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Jairus — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 21:50:10 -0800

OCTOBER 22 IS INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY!!!
EVERY YEAR WE GET TOGETHER AND MAKE SALMON FOR TOAST, EVERY YEAR WE GET A CROCKETY BLOAT, EVERY YEAR WE GET DRUNK ON THE DOCKS, AND EVERY YEAR WE HAVE SEX WITH OUR CAPS LOCKS!!!!

By: Krrrlson

Krrrlson — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 21:50:26 -0800

FRSIT PSORT

By: furtive

furtive — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 21:52:25 -0800

REJOICE!

By: chandy72

chandy72 — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 21:52:44 -0800

SECOND POST!!! DAMN THE TORPEDOS!! SALMON FOR ALL AND FOR ALL A GOOD SALMON!!!!

By: chandy72

chandy72 — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 21:53:46 -0800

ER, ON PREVIEW, NOT SECOND. BUT THERE'S NO NEED TO YELL ABOUT IT IS THERE?!?!?!?!?

By: gramschmidt

gramschmidt — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 21:53:56 -0800

LUCREZIA BORGIA? HERE? NOW?

By: Dreamghost

Dreamghost — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 21:54:10 -0800

ZOMG FUCT YEAH. HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY 2 ALL MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY AND TO MY MAIN MAN FSM WHOS NOODLY APPENDAGE WATCHES OVER ME EVERY DAY. FUCT YEAH WHHHHHOOOOOO HHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ROR SON ROR @(#^^@@^%(@^%^#%#(%@#(%#@%#(%@%(%@#%#@%@%@#%#@%#@%#@(%#(%@(%@%%@%

By: 23skidoo

23skidoo — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 21:55:15 -0800

HAHA SUCKERS I"M USING THE SHIFT KEY

By: Dreamghost

Dreamghost — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 21:55:44 -0800

FIRST POST!!!!!!~~~

By: gramschmidt

gramschmidt — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 21:55:57 -0800

RADIOHEAD IS OVERRATED. THERE. I YELLED IT.

By: furtive

furtive — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 21:56:06 -0800

IN YOUR FACE EE CUMMINGS!!!!!!!!!!

By: gramschmidt

gramschmidt — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 21:56:08 -0800

FIRST DREAMGHOST

By: loquacious

loquacious — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 21:56:14 -0800

ARRRRRRRRRRRRR!

By: gramschmidt

gramschmidt — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 21:56:27 -0800

By: brownpau

brownpau — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 21:56:30 -0800

CAPS LOCK 2.0! COME JOIN THE CAPSLOCKOSPHERE IN WILD AND UNRESTRAINED SOCIAL UPPERCASEONOMY.

By: Krrrlson

Krrrlson — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 21:57:33 -0800

CAPS LOCK HACK: HIT YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY TO TYPE IN UPPERCASE *ALL THE TIME*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: eatitlive

eatitlive — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 21:57:35 -0800

BUMP

By: moift

moift — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 21:57:49 -0800

it's not caps lock day yet in my time zone

By: graventy

graventy — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 21:58:39 -0800

NATIONAL CAPSLOCK DAY IS TOMORROW YOU DUMBASS!

By: moift

moift — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 21:58:43 -0800

OH WHAT THE HELL THIS IS MY CHRISTMAS FUCK

By: gramschmidt

gramschmidt — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 21:58:47 -0800

By: gramschmidt

gramschmidt — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:00:10 -0800

I MUST APOLOGIZE LOUDLY AND SOFTLY SIMULTANEOUSLY. I TYPED THE IMG SRC IN LOWER CASE. BROCCOLI EITHER CURES OR CAUSES CANCER.

By: brownpau

brownpau — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:00:59 -0800

LAPPY HAPS COCK DAY

By: lalochezia

lalochezia — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:01:25 -0800

I kill YOUR CAPS LOCK VOODOO PATHETIC HUMOR

By: azazello

azazello — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:01:48 -0800

ON THIS HAPPY DAY, THE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD REJOICE IN THE TECHNOLOGICAL TRIUMPH THAT IS THE CAPS LOCK KEY

By: Krrrlson

Krrrlson — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:02:18 -0800

AIMING FOR 1000 COMENTS.

By: clevershark

clevershark — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:02:38 -0800

By: gramschmidt

gramschmidt — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:03:08 -0800

NEWS FLASH: THIS IS A PICTURE OF STEVE_AT_LINNWOOD

By: fungible

fungible — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:03:32 -0800

OH GOD NOT AGAIN

By: kosher_jenny

kosher_jenny — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:03:50 -0800

YES THIS TOTALLY MAKES UP FOR MISSING TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY

By: chasing

chasing — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:04:22 -0800

Maybe instead of having one day on which we all abuse the caps lock key, we can spread Caps Lock Day out over the entire year by, like, capitalizing sentences and proper names. Then every day can be Cap Locks Day. Like how I don't just wait for the Christmas holidays to ask older, bearded men for presents.

By: Stunt

Stunt — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:04:36 -0800

I, too, would like to celebrate this joyous day with all of you, but alas, I am unworthy heathen scum for I have remapped my caps lock key into oblivion. There, I said it! I reject you caps lock, you and your dark cult. Shift forever! SUCK IT, HATERS!

By: sdrawkcab

sdrawkcab — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:04:50 -0800

GOONIES NEVER SAY DIE

By: gramschmidt

gramschmidt — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:05:51 -0800

"CULT THREADS ARE KILLING METAFILTER." -- STAVROSTHEMETAFILTERUSER

By: loquacious

loquacious — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:06:01 -0800

SODOMY RUM SODOMY LASH BUGGER ARSE FECK ELBOWS

By: Krrrlson

Krrrlson — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:07:09 -0800

СНЕЙКС ОН Э МАЗЕРФАКИНГ ПЛЕЙН!!!

By: loquacious

loquacious — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:07:57 -0800

GIN MAKES A MAN MEAN

By: gramschmidt

gramschmidt — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:08:04 -0800

LOQUACIOUS DONE PLAYEDED HARMONICA IN THE PUB WHERE I DONE BEEN BORN

By: keswick

keswick — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:08:49 -0800

SOMEWHERE OUT THERE, B1FF IS SMILING!!11!11 SHINE ON, B1FF, YOU CRAZY DIAMOND!!1!1!!ONE

By: Dreamghost

Dreamghost — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:08:51 -0800

SUKK IT CHASING U H8R

By: moift

moift — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:10:02 -0800

POSTCOUNT++;

By: loquacious

loquacious — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:10:29 -0800

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO *FWOOOOMP*

By: wakko

wakko — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:11:03 -0800

HAPPY CAPS LOCK DAY MFERS! HAPPY CAPS LOCK DAY MFERS! IMPEACH BUSH! (why not)

By: gramschmidt

gramschmidt — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:11:19 -0800

By: Balisong

Balisong — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:12:02 -0800

COMUNISTICHIPPIEPERVERTEDIMPOTENTNOSEPICKINGBEARDEDGRANDMOTHERMAILMAN!

By: Pretty_Generic

Pretty_Generic — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:12:45 -0800

I'M TO SLEEPY FOR THIS

By: pyramid termite

pyramid termite — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:12:50 -0800

sO WhEn Is XanGA FuCkED uP CaPs DaY?

By: moift

moift — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:12:54 -0800

ME TYPE BIG ONE DAY~~~

By: Pretty_Generic

Pretty_Generic — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:14:22 -0800

IS MY CAPS LOCK ON OR OFF OH IT'S ON BABY

By: Krrrlson

Krrrlson — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:14:33 -0800

COMEDY: ON

By: gramschmidt

gramschmidt — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:15:08 -0800

*SNIFF* OK GUYZ SORY TO BRING THE TONE DOWN A LITLE BUT I HAV TO TELL YOU SUM BAD SHIT WENT DOWN HER TODAY MY GOLDFISH DYED SHE WAS GOLD AND SHE WAS MOLLY AND SHE DINT LIV LONG UNDER TEH RADIATOR LIKE WARREN SAID SHE WOULD FUK YOU WARREN AND THEN MY MOM OVERDOSED ON HORSE TODAY, TOO

By: Pretty_Generic

Pretty_Generic — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:16:09 -0800

> (THAT IS . WITH A SHIFT)

By: loquacious

loquacious — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:16:46 -0800

FECK ARSE HORSE

By: eyeballkid

eyeballkid — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:18:32 -0800

YAY! ANOTHER CRAPS LORK DAY!

