Horrton Hears a Heart

October 18, 2005 9:12 AM

Horrton Hears a Heart. Poe + Seuss = this.
posted by gottabefunky (8 comments total)

I much prefer "Horton Hires a Ho"
posted by Floydd at 9:22 AM on October 18, 2005

If it had to be done, this was the way to do it.

I'm not sure it had to be done, though...
posted by soyjoy at 9:23 AM on October 18, 2005

My high-school English teacher would have loved this.

Almost as funny as the poem itself is the list of other books by Edgar Allen Seuss: "The Fox in the Sox of M. Valdemar," "
The Grinch and the Pendulum," "And To Think That I Saw It In the Rue Morgue," and so forth.
posted by S.C. at 9:27 AM on October 18, 2005

Fox in Socks, Prince of Denmark.
posted by Wolfdog at 9:30 AM on October 18, 2005

love this!
posted by amberglow at 11:37 AM on October 18, 2005

How smart I was, Sam! How sane was my plan!
So sure I'd be implicated by no man! -

It doesn't scan properly. Seuss wouldn't have published a line like that.
posted by QuietDesperation at 1:02 PM on October 18, 2005

Wolfdog, that was one of the best things I've seen in my life.
posted by Faint of Butt at 1:04 PM on October 18, 2005

This one's kind of old, but...What If Dr. Seuss Did Technical Writing?
posted by alumshubby at 2:15 PM on October 18, 2005