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October 20, 2005 3:26 PM

rectuMTVFairly twisted music video (Qtime) from the Taiwanese group Loh Tsui Kweh Commune. Definitely NSFW. Starts off innocently enough but goes downhill pretty quick. It's official people, MTV is so last millennium!
posted by Mr Bluesky (27 comments total)

I think the term "WTF?" has never been more apt.

I'm glad I watched it though.
posted by coach_mcguirk at 3:41 PM on October 20, 2005

See, this is why we should ship Pat Robertson to Taiwan.
posted by Mikey-San at 3:53 PM on October 20, 2005

Sweet merciful Jebus...i would love to know what the hell is going on. Anyone speak taiwanese?
posted by stilgar at 3:53 PM on October 20, 2005

I really like the art direction. It reminds me of the 'catalog walk-through' sequence at the beginning of Fight Club. But, damn, does this ever scream out for a little translation. I feel like I'm missing the best parts of a dirty joke.
posted by maryh at 3:55 PM on October 20, 2005

The band has a Flickr-stream too. Should I mention some of it might be NSFW?

Their homepage.

I don't know what it is, but I definetly like it.
posted by hoskala at 3:59 PM on October 20, 2005

It was funny even without translation but I bet its alot funnier with it.

I want to come back as a kung-fu keyboarder in my next life.
posted by fenriq at 4:06 PM on October 20, 2005

Woops, it wasn't done, now I'm just thoroughly confused.
posted by fenriq at 4:11 PM on October 20, 2005

Catchy song. The anal penetration seemed rather incongruous, though.
posted by jennyb at 4:15 PM on October 20, 2005

The anal penetration seemed rather incongruous, though.

Doesn't it always?!
posted by Mr Bluesky at 4:18 PM on October 20, 2005

Sorry, its gotta be done.

MetaFilter: The anal penetration seemed rather incongruous.
posted by fenriq at 4:19 PM on October 20, 2005

RECTUM!?!? I hardly know him! wokka wokka wokka
posted by keswick at 4:23 PM on October 20, 2005

wow, just, wow.
posted by oddman at 4:27 PM on October 20, 2005

That would have been worth watching even without the inconguous anal penetration.
posted by marxchivist at 4:30 PM on October 20, 2005

I'm one quarter through download and those last two words may doom the rest of it.
posted by Frasermoo at 5:08 PM on October 20, 2005

Indeed, wow. Thank you, Mr Bluesky. Thank you, Metafilter.
posted by GuyZero at 5:47 PM on October 20, 2005

Wow. And I thought "Soccer Practice" by Gaypimp was bizarre and homoerotic. We don't got nothing on Asia.
posted by Ndwright at 6:39 PM on October 20, 2005

Simply awesome. Thanks for the post, Mr. Bluesky.
posted by tidecat at 6:44 PM on October 20, 2005

This was much better done than I assumed it would be. Who needs ritalin when you've got Taiwanese pop-punk...
posted by Sellersburg/Speed at 6:46 PM on October 20, 2005

wow...ive never seen a guy withdraw his own milk before for consumption, that bong water combo looked mighty effective too...

-> head still spinning <-
posted by rawfishy at 7:17 PM on October 20, 2005

now that's fucked up.
posted by delmoi at 7:47 PM on October 20, 2005

WTF is up with you people tonight??? Between this and the Pussy Beer, I just can't take any more.
posted by JeffK at 7:51 PM on October 20, 2005

This put the song "Glad to Have a Friend Like You" from "Free to Be You and Me" in my head for about an hour.
posted by interrobang at 8:39 PM on October 20, 2005

And there I was thinking that the Japanese were weird.
posted by haqspan at 10:49 PM on October 20, 2005

Thanks, jennyb. That's such a superbly...restrained way of phrasing it.

For some reason I get a mental image of Sherlock Holmes hunched over an elaborate bed, pants around ankles, deerstalker still on head, pipe clamped gently but firmly between his teeth, muttering "Hmmm. incongruous..." pensively, as Watson approaches him from behind.

Probably just me though. Also, Fenriq, thanks for the first tagline for ages that hasn't given me the peevish urge to whine petulantly about its rinsed-outness in MeTa, but has instead made me laugh.
posted by Jon Mitchell at 11:12 PM on October 20, 2005

What's the other video that this reminds me of? It went around the Internets a year or two back, and the word that sticks in mind is "swedish". Very prim proper business environment, lots of infographics, then the action heats up and gets carnal. It was beautiful. Probably linked to on MeFi, but I can't find it.
posted by Nelson at 6:06 AM on October 21, 2005

Was that a condom ad?
posted by anthill at 6:25 AM on October 21, 2005

Wow, that was really well done!
I can't imagine how long it took to render the "fly through" part (with the hundreds of cloned band mates). I recently did a project that used a similar effect (to a much lesser extent)... the render was a three day nightmare. It looked cool, but sheesh!
posted by grimcity at 7:36 AM on October 21, 2005