By: moift

moift — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:19:34 -0800

COMEDY: ON 10X4 REMINDIN ME ABOUT PICTURE

By: eyeballkid

eyeballkid — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:19:53 -0800

CUMMINGS IN YOUR FACE E.E.!

By: Dreamghost

Dreamghost — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:20:07 -0800

WTF WARREN U SOB. RIP MOLLY SO YOUNG SO TALENTED SO BEAUTIFUL =-(

By: gramschmidt

gramschmidt — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:21:16 -0800

SUCH A STRANGE WORD, "BOMB"

By: Dreamghost

Dreamghost — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:22:15 -0800

NUKKKLER DAMN NORTH KOREA HATES BLACK PEOPLE!!!

By: 23skidoo

23skidoo — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:22:44 -0800

CUMMINGS IN YOUR FACE E.E.! YOU ARE THINKING OF LAPS COCK DAY K THX BUHBYE

By: Pretty_Generic

Pretty_Generic — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:23:16 -0800

I THINK "HOME" IS STRANGE IT READS HOMY HOME HOME HOME HOME HOME SEE IT IS STRANGE I AM SORRY FOR YOUR GODFISH DEATH PLEASE OBTAIN A NEW FISH

By: moift

moift — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:24:56 -0800

HOME HOME HOME HOME HOME HOME HOME HOME HOME HOME HOME CAPS LOCK DAY AND CONTROL V DAY TOGETHER AT LAST

By: loquacious

loquacious — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:25:05 -0800

HI I'M RADICALLY NAKED AND WOULD LIKE TO PICTURE YOUR ELVES AS WELL PLZ RESPOND W/ PICS AND SAMPLES

By: brundlefly

brundlefly — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:26:15 -0800

MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN. I'M JUST USING MY SHIFT KEY>

By: Dreamghost

Dreamghost — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:26:56 -0800

HOME HOME HOME HOME HOME HOME HOME HOME HOME HOME HOME MORE LIKE... HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO AM I RIT?

By: gramschmidt

gramschmidt — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:27:23 -0800

HI EVERYBODY YEAH, IT'S ME, MARK, FROM MARKETING USING THE "COMPUTER" AGAIN HA HA HA ANYWAY, I FIGURED YOU'D ALL WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THE "BIG" INFO FAIR WE'RE HAVING NEXT WEEK. I THINK WE'LL HAVE SOME GREAT STUFF FOR EVERYBODY, NO MATTER WHICH DEPARTMENT YOU WORK IN. WE'LL HAVE SEMINARS AND A COUPLE OF TALKS AND THEN PHIL IS GOING TO GO OVER NEXT YEAR'S CAMPAIGN IDEAS. WE'RE ALSO HAVING "PIZZA"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHOULD BE GOOD. HOPE TO SEE YOU "ALL" THERE!!! --MARK OVERBAUGH --TODD LOKKEN

By: brundlefly

brundlefly — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:27:25 -0800

THAT'S CAUSE I'M A SHIFTY CHARACTER.

By: euphorb

euphorb — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:27:25 -0800

U R

By: eatitlive

eatitlive — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:28:46 -0800

JUNK IN DA TRUNK

By: Dreamghost

Dreamghost — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:29:18 -0800

IF TODD LOKKEN IZ A ROCKIN DONT COME A KNOCKING!!

By: Pretty_Generic

Pretty_Generic — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:29:26 -0800

WHAT WHAT

By: tsarfan

tsarfan — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:29:53 -0800

ITS ALSO MY BIRTHDAY!!!! THANK YOU INTERNETS FOR HAVING EVERY1 RE-JOICE AND SPELL BAD AND CAPSLOCKS THEIR ASSES OFF!!!!!111 OH AND POST PICTS ON M3TA4ILTER MY FAVORITE!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRR ps bush sucks and i hope he gets lice

By: brundlefly

brundlefly — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:31:31 -0800

I M

By: gramschmidt

gramschmidt — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:31:33 -0800

GENERIC GODFISH EMPTY. LIKE MY FISHBOWL.

By: Pretty_Generic

Pretty_Generic — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:31:36 -0800

DON'T GO FOR DRUG RELATED HUMOR HAVE SOME STANDARDS IT IS TOO EASY

By: Dreamghost

Dreamghost — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:31:38 -0800

ZOMG JON STEWERT JUST SAID THE WORD "CAPS LOCK" HE MUST READ SOMETHING AWFUL *@*&@&*))^@)^#^))^# >=)

By: brundlefly

brundlefly — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:33:03 -0800

GRAMSCHMIDT: WILL THERE ALSO BE FRESH "SQUEEZED" ORANGE JUICE?

By: loquacious

loquacious — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:33:22 -0800

GNAW WANG

By: philida

philida — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:33:31 -0800

qua?

By: pyramid termite

pyramid termite — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:33:45 -0800

TESTICVLOS HABET, ET BENE PENDENTES

By: gramschmidt

gramschmidt — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:34:54 -0800

NO "BRUNDLEFLY" BERTHA ONL"Y" SER"V"ES GRAPEFRUIT ON THURSDAYS ""SORRY""

By: 23skidoo

23skidoo — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:34:55 -0800

EXCELLENT SELLER! WOULD DEFINITELY BUY FROM AGAIN!!! GREAT COMMUNICATION!!! A+++++!!!!!!

By: loquacious

loquacious — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:35:01 -0800

CHEW IT, DAMMIT MOO!

By: Pretty_Generic

Pretty_Generic — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:35:25 -0800

ROLL ANOTHER FAT ONE PEEGE

By: flod

flod — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:35:39 -0800

ACCEPT MY CONFETTI

By: Dreamghost

Dreamghost — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:36:52 -0800

I WISH IT WAS FUNFETTI ----- CALL ME FOR HAWT TIME (586) 555-1212

By: brundlefly

brundlefly — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:38:32 -0800

DARN "IT".

By: Pretty_Generic

Pretty_Generic — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:38:48 -0800

By: pyramid termite

pyramid termite — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:39:04 -0800

WTF, PTERRY GERENIC, POGO HAS RABIES?????

By: muppetboy

muppetboy — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:39:41 -0800

I BE GETTIN MY CAPS LOCK ON.

By: moift

moift — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:39:51 -0800

FUNFETTUCINI FANFUNNELOONEY FLUMFIMMYFANNY

By: Dreamghost

Dreamghost — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:40:14 -0800

TURKEYS LOVE COKE

By: brundlefly

brundlefly — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:41:33 -0800

WHERE THAT BUNNY @? i'm sorry. i'm so sorry.

By: gramschmidt

gramschmidt — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:42:03 -0800

I DON'T DESERVE THIS TREATMENT. MAYBE SOMEONE ELSE DOES?

By: Dreamghost

Dreamghost — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:42:15 -0800

LEAPINGSHEEP DOES THIS THREAD MEAN WE CAN LONGER BE FRIENDS????? ¿

By: moift

moift — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:43:31 -0800

DREAMGHOST STOP POSTING IMAGES MY BANDWIDTH IS ALREADY CHOKING ON THESE HUGE LETTERS

By: gramschmidt

gramschmidt — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:45:19 -0800

P_G HAS BEEN WORKING OUT

By: loquacious

loquacious — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:45:54 -0800

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By: Dreamghost

Dreamghost — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:46:34 -0800

YOU CANT SPELL SLAUGHTER WITH OUT LAUGHTER?

By: Dreamghost

Dreamghost — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:46:57 -0800

100 POST@*^@^*@*)^@)^*@

By: loquacious

loquacious — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:47:03 -0800

100TH POST OW

By: loquacious

loquacious — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:47:45 -0800

NO CUTS COCONUTS

By: gramschmidt

gramschmidt — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:49:53 -0800

LET US TAKE A MOMENT TO HONOR THE IMMEDIATE NEIGHBORS OF THE CAPS LOCK, THOSE VENERABLE KEYBOARD MEMBERS MORE POPULARLY KNOW AS "TAB", "SHIFT", "A", AND "WIPE C DRIVE OF EVERY BOX ON THE ROUTER". WE SALUTE YOU, FRIENDS. *TOASTS LOUDLY*

By: Dreamghost

Dreamghost — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:50:40 -0800

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I FEEEEEEEELLLLL GOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD MARRY ME HEISHEHUI

By: moonbird

moonbird — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:51:06 -0800

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By: edgeways

edgeways — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:52:46 -0800

OH.......MY.....(LAKOFFF)....GOD

By: moonbird

moonbird — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:52:56 -0800

OH, AND 9622 V.3

By: loquacious

loquacious — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:53:24 -0800

WOOF

By: Pretty_Generic

Pretty_Generic — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:53:36 -0800

MOONBIRD YOUR HOTLINKING DIDN'T WORK SADLY TRIPOD HATES DOMOKUN SO IT WOULD SEEM

By: brundlefly

brundlefly — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:54:45 -0800

VANDAMN'S WIFE-BEATER MAKES ME FEEL ALL FUXXY INSIDE. YES.

