Comments on: Betwixt the legs dregs?

Betwixt the legs dregs?

fatllama — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 19:32:54 -0800

OPB: The mother of all beers. Says artist Toi Sennhauser, "By adding a trace amount of my vaginal yeast to regular brewer's yeast, my 'Original Pussy Beer' pays homage to beer's ancient creators from 'the cradle of civilization.'" [more inside (heh)]

By: fatllama

fatllama — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 19:33:12 -0800

From the same link: "The viewer has to make a simple decision - to ingest it or not. From this primal question new questions quickly arise: Is it socially acceptable to drink beer that includes even a trace amount of vaginal yeast? Is it natural? Is it kinky? Can a man drinking this beer still be macho? Why does it make such a difference when it comes to the human body?"
Sorry for the gross-out post. Let the pun competition begin!

By: furtive

furtive — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 19:34:38 -0800

So you want me to put it where?

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 19:37:11 -0800

Well, I think the thing that makes a great beer isn't the yeast, it's the head.

By: five fresh fish

five fresh fish — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 19:38:34 -0800

When I want vaginal yeast, I go for liquor.

By: yhbc

yhbc — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 19:39:11 -0800

Whatever you do, do not eat the Beer Nuts.

By: fatllama

fatllama — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 19:40:48 -0800

Liquor? I hardly even know her!

By: clevershark

clevershark — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 19:42:08 -0800

That will of course be the first time that you can actually get a disease directly from a beer, as opposed to getting it from things you do after drinking lots of beer... On the other hand try explaining to your GP how you ended up with a case of candida in your mouth.

By: maxsparber

maxsparber — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 19:42:25 -0800

I'll stick to sperm soda, thank you.

By: clevershark

clevershark — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 19:42:50 -0800

Can a man drinking this beer still be macho? You can always call him a pussy if he doesn't.

By: Demogorgon

Demogorgon — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 19:43:17 -0800

I'm a big fan of Heinie's myself.

By: fatllama

fatllama — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 19:45:02 -0800

"Fruit of the womb."

By: rdone

rdone — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 19:47:21 -0800

Proof positive that good taste is timeless.

By: interrobang

interrobang — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 19:50:31 -0800

Anheuser-Bush? I hardly know her!

By: R. Mutt

R. Mutt — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 19:51:05 -0800

Thank god for art school ! 'course, vaginal yeast beer would have been the least unhealthy thing I ingested during my matriculation....

By: S.C.

S.C. — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 19:52:14 -0800

Does anybody know how Candida albicans reacts to a brewing environment? I mean, all props to the message and the provoking of thought, sure, but is it safe?

By: nola

nola — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 19:52:57 -0800

why? why do people still do this kind of stupid shit where i can see it?

By: Captaintripps

Captaintripps — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 19:54:10 -0800

By: kimota

kimota — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 20:02:09 -0800

You down with OPB? Yeah, you know me! What? Too obvious? *sorry*

By: Wet Spot

Wet Spot — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 20:05:16 -0800

The perfect chaser for a Vulveeta sandwich!

By: bardic

bardic — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 20:10:08 -0800

I prefer Tang.

By: davy

davy — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 20:12:36 -0800

Oh dear. Back on Polk Street in 1997 I had an idea for "Jizm: the Soft Drink for Hard Men." It would have all kinds of peppy stuff in it, kinda like the later Red Bull, and it would be flavored with sterilized semen concentrate. Was I the first person who'd ever thought of anything like that?

By: Wet Spot

Wet Spot — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 20:13:48 -0800

Perhaps they serve it at Beavers (NSFW!) with the box lunch!

By: Wet Spot

Wet Spot — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 20:14:34 -0800

Where can I snatch some up?

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 20:15:39 -0800

Wets your lips!

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 20:16:18 -0800

Goes great with crabs!

By: Wet Spot

Wet Spot — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 20:17:39 -0800

Weren't they serving this at the Y?

By: Wet Spot

Wet Spot — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 20:22:33 -0800

I prefer Tang. This is the new Poon flavor.

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 20:23:18 -0800

Wear a rubber if you plan to tap the keg.

By: Demogorgon

Demogorgon — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 20:23:29 -0800

The monks would never approve.

By: Wet Spot

Wet Spot — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 20:24:38 -0800

Twat will they think of next?

By: gurple

gurple — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 20:24:55 -0800

Used to be, to get a nasty gash from a beer bottle, you had to break it.

