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Lys and missed connections
October 10, 2005 6:27 AM   Subscribe

Gem sweater / missed connections.
posted by swift (16 comments total)

 
Yes, I miss the connection, too. Little help?
posted by Plutor at 6:32 AM on October 10, 2005


This gem sweater girl?
posted by Marit at 6:37 AM on October 10, 2005


this is in or around a stain on my psyche that will never wash away

My sentiments exactly.

(Actually, I enjoyed the post quite a bit.)
posted by Clay201 at 6:39 AM on October 10, 2005


Is this the future of standardized tests?

While I enjored each link, I cannot seem to make a gestalt.
posted by sourwookie at 6:59 AM on October 10, 2005


Huh. Enjored. Must have channeled Coach Z.
posted by sourwookie at 7:00 AM on October 10, 2005


Yeah... i really hope there is a gestalt (excellent use of the word, sourwookie) to this... or maybe this just a really postmodern FPP where things don't have to make "sense" in the traditional way... in that case, it is lame...
posted by cusack at 7:41 AM on October 10, 2005


The only explanation I can come up with is that this swift showing us how to avoid the "Single (Flash video|Craigslist|news story) link FPPs suck!" snarks.
posted by Plutor at 7:50 AM on October 10, 2005


Three boners, obviously. Maybe four.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 7:54 AM on October 10, 2005


Gem sweater :: Subway frottage
as
Corpse parts :: ____________

A) Penis
B) New York
C) Necrophilia
D) Posting while stoned
posted by fandango_matt at 8:30 AM on October 10, 2005


Three boners and a stoner.
Coming soon to a theatre near you.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 8:40 AM on October 10, 2005


"The only explanation I can come up with is that this swift showing us how to avoid the "Single (Flash video|Craigslist|news story) link FPPs suck!" snarks.

Yes.

(not stoned)
posted by swift at 9:50 AM on October 10, 2005


Gem sweater = Irony
missed = almost fucking
connections = dead.

Irony's almost fucking dead.

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posted by 23skidoo at 10:29 AM on October 10, 2005


Bruce: Nice day.

Kevin: Yep.

Bruce: My hands.

Kevin: Pardon me?

Bruce: My hands.

Kevin: What about your hands?

Bruce: My hands . . . They move and they shine.

Kevin: Yeah they . . . They do a good job.

Bruce: Thanks. My hands wave “good-bye.” They also wave “hello.”

Kevin: My hands do that, too.

Bruce: I bet they do. But right now my hands have some shining to do.

Kevin: Good, I’m kind of on a tight schedule here.

Bruce: My hands say “that’s ok.” They know you have to go. My hands move like a squid . You can almost see the squid.

Kevin: That’s great. Hey, why don’t we get back to that shoe shining motion.

Bruce: Check this one out—what do you think this is?

Kevin: I don’t know.

Bruce: Wheat, wheat in a field. And now, a claw. My hands can almost point. They point—hey you, stop, put down that gun, or I’ll shoot. Well done hands. Well done. They applaud themselves. I’m not stoned. I’m just noticing things. Noticing things about my hands, as if for the first time.

Kevin: Oh yeah.

Bruce: My penis.

Kevin: What?!

Bruce: My penis.

Kevin: Uh-oh.

Bruce: My hands, my penis.

Kevin: I’ve got to go.

Bruce: Pay me.

Kevin: I’m not paying you, you freak.

Bruce: Pay my hands. My hands will miss you.

Kevin: Freak!

Bruce: My hands are sad.

posted by ijoshua at 10:37 AM on October 10, 2005


Disturbing. While one man stuffs stolen corpse parts down his pants and humps people on the subway, Leslie Hall steals their gems for use in her sweater creations.

Not sure that is what these 'connections' are, but possible. Okay, so probably not. Either way all 3 links are twisted in some way shape or fashion.
posted by JakeEXTREME at 12:33 PM on October 10, 2005


So that's what happened to Luscious Jackson.
posted by gwint at 1:14 PM on October 10, 2005


Great post. A heck of a job.
posted by mrgrimm at 3:21 PM on October 10, 2005


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