By: Sticherbeast

Sticherbeast — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:54:54 -0800

HAY YOU GUYS KEEP IT DOWN I'M TRYING TO WATCH THE MOVIE "CASPER!!!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHA HE'S A GHOST

By: pyramid termite

pyramid termite — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:54:58 -0800

IT'S THE CAPS LOCH MONSTER, RUNNNNNN!!!

By: gramschmidt

gramschmidt — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:55:31 -0800

9622 V.3 SHALL I SNORT? NAH.

By: philida

philida — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:55:49 -0800

EVERYTHING IS OVERRATED UNLESS THEY'RE UNDERRATED UNLESS YOU DON'T CARE EITHER WAY

By: moift

moift — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:55:49 -0800

WHERE DO WOMEN LEARN TO USE ALL CAPS? OKAY, GENERALIZATION TIME. IN BLOGS, WOMEN ARE LOOSER WITH THE RULES OF CAPITALIZATION THAN MEN. THIS IS NOT LAZINESS OR POOR WRITING (AT LEAST, NOT IN THE WRITERS I’M ABOUT TO CITE), IT’S TECHNIQUE USED FOR EMPHASIS. CHECK OUT DOOCE OR FINSLIPPY OR HALLEY AND YOU’LL SEE WHAT I MEAN. HERE’S A BIT FROM DOOCE: MY MOTHER TOOK LETA FOR EIGHT HOURS YESTERDAY WITHOUT BEING ASKED TO DO SO BECAUSE SHE NO LONGER CARES WHETHER OR NOT I LIVE OR DIE. THIS DOESN’T BOTHER ME AT ALL. I MEAN, FREE BABYSITTING. AND, FINALLY, I HAVE LEVERAGE IN OUR RELATIONSHIP. THIS IS LESS RELIABLE, BUT I’VE ALSO OBSERVED THAT SOME MORE FEMALE BLOGGERS ESCHEW PROPER CAPITALIZATION (AND PUNCTUATION) ALTOGETHER. I’M NOT CRITICIZING THIS TECHNIQUE WHEN IT’S USED ON A PERSONAL BLOG. BLOGGING CAN AS FREE FORM OR STRUCTURED AS YOU LIKE. I’VE JUST NOTICED A REAL DISCREPANCY BETWEEN THE GENDERS IN THIS BREAKING OF THE RULES. I’M SURE EVERYBODY CAN CITE LOTS OF EXAMPLES OF MEN DOING SO, AND PLENTY OF WOMEN WHO DON’T, BUT I DEFINITELY THINK THERE’S A TREND. THE SAME WAS TRUE, I THINK, IN MY CREATIVE WRITING CLASSES AT UNIVERSITY. ARE WOMEN ARE SEEKING BROADER MODES OF EXPRESSION BECAUSE THEY ARE, ON AVERAGE, MORE EMOTIONAL WRITERS THAN MEN? CAPS LOCK DAY AND CONTROL V DAY BEST FRIENDS FOR LIFE

By: brundlefly

brundlefly — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:56:15 -0800

STICKERBEAST: OR IS HE? MAYBE HE'S alive THE ENTIRE TIME! OR DID I JUST GIVE AWAY THE ENDING?

By: philida

philida — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:56:20 -0800

YO MAMA

By: Pretty_Generic

Pretty_Generic — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:58:31 -0800

By: gramschmidt

gramschmidt — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 22:58:35 -0800

BRUNDLEFLY'S MOM? HERE? NOW? WHERE?

By: brundlefly

brundlefly — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:01:55 -0800

SHE WAS EATEN BY BARRY LEVINSON. SORRY.

By: loquacious

loquacious — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:02:16 -0800

ACK PPTH

By: Sticherbeast

Sticherbeast — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:02:31 -0800

BRUNDLEFLY I HOPING YOU DIDN'T GIVING AWAY THE CASPER-ENDING!!!!!!!!!! OH NOE!!!!! ALSO I AM QUITE FRIGHTENED EVEN OF LIVING THINGS THAT SEEM LIKE GHOSTS, SUCH AS PALE PEOPLE, PEOPLE WITH LOOSE, CLOTHLIKE SKIN, AND GHOULS. OH TERROR!!!!!!!!!!!! I HIDE MY EYES NOW

By: pyramid termite

pyramid termite — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:03:02 -0800

CRAP LOCK

By: Dreamghost

Dreamghost — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:03:44 -0800

11/18/2004 NEVAR FORGET

By: gramschmidt

gramschmidt — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:03:51 -0800

OFF-TOPIC: IS CONTEXT ON TOPIC? OFF TOPIC ON TOPIC TOPIC? IS IT POSSIBLE TO BE OFF TOPIC WHEN THE TOPIC IS NULL?

By: loquacious

loquacious — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:04:52 -0800

By: oonh

oonh — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:05:55 -0800

xmodmap -e "clear lock" xmodmap -e "keycode 66 = Return"

By: Dreamghost

Dreamghost — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:05:56 -0800

CAN WE COME TO CONSESUS? NO?

By: pyramid termite

pyramid termite — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:07:21 -0800

