Comments on: What not to do with Rabbits

What not to do with Rabbits

Samuel Farrow — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 12:24:48 -0800

Our Australian cousins do make jokes about us Kiwis having sex with sheep - so even we can see the humour in this story.

By: elquien

elquien — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 12:28:27 -0800

I'm confused...what exactly was he doing with the rabbits??

By: punkbitch

punkbitch — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 12:32:08 -0800

wtf!? seriously, wtf!

By: jessamyn

jessamyn — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 12:36:44 -0800

"It didn't happen overnight. You don't take a drug and go 'Mmm, rabbits'."

By: Pollomacho

Pollomacho — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 12:43:15 -0800

Another photo of the culprit being aprehended.

By: delmoi

delmoi — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 12:44:00 -0800

I can't believe that this was the result of an actual investigation. I mean wow, detectives must be really bored down in NZ. And the crazy thing is that he's like a big-time financial advisor. I was expecting some sort of crazy redneck who was caught in the act, not a rich person who had to be investigated What a bizarre story. I feel kind of bad for the guy.

By: clevershark

clevershark — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 12:45:15 -0800

There's a hare-raising story for ya! /rimshot

By: billysumday

billysumday — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 12:47:21 -0800

McMahon was put under surveillance after pet store staff noticed he had marks consistent with rabbit scratches on his face. Ewwww!! Rabbitlingus!! (Actually, the taxonomy of pet rabbits is Oryctolagus cuniculus... so, cuniculingus?)

By: Cranberry

Cranberry — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 12:47:57 -0800

Australian Companion Rabbit Society? Seriously?

By: stinkycheese

stinkycheese — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 12:49:19 -0800

Going down the rabbit hole...

By: Verdant

Verdant — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 12:53:44 -0800

Ewwww!! Rabbitlingus!!

The word you're looking for, I think, is bunnilingus.

By: tittergrrl

tittergrrl — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 12:55:10 -0800

McMahon was put under surveillance after pet store staff noticed he had marks consistent with rabbit scratches on his face. Wascally Wabbit!

By: Peter H

Peter H — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 12:55:27 -0800

Going down the rabbit hole... (laughs)

By: ktoad

ktoad — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 12:55:32 -0800

clevershark: There's a hare-raising story for ya! /rimshot Or perhaps you mean..."hare-raping?"

By: Peter H

Peter H — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 12:57:55 -0800

"RABBITS RABBITS RABBITS"

By: nervousfritz

nervousfritz — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 12:58:53 -0800

it's not something that will stop either Not until all the rabbits have been sodomized. Then, then will come time for the ferrets.

By: Keith Talent

Keith Talent — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 13:00:21 -0800

I like the way he tried Guinea Pigs once, but then returned to rabbits.

By: Peter H

Peter H — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 13:03:34 -0800

In my day if you wanted to fuck a rabbit you could do so in a way that didn't kill it. And you didn't need three, either. You had to get your rabbit (not plural! not three! one!) from a magazine, too. Bah on this wasteful new generation with their disposable incomes, disposable rabbits, and abundance of rabbit fuck shops.

By: Peter H

Peter H — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 13:06:01 -0800

This rabbits that we fucked were members of the family back in my day. Sure we fucked them, but with respect!

By: ROU_Xenophobe

ROU_Xenophobe — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 13:06:23 -0800

Not until all the rabbits have been sodomized. Then, then will come time for the ferrets. He sodomized the rabbits, and I did not speak out because I am not a rabbit.

By: Peter H

Peter H — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 13:08:01 -0800

They lived longer than a week at least, is what I'm saying. You wasters. You probably throw out perfectly good salad once it goes a little brown, too. You'd never survive the depression!

By: Peter H

Peter H — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 13:10:12 -0800

And let me say, finally, few things made you happy during the darkest days of the Depression than the love of a good mailorder ready-to-fuck rabbit. Only thing better than bathtub gin!

By: Peter H

Peter H — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 13:10:25 -0800

Bugs Bunny was a rabbit and we loved him for it.

By: Peter H

Peter H — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 13:13:26 -0800

YES The good old days ... upon waking out of this delirious rabbit flashback, must say I love ROU_Xenophobe's line

By: Stauf

Stauf — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 13:14:03 -0800

Peter H: Okay you're scaring me now...

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 13:22:20 -0800

I always wondered what might happen if bunnyfire and fishfucker mated.