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 20:25:45 -0800

"Is that an amber?" "Uh, I think she said her name was Linda."

By: Demogorgon

Demogorgon — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 20:27:48 -0800

I assume the caps are screw-off?

By: gurple

gurple — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 20:28:17 -0800

Depending on when in the month they brew, the beer might be a pale ale or a red ale.

By: postmodernmillie

postmodernmillie — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 20:32:42 -0800

I said I wanted a Blood Lite!

By: PurplePorpoise

PurplePorpoise — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 20:33:39 -0800

yhbc - Whatever you do, do not eat the Beer Nuts. What about the spicy ones?

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 20:35:07 -0800

You know, this is supposed to be pussy beer, but I have to admit it tastes a little tainted.

By: It's Raining Florence Henderson

It's Raining Florence Henderson — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 20:35:33 -0800

Ovary funny. Very funny, indeed. I'm sure all those aw-fallOpi-an Andy Taylors out there will turn up their noses, but I think this one's going down smooth and fast. Bottoms up!

By: clevershark

clevershark — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 20:38:42 -0800

I certainly hope that this beer has nothing to do with either of these drink selections.

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 20:41:37 -0800

STDelicious!

By: five fresh fish

five fresh fish — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 20:43:53 -0800

gurpel made me laugh out loud. good on 'im!

By: bardic

bardic — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 20:44:51 -0800

A delightful aperqueef.

By: R. Mutt

R. Mutt — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 20:46:16 -0800

Vaginal yeast beer : "The cause and solution to all life's problems."

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 20:56:17 -0800

Douche Equis: the beer from South of the Border

By: It's Raining Florence Henderson

It's Raining Florence Henderson — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 20:58:36 -0800

OPB: From my lips to yours.

By: Mikey-San

Mikey-San — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 21:00:02 -0800

If this were a tropical drink, would it come served with a mini coat hanger instead of a paper umbrella? This thread wins the Internet.

By: kirkaracha

kirkaracha — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 21:00:43 -0800

I'd sip it. According to her web site, "her future plans include...becoming a kick-ass culinary chef." Uh, I'll pass, thanks.

By: postmodernmillie

postmodernmillie — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 21:09:41 -0800

Make mine a Pussifico.

By: postmodernmillie

postmodernmillie — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 21:11:42 -0800

Chancre Steam?

By: painquale

painquale — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 21:15:19 -0800

Yeast collected with a Pabst smear. I love this thread

By: It's Raining Florence Henderson

It's Raining Florence Henderson — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 21:18:35 -0800

*runs down to buy a round at the local pubic house*

By: gurple

gurple — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 21:21:43 -0800

After a couple of these you get serious beer goggles -- biyonic vision

By: NorthernSky

NorthernSky — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 21:27:18 -0800

Mas cervixa, por favor.

By: bardic

bardic — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 21:28:42 -0800

Miller Genuine Gash

By: bardic

bardic — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 21:29:49 -0800

Red Stripe

By: NorthernSky

NorthernSky — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 21:32:02 -0800

Hmm, can you order one at the Y?

By: It's Raining Florence Henderson

It's Raining Florence Henderson — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 21:33:15 -0800

Mickey's Big Mouth

By: clevershark

clevershark — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 21:34:35 -0800

Maybe my knowledge of these things is limited, but wouldn't that sort of yeast make the beer, you know, sorta funky?

By: coriolisdave

coriolisdave — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 21:35:12 -0800

For the Aussies: Victoria's Bitter.

By: slapshot57

slapshot57 — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 21:35:17 -0800

Snatchy 'Lite

By: shoepal

shoepal — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 21:35:20 -0800

A Fine Pillsbury Beer

By: Goofyy

Goofyy — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 21:36:01 -0800

They're making a beer with special yeast It makes you turn to a wild beast. You'll stomp and you'll snort You may end up in court I don't think it's blessed by a preist. Just for a tease Get knocked to your knees At special price Have it with a slice Of our very own head cheese.

By: clevershark

clevershark — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 21:37:08 -0800

Will it make your mouth itch?

By: troutfishing

troutfishing — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 21:40:43 -0800

Does this mean that men with foreskins can brew their own special brands of beer as well ?

By: It's Raining Florence Henderson

It's Raining Florence Henderson — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 21:40:44 -0800

Talk about your rising yeast.

By: bardic

bardic — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 21:41:15 -0800

Perfect after a hot lunch.