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: loquacious

loquacious — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:07:25 -0800

By: moift

moift — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:08:36 -0800

INHALE. TAKE IN AS MUCH AIR AS YOU CAN. THIS STORY SHOULD LAST ABOUT AS LONG AS YOU CAN HOLD YOUR BREATH, AND THEN JUST A LITTLE BIT LONGER. SO LISTEN AS FAST AS YOU CAN. A FRIEND OF MINE, WHEN HE WAS 13 YEARS OLD HE HEARD ABOUT "PEGGING." THIS IS WHEN A GUY GETS BANGED UP THE BUTT WITH A DILDO. STIMULATE THE PROSTATE GLAND HARD ENOUGH, AND THE RUMOR IS YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIVE HANDS-FREE ORGASMS. AT THAT AGE, THIS FRIEND'S A LITTLE SEX MANIAC. HE'S ALWAYS JONESING FOR A BETTER WAY TO GET HIS ROCKS OFF. HE GOES OUT TO BUY A CARROT AND SOME PETROLEUM JELLY. TO CONDUCT A LITTLE PRIVATE RESEARCH. THEN HE PICTURES HOW IT'S GOING TO LOOK AT THE SUPERMARKET CHECKOUT COUNTER, THE LONELY CARROT AND PETROLEUM JELLY ROLLING DOWN THE CONVEYER BELT TOWARD THE GROCERY STORE CASHIER. ALL THE SHOPPERS WAITING IN LINE, WATCHING. EVERYONE SEEING THE BIG EVENING HE HAS PLANNED. SO MY FRIEND, HE BUYS MILK AND EGGS AND SUGAR AND A CARROT, ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR A CARROT CAKE. AND VASELINE. LIKE HE'S GOING HOME TO STICK A CARROT CAKE UP HIS BUTT. AT HOME, HE WHITTLES THE CARROT INTO A BLUNT TOOL. HE SLATHERS IT WITH GREASE AND GRINDS HIS ASS DOWN ON IT. THEN, NOTHING. NO ORGASM. NOTHING HAPPENS EXCEPT IT HURTS. THEN, THIS KID, HIS MOM YELLS IT'S SUPPER TIME. SHE SAYS TO COME DOWN, RIGHT NOW. HE WORKS THE CARROT OUT AND STASHES THE SLIPPERY, FILTHY THING IN THE DIRTY CLOTHES UNDER HIS BED. AFTER DINNER, HE GOES TO FIND THE CARROT, AND IT'S GONE. ALL HIS DIRTY CLOTHES, WHILE HE ATE DINNER, HIS MOM GRABBED THEM ALL TO DO LAUNDRY. NO WAY COULD SHE NOT FIND THE CARROT, CAREFULLY SHAPED WITH A PARING KNIFE FROM HER KITCHEN, STILL SHINY WITH LUBE AND STINKY. THIS FRIEND OF MINE, HE WAITS MONTHS UNDER A BLACK CLOUD, WAITING FOR HIS FOLKS TO CONFRONT HIM. AND THEY NEV¬ER DO. EVER. EVEN NOW THAT HE'S GROWN UP, THAT INVISIBLE CARROT HANGS OVER EVERY CHRISTMAS DINNER, EVERY BIRTHDAY PARTY. EVERY EASTER EGG HUNT WITH HIS KIDS, HIS PARENTS' GRANDKIDS, THAT GHOST CARROT IS HOVERING OVER ALL OF THEM. THAT SOMETHING TOO AWFUL TO NAME. PEOPLE IN FRANCE HAVE A PHRASE: "STAIRCASE WIT." IN FRENCH: ESPRIT DE L'ESCALIER. IT MEANS THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU FIND THE ANSWER, BUT IT'S TOO LATE. SAY YOU'RE AT A PAR¬TY AND SOMEONE INSULTS YOU. YOU HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING. SO UNDER PRESSURE, WITH EVERYBODY WATCHING, YOU SAY SOMETHING LAME. BUT THE MOMENT YOU LEAVE THE PARTY.... AS YOU START DOWN THE STAIRWAY, THEN-MAGIC. YOU COME UP WITH THE PERFECT THING YOU SHOULD'VE SAID. THE PERFECT CRIPPLING PUT-DOWN. THAT’S THE SPIRIT OF THE STAIRWAY. THE TROUBLE IS, EVEN THE FRENCH DON'T HAVE A PHRASE FOR THE STUPID THINGS YOU ACTUALLY DO SAY UNDER PRESSURE. THOSE STUPID, DESPERATE THINGS YOU ACTUALLY THINK OR DO. SOME DEEDS ARE TOO LOW TO EVEN GET A NAME. TOO LOW TO EVEN GET TALKED ABOUT. LOOKING BACK, KID-PSYCH EXPERTS, SCHOOL COUNSELORS NOW SAY THAT MOST OF THE LAST PEAK IN TEEN SUICIDE WAS KIDS TRYING TO CHOKE WHILE THEY BEAT OFF. THEIR FOLKS WOULD FIND THEM, A TOWEL TWISTED AROUND THEIR KID'S NECK, THE TOWEL TIED TO THE ROD IN THEIR BEDROOM CLOSET, THE KID DEAD. DEAD SPERM EVERY¬WHERE. OF COURSE THE FOLKS CLEANED UP. THEY PUT SOME PANTS ON THEIR KID. THEY MADE IT LOOK ... BETTER. INTENTIONAL AT LEAST. THE REGULAR KIND OF SAD TEEN SUICIDE. ANOTHER FRIEND OF MINE, A KID FROM SCHOOL, HIS OLDER BROTHER IN THE NAVY SAID HOW GUYS IN THE MIDDLE EAST JACK OFF DIFFERENT THAN WE DO HERE. THIS BROTHER WAS STATIONED IN SOME CAMEL COUNTRY WHERE THE PUBLIC MARKET SELLS WHAT COULD BE FANCY LETTER OPENERS. EACH FANCY TOOL IS JUST A THIN ROD OF POL¬ISHED BRASS OR SILVER, MAYBE AS LONG AS YOUR HAND, WITH A BIG TIP AT ONE END, EI¬THER A BIG METAL BALL OR THE KIND OF FAN¬CY CARVED HANDLE YOU'D SEE ON A SWORD. THIS NAVY BROTHER SAYS HOW ARAB GUYS GET THEIR DICK HARD AND THEN INSERT THIS METAL ROD INSIDE THE WHOLE LENGTH OF THEIR BONER. THEY JACK OFF WITH THE ROD INSIDE, AND IT MAKES GETTING OFF SO MUCH BETTER. MORE INTENSE. IT'S THIS BIG BROTHER WHO TRAVELS AROUND THE WORLD, SENDING BACK FRENCH PHRASES. RUSSIAN PHRASES. HELPFUL JACK-OFF TIPS. AFTER THIS, THE LITTLE BROTHER, ONE DAY HE DOESN'T SHOW UP AT SCHOOL. THAT NIGHT, HE CALLS TO ASK IF I'LL PICK UP HIS HOMEWORK FOR THE NEXT COUPLE WEEKS. BECAUSE HE'S IN THE HOSPITAL. HE'S GOT TO SHARE A ROOM WITH OLD PEOPLE GETTING THEIR GUTS WORKED ON. HE SAYS HOW THEY ALL HAVE TO SHARE THE SAME TELEVISION. ALL HE'S GOT FOR PRIVACY IS A CURTAIN. HIS FOLKS DON'T COME AND VISIT. ON THE PHONE, HE SAYS HOW RIGHT NOW HIS FOLKS COULD JUST KILL HIS BIG BROTHER IN THE NAVY. ON THE PHONE, THE KID SAYS HOW-THE DAY BEFORE-HE WAS JUST A LITTLE STONED. AT HOME IN HIS BEDROOM, HE WAS FLOPPED ON THE BED. HE WAS LIGHTING A CANDLE AND FLIPPING THROUGH SOME OLD PORNO MAGAZINES, GETTING READY TO BEAT OFF. THIS IS AFTER HE'S HEARD FROM HIS NAVY BROTHER. THAT HELPFUL HINT ABOUT HOW ARABS BEAT OFF. THE KID LOOKS AROUND FOR SOMETHING THAT MIGHT DO THE JOB. A BALLPOINT PEN'S TOO BIG. A PENCIL'S TOO BIG AND ROUGH. BUT DRIPPED DOWN THE SIDE OF THE CANDLE, THERE'S A THIN, SMOOTH RIDGE OF WAX THAT JUST MIGHT WORK. WITH JUST THE TIP OF ONE FINGER, THIS KID SNAPS THE LONG RIDGE OF WAX OFF THE CANDLE. HE ROLLS IT SMOOTH BETWEEN THE PALMS OF HIS HANDS. LONG AND SMOOTH AND THIN. STONED AND HORNY, HE SLIPS IT DOWN INSIDE, DEEPER AND DEEPER INTO THE PISS SLIT OF HIS BONER. WITH A GOOD HANK OF THE WAX STILL POKING OUT THE TOP, HE GETS TO WORK. EVEN NOW, HE SAYS THOSE ARAB GUYS ARE PRETTY DAMN SMART. THEY'VE TOTALLY REINVENTED JACKING OFF. FLAT ON HIS BACK IN BED, THINGS ARE GETTING SO GOOD, THIS KID CAN'T KEEP TRACK OF THE WAX. HE'S ONE GOOD SQUEEZE FROM SHOOTING HIS WAD WHEN THE WAX ISN'T STICKING OUT ANYMORE. THE