By: dual_action

dual_action — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 13:24:27 -0800

What's the toughest part about going down on a rabbit? The little paws keep hitting you in the face. slap slap

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 13:30:14 -0800

"What's the toughest part about ~~going down on~~ eating a rabbit?"

By: Peter H

Peter H — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 13:32:11 -0800

Okay you're scaring me now... Don't get rabbinical on me.

By: punkbitch

punkbitch — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 13:32:29 -0800

Nice dialogue Peter H. I'm dyin' over here. Rabit erotica? Anyone, anyone want to give it a shot? hmmm? a little short piece on luxuriating furs... Masoch? Anyone?

By: jenovus

jenovus — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 13:32:35 -0800

fishfire, is that you?

By: Pink Fuzzy Bunny

Pink Fuzzy Bunny — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 13:32:42 -0800

Great, first you put us in stew, then you wear our skins on your head, and now you sodomize us.. that's it.. the bunny revolution is at hand! Oh and: Metafilter: You don't take a drug and go 'Mmm, rabbits'

By: Samuel Farrow

Samuel Farrow — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 13:39:58 -0800

This thread is as funny as that story - thanks.

By: dual_action

dual_action — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 13:43:13 -0800

"What's the toughest part about ~~going down on~~ eating a rabbit?" Crap! I knew I wasn't remembering it correctly. My joke-telling skills ~~need some work~~ suck.

By: ob

ob — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 13:48:16 -0800

Goddam Thumper-Humper...

By: palinode

palinode — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 13:49:15 -0800

Lagomorphic perversity.

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 13:52:45 -0800

Sing along everybody! "You're nobody til some bunny loves you..."

By: It's Raining Florence Henderson

It's Raining Florence Henderson — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 13:53:19 -0800

punkbitch: "Rabit erotica? Anyone, anyone want to give it a shot? hmmm?" It would, of course, be called Going Down on Watership.

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 13:55:19 -0800

Still, if one rabbit foot in your pocket is good luck, then four rabbit feets in your pants must be wicked super awesome lucky!

By: ob

ob — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 13:55:50 -0800

Freakin' Bunny-Spoiler

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 14:00:21 -0800

It would, of course, be called Going Down on Watership. Or, perhaps: Watership Down-chicka-dow-dow..

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 14:01:33 -0800

Or, maybe: The Pubic Hare

By: Peter H

Peter H — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 14:05:43 -0800

(painfully) "what's up doc?"

By: Sparx

Sparx — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 14:07:20 -0800

However, he was released on bail after a hearing last month on condition he did not enter pet shop premises. And the Pet Shop Boys were no more.

By: fluffycreature

fluffycreature — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 14:08:36 -0800

Love your bunny club

By: It's Raining Florence Henderson

It's Raining Florence Henderson — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 14:09:46 -0800

Hare cums Peter Cottons Tail

By: ob

ob — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 14:12:17 -0800

Flopsy and Mopsy could be the fluffers...

By: It's Raining Florence Henderson

It's Raining Florence Henderson — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 14:14:38 -0800

Cotton's

By: Peter H

Peter H — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 14:16:03 -0800

This is the first time I've ever had a newslink to the age-old "You know what they say about rabbits and fucking." Finally - an answer. This thread is what they say.

By: eyeballkid

eyeballkid — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 14:36:39 -0800

What's so bad about wanting to fuck a bunny?

By: SirOmega

SirOmega — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 14:47:08 -0800

New Zeland Man-Bunny Love Association? NZMBLA doesnt have the same ring to it.

By: michswiss

michswiss — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 14:49:19 -0800

"And lastly, we have included a picture gallery of buns and bunny slaves. " Who would have thought that that's what it means to be a Rabbit Companion?

By: dov3

dov3 — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 14:51:15 -0800

Once there was a little bunny who wanted to run away. So he said to his human-lover, I am running away. If you run away, said his human lover, I will run after you because you are my little bunny. If you run after me, said the little bunny, I will become a crocus in a hidden garden. If you become a crocus in a hidden garden, said his human-lover, I will become a gadener and I will find you, and then we will make sweet love.