By: slapshot57

slapshot57 — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 21:43:04 -0800

Asahi Super Dry Vagina So very, very sorry

By: Dean Keaton

Dean Keaton — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 21:46:04 -0800

Yeah, but is she cute?

By: It's Raining Florence Henderson

It's Raining Florence Henderson — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 21:49:13 -0800

She's intoxicating.

By: maryh

maryh — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 21:54:42 -0800

She's lager than life

By: kyleg

kyleg — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 21:57:06 -0800

I'll have to snatch a six pack before my fish taco dinner.

By: coriolisdave

coriolisdave — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 21:59:53 -0800

Sounds to me like someone's taking the piss.

By: jimfl

jimfl — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 22:00:32 -0800

Liquor up front, poker in the rear.

By: jimfl

jimfl — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 22:05:40 -0800

Will she go all the way? Chimay.

By: maryh

maryh — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 22:09:59 -0800

Cider ho's rule!

By: planetkyoto

planetkyoto — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 22:10:37 -0800

I was wondering whatever happened to Twatney's Red Barrell.

By: jmgorman

jmgorman — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 22:16:21 -0800

[you guys just made me miss quonsar a little bit less. thank you]

By: Vulpyne

Vulpyne — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 22:23:00 -0800

I know just the thing it would go great with. Sandwich anyone?

By: gurple

gurple — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 22:52:50 -0800

The "light" version of this keeps you trim.

By: Extopalopaketle

Extopalopaketle — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 23:03:05 -0800

So you want me to put it where? Put it in my mooouuuth... (nsfw text)

By: wakko

wakko — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 23:09:16 -0800

I be like Herbie and han you a cock I contend this is still the best rap lyric of all time.

By: weapons-grade pandemonium

weapons-grade pandemonium — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 23:14:46 -0800

Keep trying--the winner of the thread will receive this beautiful, one-of-a-kind sculpture, to be hung "...from a sturdy screw". You provide the screw.

By: troybob

troybob — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 23:28:01 -0800

Head for bush beer!

By: troybob

troybob — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 23:43:44 -0800

Everything you always wanted in a beer. And Bess. A taste as great as its dame.

By: blackvectrex

blackvectrex — Thu, 20 Oct 2005 23:51:59 -0800

I'm particularly fond of the Black and Clam.

By: tellurian

tellurian — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 00:14:36 -0800

Quaff quim and nibble Nobby's nuts (maybe some jerky too).

By: fandango_matt

fandango_matt — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 00:44:11 -0800

jonmc and quonsar, please report to thread 46026.

By: stavrosthewonderchicken

stavrosthewonderchicken — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 02:00:05 -0800

Beer tain't drinkin.

By: O9scar

O9scar — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 02:04:10 -0800

Cooch hooch.

By: Joeforking

Joeforking — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 02:07:33 -0800

My favourite beer is Butcombe Bitter, which makes some people laugh - "You drink whaaat??"

By: benzo8

benzo8 — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 03:09:17 -0800

Bet it tastes gash though...

By: Sparx

Sparx — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 03:22:09 -0800

Gashtronomically, it cunt be beat. But seriously folks, puns are dangerous and should not be handled at all by humans or their subsidiaries.

By: robocop is bleeding

robocop is bleeding — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 03:52:38 -0800

I'll move her to secondary.

By: Civil_Disobedient

Civil_Disobedient — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 04:28:19 -0800

I hear they make a great cream soda, too.

By: Devils Slide

Devils Slide — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 04:35:06 -0800

Does it come in a box? *dodges flying bottles*

By: alumshubby

alumshubby — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 04:39:32 -0800

Taste the thigh country....

By: Devils Slide

Devils Slide — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 04:40:12 -0800

OPB - Cooze it's delicious. Somebody stop me.

By: SNACKeR

SNACKeR — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 04:45:44 -0800

Not your father's beer.

By: SNACKeR

SNACKeR — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 04:46:02 -0800

Never eat in again!

By: SNACKeR

SNACKeR — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 04:47:10 -0800

Mabel, Black Labella.

By: SNACKeR

SNACKeR — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 04:47:45 -0800

(I feel your pain, Devil)

By: SNACKeR

SNACKeR — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 04:50:21 -0800

"With our beer, a drinking problem will be the yeast of your worries."

By: robocop is bleeding

robocop is bleeding — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 05:01:04 -0800

Fresh beer, not so fresh feeling.