THIN WAX ROD, IT'S SLIPPED INSIDE. ALL THE WAY INSIDE. SO DEEP INSIDE HE CAN'T EVEN FEEL THE LUMP OF IT INSIDE HIS PISS TUBE. FROM DOWNSTAIRS, HIS MOM SHOUTS IT'S SUPPER TIME. SHE SAYS TO COME DOWN, RIGHT NOW. THIS WAX KID AND THE CARROT KID ARE DIFFERENT PEOPLE, BUT WE ALL LIVE PRETTY MUCH THE SAME LIFE. IT'S AFTER DINNER WHEN THE KID'S GUTS START TO HURT. IT'S WAX, SO HE FIGURED IT WOULD JUST MELT INSIDE HIM AND HE'D PEE IT OUT. NOW HIS BACK HURTS. HIS KID¬NEYS. HE CAN'T STAND STRAIGHT. THIS KID TALKING ON THE PHONE FROM HIS HOSPITAL BED, IN THE BACKGROUND YOU CAN HEAR BELLS DING, PEOPLE SCREAM¬ING. GAME SHOWS. THE X-RAYS SHOW THE TRUTH, SOME¬THING LONG AND THIN, BENT DOUBLE INSIDE HIS BLADDER. THIS LONG, THIN V INSIDE HIM, IT'S COLLECTING ALL THE MINERALS IN HIS PISS. IT'S GETTING BIGGER AND ROUGHER, COATED WITH CRYSTALS OF CALCI¬UM, IT'S BUMPING AROUND, RIPPING UP THE SOFT LINING OF HIS BLADDER, BLOCKING HIS PISS FROM GETTING OUT. HIS KIDNEYS ARE BACKED UP. WHAT LITTLE THAT LEAKS OUT HIS DICK IS RED WITH BLOOD. THIS KID AND HIS FOLKS, HIS WHOLE FAM¬ILY, THEM LOOKING AT THE BLACK X-RAY WITH THE DOCTOR AND THE NURSES STAND¬ING THERE, THE BIG V OF WAX GLOWING WHITE FOR EVERYBODY TO SEE, HE HAS TO TELL THE TRUTH. THE WAY ARABS GET OFF. WHAT HIS BIG BROTHER WROTE HIM FROM THE NAVY. ON THE PHONE, RIGHT NOW, HE STARTS TO CRY. THEY PAID FOR THE BLADDER OPERATION WITH HIS COLLEGE FUND. ONE STUPID MIS¬TAKE, AND NOW HE'LL NEVER BE A LAWYER. STICKING STUFF INSIDE YOURSELF. STICK¬ING YOURSELF INSIDE STUFF. A CANDLE IN YOUR DICK OR YOUR HEAD IN A NOOSE, WE KNEW IT WAS GOING TO BE BIG TROUBLE. WHAT GOT ME IN TROUBLE, I CALLED IT PEARL DIVING. THIS MEANT WHACKING OFF UNDERWATER, SITTING ON THE BOTTOM AT THE DEEP END OF MY PARENTS' SWIMMING POOL. WITH ONE DEEP BREATH, I'D KICK MY WAY TO THE BOTTOM AND SLIP OFF MY SWIM TRUCKS. I'D SIT DOWN THERE FOR TWO, THREE, FOUR MINUTES. JUST FROM JACKING OFT' I HAD HUGE LUNG CAPACITY. IF I HAD THE HOUSE TO MYSELF, I'D DO THIS ALL AFTERNOON. AFTER I'D FINALLY PUMP OUT MY STUFF, MY SPERM, IT WOULD HANG THERE IN BIG, FAT, MILKY GOBS. AFTER THAT WAS MORE DIVING, TO CATCH IT ALL. TO COLLECT IT AND WIPE EACH HAND¬FUL IN A TOWEL. THAT'S WHY IT WAS CALLED PEARL DIVING. EVEN WITH CHLORINE, THERE WAS MY SISTER TO WORRY ABOUT. OR, CHRIST ALMIGHTY, MY MOM. THAT USED TO BE MY WORST FEAR IN THE WORLD: MY TEENAGE VIRGIN SISTER, THINK¬ING SHE'S JUST GETTING FAT, THEN GIVING BIRTH TO A TWO-HEADED, RETARD BABY. BOTH HEADS LOOKING JUST LIKE ME. ME, THE FATHER AND THE UNCLE. IN THE END, IT'S NEVER WHAT YOU WORRY ABOUT THAT GETS YOU. THE BEST PART OF PEARL DIVING WAS THE INLET PORT FOR THE SWIMMING POOL FILTER AND THE CIRCULATION PUMP. THE BEST PART WAS GETTING NAKED AND SIT¬TING ON IT. AS THE FRENCH WOULD SAY, WHO DOESN'T LIKE GETTING THEIR BUTT SUCKED? STILL, ONE MINUTE YOU'RE JUST A KID GETTING OFF, AND THE NEXT MINUTE YOU'LL NEVER BE A LAWYER. ONE MINUTE I'M SETTLING ON THE POOL BOTTOM AND THE SKY IS WAVY, LIGHT BLUE THROUGH EIGHT FEET OF WATER ABOVE MY HEAD. THE WORLD IS SILENT EXCEPT FOR THE HEARTBEAT IN MY EARS. MY YELLOW¬STRIPED SWIM TRUNKS ARE LOOPED AROUND MY NECK FOR SAFE KEEPING, JUST IN CASE A FRIEND, A NEIGHBOR, ANYBODY SHOWS UP TO ASK WHY I SKIPPED FOOT¬BALL PRACTICE. THE STEADY SUCK OF THE POOL INLET HOLE IS LAPPING AT ME AND I'M GRINDING MY SKINNY WHITE ASS AROUND ON THAT FEELING. ONE MINUTE I'VE GOT ENOUGH AIR AND MY DICK'S IN MY HAND. MY FOLKS ARE GONE AT THEIR WORK AND MY SISTER'S GOT BALLET. NOBODY'S SUPPOSED TO BE HOME FOR HOURS. MY HAND BRINGS ME RIGHT TO GETTING OFF, AND I STOP. I SWIM UP TO CATCH AN¬OTHER BIG BREATH. I DIVE DOWN AND SETTLE ON THE BOTTOM. I DO THIS AGAIN AND AGAIN. THIS MUST BE WHY GIRLS WANT TO SIT ON YOUR FACE. THE SUCTION IS LIKE TAKING A DUMP THAT NEVER ENDS. MY DICK HARD AND GETTING MY BUTT EATEN OUT, I DO NOT NEED AIR. MY HEARTBEAT IN MY EARS, I STAY UNDER UNTIL BRIGHT STARS OF LIGHT START WORMING AROUND IN MY EYES. MY LEGS STRAIGHT OUT, THE BACK OF EACH KNEE RUBBED RAW AGAINST THE CONCRETE BOT¬TOM. MY TOES ARE TURNING BLUE, MY TOES AND FINGERS WRINKLED FROM BEING SO LONG IN THE WATER. AND THEN I LET IT HAPPEN. THE BIG WHITE GOBS START SPOUTING. THE PEARLS. IT'S THEN I NEED SOME AIR. BUT WHEN I GO TO KICK OFF AGAINST THE BOTTOM, I CAN'T. I CAN'T GET MY FEET UNDER ME. MY ASS IS STUCK. EMERGENCY PARAMEDICS WILL TELL YOU THAT EVERY YEAR ABOUT 150 PEOPLE GET STUCK THIS WAY, SUCKED BY A CIRCULATION PUMP. GET YOUR LONG HAIR CAUGHT, OR YOUR ASS, AND YOU'RE GOING TO DROWN. EVERY YEAR, TONS OF PEOPLE DO. MOST OF THEM IN FLORIDA. PEOPLE JUST DON'T TALK ABOUT IT. NOT EVEN FRENCH PEOPLE TALK ABOUT EVERYTHING. GETTING ONE KNEE UP, GETTING ONE FOOT TUCKED UNDER ME, I GET TO HALF STANDING WHEN I FEEL THE TUG AGAINST MY BUTT. GET¬TING MY OTHER FOOT UNDER ME, I KICK OFF AGAINST THE BOTTOM. I'M KICKING FREE, NOT TOUCHING THE CONCRETE, BUT NOT GETTING TO THE AIR, EITHER. STILL KICKING WATER, THRASHING WITH BOTH ARMS, I'M MAYBE HALFWAY TO THE SURFACE BUT NOT GOING HIGHER. THE HEARTBEAT IN¬SIDE MY HEAD GETTING LOUD AND FAST. THE BRIGHT SPARKS OF LIGHT CROSSING AND CRISSCROSSING MY EYES, I TURN AND LOOK BACK ... BUT IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. THIS THICK ROPE, SOME KIND OF SNAKE, BLUE¬WHITE AND BRAIDED WITH VEINS, HAS COME UP OUT OF THE POOL DRAIN AND IT'S HOLDING ON TO MY BUTT. SOME OF THE VEINS ARE LEAKING BLOOD, RED BLOOD THAT LOOKS BLACK UNDERWATER AND DRIFTS AWAY FROM LITTLE RIPS IN THE PALE SKIN OF THE SNAKE. THE BLOOD TRAILS AWAY, DISAPPEARING IN THE WATER, AND INSIDE THE SNAKE'S THIN, BLUE¬WHITE SKIN YOU CAN SEE LUMPS OF SOME HALF-DIGESTED MEAL. THAT'S THE ONLY WAY THIS MAKES SENSE. SOME HORRIBLE SEA MONSTER, A SEA SERPENT, SOMETHING THAT'S NEVER SEEN THE LIGHT OF DAY, IT'S BEEN HIDING IN THE DARK BOTTOM OF THE POOL DRAIN, WAITING TO EAT ME. SO ...I KICK AT IT, AT THE SLIPPERY, RUB¬BERY KNOTTED SKIN AND VEINS OF IT, AND MORE OF IT SEEMS TO PULL OUT OF THE POOL DRAIN. IT'S MAYBE AS LONG AS MY LEG NOW, BUT STILL HOLDING TIGHT AROUND