Comments on: Lys and missed connections

Lys and missed connections

swift — Mon, 10 Oct 2005 06:27:55 -0800

Gem sweater / missed connections.

By: Plutor

Plutor — Mon, 10 Oct 2005 06:32:57 -0800

Yes, I miss the connection, too. Little help?

By: Marit

Marit — Mon, 10 Oct 2005 06:37:39 -0800

This gem sweater girl?

By: Clay201

Clay201 — Mon, 10 Oct 2005 06:39:33 -0800

this is in or around a stain on my psyche that will never wash away My sentiments exactly. (Actually, I enjoyed the post quite a bit.)

By: sourwookie

sourwookie — Mon, 10 Oct 2005 06:59:55 -0800

Is this the future of standardized tests? While I enjored each link, I cannot seem to make a gestalt.

By: sourwookie

sourwookie — Mon, 10 Oct 2005 07:00:25 -0800

Huh. Enjored. Must have channeled Coach Z.

By: cusack

cusack — Mon, 10 Oct 2005 07:41:36 -0800

Yeah... i really hope there is a gestalt (excellent use of the word, sourwookie) to this... or maybe this just a really postmodern FPP where things don't have to make "sense" in the traditional way... in that case, it is lame...

By: Plutor

Plutor — Mon, 10 Oct 2005 07:50:02 -0800

The only explanation I can come up with is that this swift showing us how to avoid the "Single (Flash video|Craigslist|news story) link FPPs suck!" snarks.

By: weapons-grade pandemonium

weapons-grade pandemonium — Mon, 10 Oct 2005 07:54:26 -0800

Three boners, obviously. Maybe four.

By: fandango_matt

fandango_matt — Mon, 10 Oct 2005 08:30:21 -0800

Gem sweater :: Subway frottage as Corpse parts :: ____________ A) Penis B) New York C) Necrophilia D) Posting while stoned

By: weapons-grade pandemonium

weapons-grade pandemonium — Mon, 10 Oct 2005 08:40:41 -0800

Three boners and a stoner. Coming soon to a theatre near you.

By: swift

swift — Mon, 10 Oct 2005 09:50:26 -0800

"The only explanation I can come up with is that this swift showing us how to avoid the "Single (Flash video|Craigslist|news story) link FPPs suck!" snarks. Yes. (not stoned)

By: 23skidoo

23skidoo — Mon, 10 Oct 2005 10:29:26 -0800

Gem sweater = Irony missed = almost fucking connections = dead. Irony's almost fucking dead. [/4 8 15 16 23 42]

By: ijoshua

ijoshua — Mon, 10 Oct 2005 10:37:36 -0800

Bruce: Nice day. Kevin: Yep. Bruce: My hands. Kevin: Pardon me? Bruce: My hands. Kevin: What about your hands? Bruce: My hands . . . They move and they shine. Kevin: Yeah they . . . They do a good job. Bruce: Thanks. My hands wave "good-bye." They also wave "hello." Kevin: My hands do that, too. Bruce: I bet they do. But right now my hands have some shining to do. Kevin: Good, I'm kind of on a tight schedule here. Bruce: My hands say "that's ok." They know you have to go. My hands move like a squid . You can almost see the squid. Kevin: That's great. Hey, why don't we get back to that shoe shining motion. Bruce: Check this one out—what do you think this is? Kevin: I don't know. Bruce: Wheat, wheat in a field. And now, a claw. My hands can almost point. They point—hey you, stop, put down that gun, or I'll shoot. Well done hands. Well done. They applaud themselves. I'm not stoned. I'm just noticing things. Noticing things about my hands, as if for the first time. Kevin: Oh yeah. Bruce: My penis. Kevin: What?! Bruce: My penis. Kevin: Uh-oh. Bruce: My hands, my penis. Kevin: I've got to go. Bruce: Pay me. Kevin: I'm not paying you, you freak. Bruce: Pay my hands. My hands will miss you. Kevin: Freak! Bruce: My hands are sad.

By: JakeEXTREME

JakeEXTREME — Mon, 10 Oct 2005 12:33:03 -0800

Disturbing. While one man stuffs stolen corpse parts down his pants and humps people on the subway, Leslie Hall steals their gems for use in her sweater creations. Not sure that is what these 'connections' are, but possible. Okay, so probably not. Either way all 3 links are twisted in some way shape or fashion.

By: gwint

gwint — Mon, 10 Oct 2005 13:14:29 -0800

So that's what happened to Luscious Jackson.

By: mrgrimm

mrgrimm — Mon, 10 Oct 2005 15:21:40 -0800

Great post. A heck of a job.