakfast cereals. I think it went something like: "why don't we call this the hell with everything diet? Cookies for breakfast, cake for lunch, bacon and cigarettes in between!"

By: kablam

kablam — Sun, 09 Oct 2005 09:18:38 -0800

Being obsessive about children's diets shows less concern for the child than for the adult's obsessiveness. In such cases, that neurosis is far more dangerous to the child's long-term well being than is the child's diet. In the course of 100 years, fad diets and their followers have had all the worst characteristics of religious cultists, and yet the simple principals of a good diet remain fairly stable. 1) Eat only when you are hungry. When you stop being hungry, stop eating. 2) When you are eating, don't do anything else but eat, especially talk. Concentrate on your food and you will evolve a better diet. 3) The "midwestern meal" ubiquitous in the United States is just one form of dining. Learn to eat meals that aren't like you would get in a restaurant. That is, have some meals more like a British "tea" in how they are consumed; or a meal that's like a wine and cheese tasting; a meal that stretches out over an hour or more. There are other variations than sitting around a table and gorging three times a day. 4) Force yourself to vary your diet. Familiarity leads to discrimination, eating food that both tastes better and is better for you. 5) If you are eating with an ulterior motive, you have a problem not solveable by diet. Be aware that many eating problems are based in social and psychological problems.

By: S.C.

S.C. — Sun, 09 Oct 2005 10:07:52 -0800

Pretty much all the toothpaste I used as a kid was unnaturally sweet-tasting. My little sister had bubblegum-flavoured paste in a Miss-Piggy shaped container; mine was midnight blue with sparkles -- sparkles. My favourite, despite all that, was plain old minty Aim. My roommates bought some kind of vanilla mint Crest not too long ago. Now, I like vanilla, and I like mint, but, like snakes and planes, some things were just not meant to be combined. I strongly doubt that flavouring kids' toothpaste chocolate or whatever involves adding dangerous amounts of sugar to the mixture. To be honest with you, the words "chocolate toothpaste" kind of turn my stomach, but I don't think the toothpaste is itself inherently dangerous. Unless, I suppose, it leads to kids demanding everything be chocolate flavoured. As for medicine that tastes like candy so kids will take it, anyone else ever have that banana-flavoured antibiotic syrup? They should take the penicillin out and market it as a drink for nostalgic adults, IMO.

By: 40 Watt

40 Watt — Sun, 09 Oct 2005 10:30:03 -0800

Pardon the derail, but... "Snakes on a Plane"?

By: SPrintF

SPrintF — Sun, 09 Oct 2005 11:04:08 -0800

Snakes on a Plane is the new jump the shark.

By: Talanvor

Talanvor — Sun, 09 Oct 2005 11:51:13 -0800

Reminds me of the chocolate fries and purple ketchup.

By: duck

duck — Sun, 09 Oct 2005 12:04:45 -0800

What next, medicine that tastes like candy so kids will take it? That one might not be so bad, let parents unknowingly give Darwin that second chance. anyone else ever have that banana-flavoured antibiotic syrup? They should take the penicillin out and market it as a drink for nostalgic adults, IMO. I would lie about having a headache so my mom would give me baby aspirin (remember they use to sell aspirin for kids right out in the regular part of the drugstore and you didn't have to ask the pharmacist?)..Mmmm...orange flavour and they'd disolve into a sweet powder in your mouth. I would totally buy baby aspirin-flavoured candy. If I ever end up on a daily aspirin dose, I'm getting the baby aspirin.

By: elpapacito

elpapacito — Sun, 09 Oct 2005 15:40:56 -0800

Uhm could it be that we are becoming so used to sweet food that we look forward anything sweet and disregard anything else ? It soooo much looks like addiction.

By: deborah

deborah — Sun, 09 Oct 2005 16:07:45 -0800

What next, medicine that tastes like candy so kids will take it? I would lie about having a headache so my mom would give me baby aspirin (remember they use to sell aspirin for kids right out in the regular part of the drugstore and you didn't have to ask the pharmacist?)..Mmmm...orange flavour and they'd disolve into a sweet powder in your mouth. I have an aunt who told her daughter that baby aspirin was candy so that she would take it when necessary. My cousin had to have her stomach pumped when she got hold of the aspirin bottle when unsupervised.