MY BUTT¬HOLE. WITH ANOTHER KICK, I'M AN INCH CLOSER TO GETTING ANOTHER BREATH. STILL FEELING THE SNAKE TUG AT MY ASS, I'M AN INCH CLOSER TO MY ESCAPE. KNOTTED INSIDE THE SNAKE, YOU CAN SEE CORN AND PEANUTS. YOU CAN SEE A LONG BRIGHT-ORANGE BALL. IT'S THE KIND OF HORSE¬PILL VITAMIN MY DAD MAKES ME TAKE, TO HELP PUT ON WEIGHT. TO GET A FOOTBALL SCHOLARSHIP. WITH EXTRA IRON AND OMEGA¬THREE FATTY ACIDS. IT'S SEEING THAT VITAMIN PILL THAT SAVES MY LIFE. IT'S NOT A SNAKE. IT'S MY LARGE INTESTINE, MY COLON PULLED OUT OF ME. WHAT DOCTORS CALL PROLAPSED. IT'S MY GUTS SUCKED INTO THE DRAIN. PARAMEDICS WILL TELL YOU A SWIMMING POOL PUMP PULLS 80 GALLONS OF WATER EVERY MINUTE. THAT'S ABOUT 400 POUNDS OF PRESSURE. THE BIG PROBLEM IS WE'RE ALL CONNECTED TOGETHER INSIDE. YOUR ASS IS JUST THE FAR END OF YOUR MOUTH. IF I LET GO, THE PUMP KEEPS WORKING-UNRAVEL¬ING MY INSIDES-UNTIL IT'S GOT MY TONGUE. IMAGINE TAKING A 400-POUND SHIT AND YOU CAN SEE HOW THIS MIGHT TURN YOU INSIDE OUT. WHAT I CAN TELL YOU IS YOUR GUTS DON'T FEEL MUCH PAIN. NOT THE WAY YOUR SKIN FEELS PAIN. THE STUFF YOU'RE DIGESTING, DOCTORS CALL IT FECAL MATTER. HIGHER UP IS CHYME, POCKETS OF A THIN, RUNNY MESS STUDDED WITH CORN AND PEANUTS AND ROUND GREEN PEAS. THAT'S ALL THIS SOUP OF BLOOD AND CORN, SHIT AND SPERM AND PEANUTS FLOATING AROUND ME. EVEN WITH MY GUTS UNRAVEL¬ING OUT MY ASS, ME HOLDING ON TO WHAT'S LEFT, EVEN THEN MY FIRST WANT IS TO SOME¬HOW GET MY SWIMSUIT BACK ON. GOD FORBID MY FOLKS SEE MY DICK. MY ONE HAND HOLDING A FIST AROUND MY ASS, MY OTHER HAND SNAGS MY YELLOW¬STRIPED SWIM TRUNKS AND PULLS THEM FROM AROUND MY NECK. STILL, GETTING INTO THEM IS IMPOSSIBLE. YOU WANT TO FEEL YOUR INTESTINES, GO BUY A PACK OF THOSE LAMBSKIN CONDOMS. TAKE ONE OUT AND UNROLL IT. PACK IT WITH PEANUT BUTTER. SMEAR IT WITH PETROLEUM JELLY AND HOLD IT UNDER WATER. THEN TRY TO TEAR IT. TRY TO PULL IT IN HALF. IT'S TOO TOUGH AND RUBBERY. IT'S SO SLIMY YOU CAN'T HOLD ON. A LAMBSKIN CONDOM, THAT'S JUST PLAIN OLD INTESTINE. YOU CAN SEE WHAT I'M UP AGAINST. YOU LET GO FOR A SECOND AND YOU'RE GUTTED. YOU SWIM FOR THE SURFACE, FOR A BREATH, AND YOU'RE GUTTED. YOU DON'T SWIM AND YOU DROWN. IT'S A CHOICE BETWEEN BEING DEAD RIGHT NOW OR A MINUTE FROM RIGHT NOW. WHAT MY FOLKS WILL FIND AFTER WORK IS A BIG NAKED FETUS, CURLED IN ON ITSELF. FLOATING IN THE CLOUDY WATER OF THEIR BACKYARD POOL. TETHERED TO THE BOTTOM BY A THICK ROPE OF VEINS AND TWISTED GUTS. THE OPPOSITE OF A KID HANGING HIMSELF TO DEATH WHILE HE JACKS OFF. THIS IS THE BABY THEY BROUGHT HOME FROM THE HOSPITAL 13 YEARS AGO. HERE'S THE KID THEY HOPED WOULD SNAG A FOOTBALL SCHOL¬ARSHIP AND GET AN MBA. WHO'D CARE FOR THEM IN THEIR OLD AGE. HERE'S ALL THEIR HOPES AND DREAMS. FLOATING HERE, NAKED AND DEAD. ALL AROUND HIM, BIG MILKY PEARLS OF WASTED SPERM. EITHER THAT OR MY FOLKS WILL FIND ME WRAPPED IN A BLOODY TOWEL, COLLAPSED HALFWAY FROM THE POOL TO THE KITCHEN TELE¬PHONE, THE RAGGED, TORN SCRAP OF MY GUTS STILL HANGING OUT THE LEG OF MY YELLOW¬STRIPED SWIM TRUNKS. WHAT EVEN THE FRENCH WON'T TALK ABOUT. THAT BIG BROTHER IN THE NAVY, HE TAUGHT US ONE OTHER GOOD PHRASE. A RUSSIAN PHRASE. THE WAY WE SAY, "I NEED THAT LIKE I NEED A HOLE IN MY HEAD...," RUSSIAN PEOPLE SAY, "I NEED THAT LIKE I NEED TEETH IN MY ASSHOLE...... MNE ETO NADO KAK ZUBY V ZADNITSE. THOSE STORIES ABOUT HOW ANIMALS CAUGHT IN A TRAP WILL CHEW OFF THEIR LEG, WELL, ANY COYOTE WOULD TELL YOU A COUPLE BITES BEATS THE HELL OUT OF BEING DEAD. HELL ... EVEN IF YOU'RE RUSSIAN, SOMEDAY YOU JUST MIGHT WANT THOSE TEETH. OTHERWISE, WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO IS¬YOU HAVE TO TWIST AROUND. YOU HOOK ONE ELBOW BEHIND YOUR KNEE AND PULL THAT LEG UP INTO YOUR FACE. YOU BITE AND SNAP AT YOUR OWN ASS. YOU RUN OUT OF AIR AND YOU WILL CHEW THROUGH ANYTHING TO GET THAT NEXT BREATH. IT'S NOT SOMETHING YOU WANT TO TELL A GIRL ON THE FIRST DATE. NOT IF YOU EXPECT A KISS GOOD NIGHT. IF I TOLD YOU HOW IT TASTED, YOU WOULD NEVER, EVER AGAIN EAT CALAMARI. IT'S HARD TO SAY WHAT MY PARENTS WERE MORE DISGUSTED BY: HOW I'D GOT IN TROU¬BLE OR HOW I'D SAVED MYSELF. AFTER THE HOSPITAL, MY MOM SAID, "YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT YOU WERE DOING, HONEY. YOU WERE IN SHOCK." AND SHE LEARNED HOW TO COOK POACHED EGGS. ALL THOSE PEOPLE GROSSED OUT OR FEELING SORRY FOR ME.... I NEED THAT LIKE I NEED TEETH IN MY ASSHOLE. NOWADAYS, PEOPLE ALWAYS TELL ME I LOOK TOO SKINNY. PEOPLE AT DINNER PARTIES GET ALL QUIET AND PISSED OFF WHEN I DON'T EAT THE POT ROAST THEY COOKED. POT ROAST KILLS ME. BAKED HAM. ANYTHING THAT HANGS AROUND INSIDE MY GUTS FOR LONGER THAN A COUPLE OF HOURS, IT COMES OUT STILL FOOD. HOME-COOKED LIMA BEANS OR CHUNK LIGHT TUNA FISH, I'LL STAND UP AND FIND IT STILL SITTING THERE IN THE TOILET. AFTER YOU HAVE A RADICAL BOWEL RESEC¬TIONING, YOU DON'T DIGEST MEAT SO GREAT. MOST PEOPLE, YOU HAVE FIVE FEET OF LARGE INTESTINE. I'M LUCKY TO HAVE MY SIX INCH¬ES. SO I NEVER GOT A FOOTBALL SCHOLARSHIP. NEVER GOT AN MBA. BOTH MY FRIENDS, THE WAX KID AND THE CARROT KID, THEY GREW UP, GOT BIG, BUT I'VE NEVER WEIGHED A POUND MORE THAN I DID THAT DAY WHEN I WAS 13. ANOTHER BIG PROBLEM WAS MY FOLKS PAID A LOT OF GOOD MONEY FOR THAT SWIM¬MING POOL. IN THE END MY DAD JUST TOLD THE POOL GUY IT WAS A DOG. THE FAMILY DOG FELL IN AND DROWNED. THE DEAD BODY GOT PULLED INTO THE PUMP. EVEN WHEN THE POOL GUY CRACKED OPEN THE FILTER CASING AND FISHED OUT A RUBBERY TUBE, A WATERY HANK OF INTESTINE WITH A BIG ORANGE VITA¬MIN PILL STILL INSIDE, EVEN THEN MY DAD JUST SAID, "THAT DOG WAS FUCKING NUTS." EVEN FROM MY UPSTAIRS BEDROOM WINDOW, YOU COULD HEAR MY DAD SAY, "WE COULDN'T TRUST THAT DOG ALONE FOR A SECOND...." THEN MY SISTER MISSED HER PERIOD. EVEN AFTER THEY CHANGED THE POOL WATER, AFTER THEY SOLD THE HOUSE AND WE MOVED TO ANOTHER STATE, AFTER MY SISTER'S ABORTION, EVEN THEN MY FOLKS NEVER MEN¬TIONED IT AGAIN. EVER. THAT IS OUR INVISIBLE CARROT. YOU. NOW YOU CAN TAKE A GOOD, DEEP BREATH. I STILL HAVE NOT. ~CHUCK PALAHNIUK FOR CAPS LOCK DAY

