Waxhoff

October 21, 2005 9:55 AM

"This is a game of skill, designed not only to challenge one's hand-eye coordination, but to stimulate strategic thinking as well."
posted by sciurus (23 comments total)

so very very wrong...
posted by gren at 9:59 AM on October 21, 2005

My eyes . . . !
posted by caddis at 10:02 AM on October 21, 2005

Ice-T is to produce David Hasselhoff's first hip-hop album.
posted by ericb at 10:02 AM on October 21, 2005

I felt bad about ripping off his nipple.
posted by Keith Talent at 10:03 AM on October 21, 2005

Hasselhoff flattered by his cult-hero status among hackers

"[David Hasselhoff] claims that though he doesn’t know how the practice of 'Hoffing', that is defacing websites worldwide with images of him, started, he found the whole thing a lot of fun, and also very flattering, that fans chose to use these tactics to recognize all the good work he had done in his career. "

posted by ericb at 10:04 AM on October 21, 2005

/me cries.

Why? WHY?
posted by verb at 10:05 AM on October 21, 2005

My eyes!!!!
posted by devbrain at 10:06 AM on October 21, 2005

I demand a NSFW notice.
posted by Plutor at 10:27 AM on October 21, 2005

I waxed off one of his nipples! I wish it would let me do the same for his face!
posted by beniamino at 10:29 AM on October 21, 2005

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posted by andreaazure at 10:49 AM on October 21, 2005

Now if only someone would make a recursive animation out of this....

Argh! What did I wish for!!
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 11:05 AM on October 21, 2005

Yooooooooow, Kelly Clarkson!
posted by Lord Kinbote at 11:15 AM on October 21, 2005

OK, I spent a little while away from this. I feel the need to say it again.

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posted by andreaazure at 11:29 AM on October 21, 2005

Nicht gefahrlos für die Deutsche?
posted by MikeKD at 11:30 AM on October 21, 2005

Hasselhoff was featured in the SpongeBob movie. Their use of him was very funny.
posted by five fresh fish at 11:39 AM on October 21, 2005

What a horrible experience that was. My fierce desire to win was easily overcome by an urge to blow chow.
posted by bicyclingfool at 11:52 AM on October 21, 2005

The song Hot Shot City is particularly good...
posted by Robot Johnny at 12:15 PM on October 21, 2005

looks like we hit the jackpot
posted by underer at 12:31 PM on October 21, 2005

Was that really Mark Daniels doing the KITT voice?
posted by WolfDaddy at 12:56 PM on October 21, 2005

My eyes will never stop hurting, will they?
posted by kosher_jenny at 3:34 PM on October 21, 2005

"This is a game of skill, designed not only to challenge one's hand-eye coordination, but to stimulate strategic thinking as well."

Is it? Compared to counterstrike I was just playing, it lacks the need for skill, hand-eye coordination and thinking.

Plus kitt sounded all wrong
posted by 13twelve at 4:49 PM on October 21, 2005

You know where this game's going to be popular? Germany.
posted by horsewithnoname at 5:15 PM on October 21, 2005

Well, Michael-son, it really hurt my eyes. Next time maybe something with bigger boobs and no ****? And no money in this game either, so I prefer something a bit more practical or something even worse...
posted by mediacurse at 4:10 PM on October 22, 2005