By: Imperfect

Imperfect — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 14:52:36 -0800

On a more serious note, I was astounded by the one person in TFA lauding the store owner who now required owner's papers for anyone purchasing a rabbit. This is the kind of thing that Bruce Shneier called "Movie Plot Security" (or something) and is terribly ineffective at combating the threat of animal abuse as a whole. Certainly, in that one shop, it is now more difficult to purchase rabbits for abuse. However, consequently, it is also more difficult for well-meaning citizens to purchase rabbits at all. Taken to an extreme, if you were required to provide licenses and registrations when purchasing all kinds of pets from pet shops, it would be exceptionally invasive, unneccessary, and ineffective, as there would still be farms and private breeders to sell to you. Plus, there would be the overhead costs to the government of keeping a registry of people & pets. All to stop one man from messin' with a rabbit. (Also, to all you laughing at this thread, I might remind you that rape is never funny.)

By: maryh

maryh — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 15:33:02 -0800

....If you become a sailboat and sail away from me, said the New Zealand finance executive, then I will become the wind and blow you- If that's what it takes to get a little reciprocal action, interjected the little bunny.

By: Secret Life of Gravy

Secret Life of Gravy — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 15:52:39 -0800

He was arrested in August after a three-week police surveillance operation and originally remanded in custody after dismembered rabbit carcasses were found in a lane outside his central city office. Another case of criminal stupidity. After you rape, torture, and dismember your bunny victim you might want to do something else with the parts besides toss them into the street. Maybe think about getting a pet boa constricter. Or put them in the freezer. Or at the very least bag up the remains and put them in the trash.

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 16:38:59 -0800

Stew? Hello?

By: [insert clever name here]

[insert clever name here] — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 18:17:10 -0800

Taken to an extreme, if you were required to provide licenses and registrations when purchasing all kinds of pets from pet shops, it would be exceptionally invasive, unneccessary, and ineffective, as there would still be farms and private breeders to sell to you. Plus, there would be the overhead costs to the government of keeping a registry of people & pets. Pet stores are horrible places to get pets from anyways. Forcing people to get pets from a breeder would curtail impulse purchases which lead to abused or abandoned animals, as well as cut down on the number of animal "mills" that mistreat breeding animals. And now, add sodomized rabbits to the list of reasons why pet stores are bad. Breeders, in general, do it less as a business and more as a hobby, and are more like to care about who is getting their pets and notice if a man comes back repeatedly for more bunnies. Sorry, no funny bunny puns.

By: loquacious

loquacious — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 19:05:14 -0800

Fuck me like you fucked that rabbit!

By: Hildegarde

Hildegarde — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 20:04:51 -0800

I'm really glad I can't visualize what he was doing with those poor bunnies. I can do without that mental image.

By: Peter H

Peter H — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 20:31:54 -0800

This is why I fuck raw chicken. It's not alarming to anyone to go through pounds of the stuff.

By: Peter H

Peter H — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 20:33:13 -0800

And jokes aside, I completely agree with [insert clever name here]

By: Space Kitty

Space Kitty — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 20:47:11 -0800

What a maroon! What an ignoranimus!

By: clevershark

clevershark — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 22:09:16 -0800

The guy might have gotten out on bail, but wherever he goes now people snicker and think "look, that's the rabbit f*cker."

By: kosher_jenny

kosher_jenny — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 23:40:34 -0800

The story? Sick. This thread? Fucking Hilarious.

By: rob511

rob511 — Sat, 15 Oct 2005 02:42:37 -0800

Just want to point out, for those of you dissing NZ and Kiwis, that McMahon had to go to Oz to fulfill his pikaphilia. Rams or ewes, sure -- we'll cop to that; Jessica and Peter -- hell no, that's sick!

By: Goofyy

Goofyy — Sat, 15 Oct 2005 06:48:49 -0800

My mother-in-law does rabbits, real good. But she uses Scotch Beer and dates, and a slow cooking. It is incredible!

By: Bonzai

Bonzai — Sat, 15 Oct 2005 12:29:48 -0800

That rabbit was asking for it

By: bjgeiger

bjgeiger — Sat, 15 Oct 2005 12:54:06 -0800

I always wondered what might happen if bunnyfire and fishfucker mated. HaHaHa.....

By: fish tick

fish tick — Sun, 16 Oct 2005 06:19:00 -0800

I feel kind of bad for the guy. Perhaps you'll be reincarnated as a rabbit to comfort him. I sincerely hope so.

By: The Monkey

The Monkey — Sun, 16 Oct 2005 17:03:38 -0800

Our Australian cousins do make jokes about us Kiwis having sex with sheep - so even we can see the humour in this story. Speaking as a New Zealander, I don't see any humour in torturing, murdering, and abusing small animals. This is a horrible story, and a terribly worded FPP.