By: moift

moift — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:09:54 -0800

_,~=~,_~=~LONGEST COMMENT~=~,_,~=~,_

By: clevershark

clevershark — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:11:07 -0800

YES (successfully) Also...

By: Stauf

Stauf — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:12:21 -0800

I WILL FEAST UPON THE SOULS OF THE UNBELIEVERS

By: Sparx

Sparx — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:12:40 -0800

Say, isn't today caps lock day?

By: pyramid termite

pyramid termite — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:14:10 -0800

YES IT IS CAP LOCKS DAY ... IS YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY BORKEN?????

By: Dreamghost

Dreamghost — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:14:28 -0800

By: TwelveTwo

TwelveTwo — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:14:53 -0800

I HATE CAPITALISTS

By: clevershark

clevershark — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:15:19 -0800

MUHAHAHAHA WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!?!?!?

By: moonbird

moonbird — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:15:48 -0800

By: kenko

kenko — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:16:06 -0800

CAPS LOCK DAY AND CONTROL V DAY BEST FRIENDS FOR LIFE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO CONTROL VD EVERY DAY!

By: bardic

bardic — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:17:31 -0800

HAV U READ MY BLOG ABT ME?

By: Stauf

Stauf — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:20:01 -0800

EVERYONE HERE IS GOING TO HELL. I MEAN EVERYONE. ESPECIALLY YOU, CLEVERSHARK

By: loquacious

loquacious — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:20:04 -0800

METAFILTER: TONS OF PEOPLE DO. MOST OF THEM IN FLORIDA.

By: pyramid termite

pyramid termite — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:20:20 -0800

TAP LOCK!! DAMNIT!!

By: brundlefly

brundlefly — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:22:42 -0800

MOIFT: GAH! gah.

By: 517

517 — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:23:06 -0800

GET THEE TO A NUNNERY!!!

By: pyramid termite

pyramid termite — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:23:28 -0800

FWAP FWAP FWAP LOCK

By: moonbird

moonbird — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:24:15 -0800

By: mr.marx

mr.marx — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:24:52 -0800

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE USED CAPS LOCK?? HITLER!!

By: goofyfoot

goofyfoot — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:25:29 -0800

CAPS LOCK! CAPS LOCK! LOVELY LOVELY CAPS LOCK. CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK! eat this up. YUM!

By: brundlefly

brundlefly — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:26:30 -0800

BARRY LEVINSON ATE HITLER, SO THAT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER, DOES IT?

By: pyramid termite

pyramid termite — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:31:06 -0800

HITLER HAS ONLY GOT ONE BALL GOERING HAS TWO BUT VERY SMALL HIMMLER HAS SOMETHING SIMMLER BUT POOR OLD GOEBBELS HAS GOT NONE AT ALL

By: Pretty_Generic

Pretty_Generic — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:32:59 -0800

I DON'T LIKE CHUCK PALAHNIUK HE IS VERY LIMITED IN HIS NARRATIVE STYLE ALSO BITING OFF YOUR OWN COLON IS BAD

By: SirOmega

SirOmega — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:34:00 -0800

AND THEY SAY K5 IS THE TROLL CAPITAL OF THE INTARWEBS.

By: goofyfoot

goofyfoot — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:34:03 -0800

CONSIDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES

By: moift

moift — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:34:06 -0800

By: philida

philida — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:34:36 -0800

I THOUGHT THAT SAID DAD'S ELECTRA AND CUMMINGS' DID SUCK IT THAT SHOULD BE SELF EXPLANATORY

By: pyramid termite

pyramid termite — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:34:43 -0800

GOOD NIGHT AND MEOW!!

By: moift

moift — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:35:24 -0800

I DON'T LIKE CHUCK PALAHNIUK HE IS VERY LIMITED IN HIS NARRATIVE STYLE ALSO BITING OFF YOUR OWN COLON IS BAD BOTH POINTS WELL TAKEN

By: kosher_jenny

kosher_jenny — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:35:31 -0800

PEOPLE THINK THAT HAPPENED TO CHUCK. SOME PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS.

By: clevershark

clevershark — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:35:35 -0800

I'M GETTING A HEADACHE FROM ALL THIS SHOUTING

By: Sticherbeast

Sticherbeast — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:36:56 -0800

I ENJOY CHUCK PALAHNIUK A GREAT DEAL BUT HE CAN BE A ONE TRICK PONY. HE IMITATES BETTERS AND LESSERS IMITATE HIM, BUT I DO ENJOY THAT STORY. READING IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I'M BEING PUSHED OUT A WINDOW AND FALLING ALSO, PENIX.

By: gramschmidt

gramschmidt — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:37:37 -0800

FAILURE IS THE BEST WAY TO LEARN. OR FORMAL INSTRUCTION.

By: brundlefly

brundlefly — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:37:49 -0800

I BIT OFF CHUCK PALAHNIUK. I'M DOING OKAY WITHOUT HIM THOUGH.

By: gramschmidt

gramschmidt — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:38:39 -0800

EIGHT COMMENTS WITHOUT AN IMAGE? HEAVENS.

By: philida

philida — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:38:40 -0800

I DON'T KNOW WOMEN WHO USE ALL CAPS WITH ANY REGULARILTY OR ANY LIKE VARIATION THEREOF AS WELL AS THE FACT THAT MANY GAMES INVOLVE A SINGLE BALL AND I WOULD LIKE A DOMOKUN THAT DOES NOT LOOK LIKE IT HAS ALREADY BEEN USED FOR THINGS I DON'T WANT TO KNOW MAYBE ONE OF THOSE MICROBE PLUSHIES OR THE SWEETEST FETUS FOR SCOTUS

By: Stauf

Stauf — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:39:21 -0800

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE USED CAPS LOCK?? HITLER!! HITLER HAS ONLY GOT ONE BALL GOERING HAS TWO BUT VERY SMALL HIMMLER HAS SOMETHING SIMMLER BUT POOR OLD GOEBBELS HAS GOT NONE AT ALL DO NOT LAUGH AT ME!!!!

By: kosher_jenny

kosher_jenny — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:40:44 -0800

I'M GETTING A HEADACHE FROM ALL THIS SHOUTING SORRY. DOES THIS HELP?

By: keswick

keswick — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:41:22 -0800

THIS THREAD IS DRUNKEN MAYHEM ON AN EPIC SCALE.

By: Dreamghost

Dreamghost — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:43:14 -0800

By: AllesKlar

AllesKlar — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:45:14 -0800

WORD! HOLY SHIT moift YOU FREAK!

By: brundlefly

brundlefly — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:45:44 -0800

DREAMGHOST IS GIFTASTIC.

By: mr.marx

mr.marx — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:45:51 -0800

By: gramschmidt

gramschmidt — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:47:37 -0800

Ach so! Sehr shrecklich!

By: mildred-pitt

mildred-pitt — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:47:57 -0800

By: philida

philida — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:51:44 -0800

BEING LOQUACIOUS IS BETTER THAT BEING UBIQUITOUS AND OVER EXPOSED BUT VOLUME DOES NOT EQUAL QUALITY AND BOUND IS ON IFC RIGHT NOW BUT I'M NOT REALLY WATCHING IT AS THERE ARE SEVERAL DVDS ON THE FLOOR I HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO EITHER SO I CHANGED MY SUBSCRIPTION TYPE BUT KNOW MOVIES I WOULD LIKE TO SEE ON A BIG SCREEN. COULD WE GET A MONTHLYMEFITEMOVIE SCREENING IN A ROVING GLOBAL TOUR IF I HELP WITH THE MANAGEMENT ARRAIGNMENTS? PLEASE DO NOT RESPOND IN THIS THREAD BUT IT'S A THOUGHT AS I HAVE NEVER SEEN THE WIZARD OF OZ WITH PINK FLOYDS ON OR EVEN MORE THAN ONE ATTEMPT AT ZAREEKA

By: Dreamghost

Dreamghost — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:52:04 -0800

WORDS 2 LIVE BUY AM I RIT??