By: Devils Slide

Devils Slide — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 05:16:11 -0800

If she really tries to market it she's going to run into copyright infringement issues. There's already an OPB beer company: Oak Pond Brewing Co. out of Portland, Maine, and they make a "Nut Brown Ale".

By: Talanvor

Talanvor — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 05:16:33 -0800

This beer has blousy head.

By: eriko

eriko — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 05:38:41 -0800

Waitaminute. I thought Miguel coming back would mean we'd have a classy drinking thread! From the land of thigh brew water (water...) Of course, "Reach for the mountains."

By: anthill

anthill — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 06:12:18 -0800

To borrow from Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, lick it a lot"

By: WinnipegDragon

WinnipegDragon — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 07:14:11 -0800

I'm not sure this is real. It smells a bit fishy to me...

By: cl

cl — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 07:16:31 -0800

"The warmest tasting beer in the world"

By: cl

cl — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 07:16:38 -0800

Gout Stout

By: cl

cl — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 07:18:14 -0800

Comesfromher Pilsener

By: funambulist

funambulist — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 07:49:41 -0800

Notice the 'lovelab' ad to the right: "Let’s hang out, drink cheap beer"...

By: klangklangston

klangklangston — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 08:25:21 -0800

Gimme a Beirbitzch.

By: freshwater_pr0n

freshwater_pr0n — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 08:46:57 -0800

These exotic brews frighten me a bit. I'm sticking to Pudweiser.

By: sixpack

sixpack — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 08:51:02 -0800

Cooze Gueuze? Actually, it's already been done by Cantillon, the Brussels brewery. The lambic-producer makes Fou'foune, which is French slang for pussy.

By: kaseijin

kaseijin — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 08:52:49 -0800

Perfect for drinking while you enjoy some Bollywood.

By: punkbitch

punkbitch — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 08:53:41 -0800

Heh heh, according to her site beer originated in the "fertile crescent." yeah, shut up. I'm late here.

By: ob

ob — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 08:55:31 -0800

I used to drink a beer called Allagash. I never thought for one minute that... no... they wouldn't...

By: gurple

gurple — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 09:03:41 -0800

I need to read the relevant cliterature, and I may have a labia minority view, but this strikes me as a recipe that not even even Magnolia Thunderpussy would screw around with.

By: LowDog

LowDog — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 09:14:12 -0800

As a beer label collector, I'd be interested in seeing the label that goes on the bottle. Anyone remember the old "Nude scratch-off" labels? Maybe they could do a scratch and sniff label...

By: clevershark

clevershark — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 10:08:22 -0800

The lambic-producer makes Fou'foune, which is French slang for pussy. Nope. It's slang for "buttocks".

By: edgeways

edgeways — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 11:37:46 -0800

my only contribution tot his thread. i'd only consider it if it was served with the tap on the right.

By: kirkaracha

kirkaracha — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 11:52:07 -0800

After having an OPB, enjoy an Old Thumper.

By: jimmy

jimmy — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 11:57:32 -0800

So I guess you could say that this BEER has VAGINAL YEAST in it!

By: fatllama

fatllama — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 12:36:09 -0800

Boxed : Wine :: Box : Beer ?

By: Smedleyman

Smedleyman — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 12:55:58 -0800

Wow. You could get a mouthful of Yikes!

By: sixpack

sixpack — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 13:30:43 -0800

Fou 'fone. (2nd link, scroll to next-to-last graf.) But, hell, it's all French to me.

By: 3.2.3

3.2.3 — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 19:12:57 -0800

i find this strange.

By: kindall

kindall — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 21:53:10 -0800

On the other hand try explaining to your GP how you ended up with a case of candida in your mouth. Actually, to be serious for a moment, this isn't as rare as you think. I read somewhere that something like 25% of people have a yeast infection in their GI tract, and most of them don't know it.

By: clevershark

clevershark — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 21:56:27 -0800

sixpack writes "Fou 'fone. (2nd link, scroll to next-to-last graf.) " Well, maybe in Brussels, but only there. You should hear what the rest of us francophones say about les belges...

By: dejah420

dejah420 — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:19:44 -0800

Great thread. Icky beer concept, but great thread. :)

By: Alt F4

Alt F4 — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 18:57:59 -0800

jimmy wins!

By: painquale

painquale — Sun, 23 Oct 2005 12:51:44 -0800

Schlitz.