By: BoringPostcards

BoringPostcards — Sun, 09 Oct 2005 16:18:47 -0800

Ugh... I remember about seve years ago, being at a friend's house way out in the boonies the morning after a hellatious party. I'd stayed the night (thanks to getting completely hammered at said party), and had even packed my toothbrush, but no toothpaste. Hungover and with a case of bedhead that made me look like Cousin It on a skydive, I went into the bathroom to brush my teeth and get the crud out out my mouth. I unknowingly grabbed his kid's BUBBLEGUM flavor toothpaste, and, well... I'm just glad the toilet was right there.

By: antifuse

antifuse — Mon, 10 Oct 2005 01:43:17 -0800

How can you have this kind of conversation and NOBODY brings up Flintstone Vitamins? That used to be one of the highlights of my mornings, getting my grape Dino before breakfast. :)

By: bertrandom

bertrandom — Mon, 10 Oct 2005 01:55:21 -0800

Does anyone remember this book where the kid eats chocolate toothpaste?

By: Radio7

Radio7 — Mon, 10 Oct 2005 02:11:29 -0800

I saw frozen pancakes with M&Ms in them in the freezer section the other day. Very unappealing. Would any parent buy this crap for their kids?

By: pieoverdone

pieoverdone — Mon, 10 Oct 2005 05:31:34 -0800

Heck yes I remember that book. Also, I LOVE the vanilla mint toothpaste. I don't eat cereal. Stuff floating in milk? Gross.

By: Secret Life of Gravy

Secret Life of Gravy — Mon, 10 Oct 2005 08:06:13 -0800

The only chocolate bar with a creamy toothpaste filling! posted by Fuzzy Monster at 11:25 AM EST I, too, was raised in a sugarless world so I was all over the baby aspirin and the Flintstones vitamins. One time I got a serious whipping for filching some of my cousin's Smith Brothers Cherry cough drops. But at my grandma's house she always had a bowl of that Christmas Ribbon candy on the table and I wouldn't touch that stuff with a ten foot pole because it tasted exactly like toothpaste to me.

By: davros42

davros42 — Mon, 10 Oct 2005 10:02:42 -0800

OK, the Snakes on a Plane thing has official gone too far in it's attempt to be a forced meme. [This is bad]

By: Hildegarde

Hildegarde — Mon, 10 Oct 2005 10:46:15 -0800

I also love the vanilla mint toothpaste, though my friend thinks it's like brushing your teeth with icing. I really can't think of any reasons why that would be a bad thing, really. But I recently picked up lemon ice toothpaste, and I have to say that one's pretty nice too. The spearmint-means-clean meme really needed to end. Also: more Snakes on a Plane flash meme fun.

By: davejay

davejay — Mon, 10 Oct 2005 11:26:03 -0800

Isn't toothpaste that thing you put in your mouth every day, and yet aren't supposed to swallow? Isn't that why it's flavored with mint, because mint tastes "pleasant" but not like something you'd want to swallow? And so how exactly do you teach a child how to brush with something that isn't food, but tastes just like candy, without having at least a few accidental swallows here and there? Or perhaps I'm wrong, and we should make kids' mouthwash that tastes like chocolate milk. That won't cause ANY problems. Side note: I remember in high school, a friend accidentally grabbing hair gel in a typical 80's "just like the toothpaste" pump and brushing his teeth with it. He spit it all over the wall. Mixing and matching packaging and flavors is a bad idea. [shuddering at the thought of walking into the bathroom and discovering one of my children retching violently having eaten a tube of toothpaste and half a bottle of mouthwash]

By: Hildegarde

Hildegarde — Mon, 10 Oct 2005 11:44:46 -0800

Isn't that why it's flavored with mint, because mint tastes "pleasant" but not like something you'd want to swallow? What, have you never had mint-flavoured candy? Poor mentos.

By: jennyb

jennyb — Mon, 10 Oct 2005 12:25:50 -0800

We have Tom's apricot toothpaste. I was very skeptical at first, but once I got used to it, I found that regular mint toothpaste was so minty it made me cough. I kind of what to try the chocolate stuff, as long as it doesn't have a lot of sweetener in it.