By: Dreamghost

Dreamghost — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:52:48 -0800

DAMN IF I HAD IFC I WOULD BE JERKING IT RIGHT NOW? =/

By: philida

philida — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:54:37 -0800

DO YOU MEAN: HUGH LAURIE? BECAUSE THAT'S TWO WORDS I THINK YOU SHOULD LIVE BEFORE YOU BUY AS WELL

By: brundlefly

brundlefly — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:55:37 -0800

BOUND ROKZ. BEATS THE LIVING FUCK OUTTA MATRIX. WACKOWSKI'S HAVE TO REGAIN SOME GROUND IN MY HIGHLY DISCERNING, ALOOF OPINION. SNORT, SNORT. YEAH.

By: Dreamghost

Dreamghost — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:55:56 -0800

PHILIDA U HAVE IFC?

By: moift

moift — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:56:29 -0800

YOU FREAK! I DIDN'T WRITE IT CHUCK PALAHAUHIUK DID BUT I AM THE CANDLE WAX GUY AND I WILL NEVER BE A LAWYER :[

By: moift

moift — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:57:03 -0800

UGOTNEIFC???

By: philida

philida — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:58:07 -0800

yes, i do, but the blue is like the sea and i'm taking the riptide out i just don't drink nearly as much as the rest of you or it doesn't do nearly the same thing to me.

By: Pretty_Generic

Pretty_Generic — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:58:16 -0800

OBLIGATORY SRY

By: Dreamghost

Dreamghost — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:58:17 -0800

BOUND UNRATED DVDRIP XVID .TORRENT CLICK CLICK

By: Pretty_Generic

Pretty_Generic — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:59:13 -0800

THIS IS FOX CANCELLING FUTURAMA

By: philida

philida — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:59:59 -0800

oh, and it's my birthday so go blow bubbles BLOW BUBBLES IT'S MY BIRFDAY BLOW BUBBLES BLOW BUBBLES BLOW and buy a lottery ticket for charity

By: Dreamghost

Dreamghost — Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:59:59 -0800

NUFF SAID

By: moift

moift — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 00:00:15 -0800

THIS JUST IN DUKE NUKEM FOREVER HAS LICENSED THE SKIFREE ENGINE

By: philida

philida — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 00:00:56 -0800

I THINK I KNOW THAT GUY

By: Pretty_Generic

Pretty_Generic — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 00:01:24 -0800

woah SORRY I TYPED THAT WITH SHIFT DOWN FOR EXTRA EMPHASIS IT BACKFIRED

By: gramschmidt

gramschmidt — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 00:02:13 -0800

THIS IS P_G RECYCLING A GIF

By: Dreamghost

Dreamghost — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 00:03:38 -0800

PATIENCE

By: Pretty_Generic

Pretty_Generic — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 00:04:23 -0800

YOU DON'T LIKE IT WHY DON'T YOU BITE ME OH WAIT IT IS BECAUSE I AM A VAMPIRE

By: S.C.

S.C. — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 00:05:31 -0800

TYPING IN ALL CAPS MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I'M WRITING A TELEGRAM STOP EXCEPT I'VE NEVER WRITTEN A REAL TELEGRAM IN MY LIFE STOP I KNOW THERE ARE ABBREVIATIONS AND SHIT AND SOME KIND OF CONCISE GRAMMAR STOP ALSO IS THIS HOW YOU HANDLE QUESTIONS INTERROGATIVE STOP OR AM I THINKING OF SOME BAD SCIENCE FICTION AGAIN STOP JESUS CHRIST I WISH I WAS DRUNK STOP

By: Dreamghost

Dreamghost — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 00:07:18 -0800

GEORGE BUSH SHOULD GET THIS JPG FOR HIS XMAS CARDS

By: gramschmidt

gramschmidt — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 00:07:35 -0800

TEN DOLL HAIRS TO THE FURST 1 2 POST A KELET. UNTIL THEN:

By: Dreamghost

Dreamghost — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 00:08:27 -0800

A PICTURE IS WORTH ONLY A 1000 BRAINS?

By: philida

philida — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 00:12:18 -0800

IF I HAD A TUMOR I'D NAME IT MOFIT NOT MOIFT AND I THINK THE MOVIE OF SLAVES OF NEW YORK WAS BETTER THAN THE BOOK AS WELL THIS MAKES MY THROAT TENSE EVEN THOUGH I'M TYPING AND I'M TRYING TO AUDIOBLOG YOU SOUNDLESS FREAKS IT'S LIKE SPACE WITH NO ONE HEARING YOU SCREAM AND THAT'S HOW I LIKE IT

By: Dreamghost

Dreamghost — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 00:13:03 -0800

ROD STEWERT KILLED TRACKBACKS IF YA THINK IMA SEXY??? 2 0 0 P O S T

By: philida

philida — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 00:13:16 -0800

TELEGRAMS ARE EXPENSIVE AND THANK YOU GRAMSCHMIDT bye.

By: moift

moift — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 00:13:23 -0800

DID THEY HAVE TO ESCAPE THINGS IN TELEGRAMS LIKE 'DON'T \STOP THINKING ABOUT TOMORROW STOP' OR WHAT HOW DOES THAT WORK

By: loquacious

loquacious — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 00:19:17 -0800

OH FUCK OW

By: Stauf

Stauf — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 00:19:20 -0800

THE POWER OF HASSELHOFF COMPELLS YOU

By: Superfrankenstein

Superfrankenstein — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 00:21:03 -0800

WOBBLY

By: loquacious

loquacious — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 00:22:25 -0800

OH GOD NOT THE HASSLEHOFFIAN SETS!

By: gramschmidt

gramschmidt — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 00:22:34 -0800

WO IST MEIN KELET? BITTE!

By: Dreamghost

Dreamghost — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 00:23:03 -0800

OFF TOPIC: SUPERFRANKENSTEIN UR SITE KICKS ASS! YES IT DOES!!!~ ^5 PLAYAH

By: Dreamghost

Dreamghost — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 00:23:54 -0800

By: gramschmidt

gramschmidt — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 00:25:21 -0800

I WOULD SETTLE FOR A BUNCHIE.

By: nthdegx

nthdegx — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 00:25:44 -0800

Hehehe, Jean-Claude Van Damme. When will you learn?

By: moift

moift — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 00:26:31 -0800

BUNCHIE

By: greasy_skillet

greasy_skillet — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 00:27:20 -0800

YOUR ALL GAY HAHAHAH

By: eatitlive

eatitlive — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 00:28:42 -0800

NAH UH

By: Dreamghost

Dreamghost — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 00:29:27 -0800

By: loquacious

loquacious — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 00:30:52 -0800

OW FUCK MY EYE!!

By: philida

philida — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 00:33:59 -0800

ARE YOU ALL REET? that's for jessamattandfamilies and all mods who are rockers specifically but the first 20 people i guess

By: Dreamghost

Dreamghost — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 00:34:57 -0800

I THINK WHEN PEOPLE TALK ABOUT "BEST OF THE WEB" IN META I DO BELIVE THERE REFFERING TO THIS POST? AM I RIT?

By: philida

philida — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 00:36:57 -0800

IS THIS A LEGAL RIT? I'M LEAVING BEFORE I POST LE FIL/T HAS LEFT THE BUILDING FOR ALL CONCERNS viva la frunch

By: moift

moift — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 00:38:35 -0800

OH MAN AND I THOUGHT NOTHING COULD TOP SCROLL LOCK DAY

By: wakko

wakko — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 00:40:43 -0800

FUCK THIS NEW SCHOOL SHIT!!!! SHIFT LOCK 4L!!! BITERS!!! LOAD "*",8,1

By: loquacious

loquacious — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 00:46:28 -0800

10 for J = 1 to N : N = RND(1)*10000 : ? "WAKKO EATS BUTT SOAP" : NEXT J : GOTO 10 : END : MUTHAFUCKA

By: moift

moift — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 00:50:39 -0800

DID THEY HAVE TO ESCAPE THINGS IN TELEGRAMS LIKE 'DON'T \STOP THINKING ABOUT TOMORROW STOP' OR WHAT HOW DOES THAT WORK CAN NE1 ANSWER THIS I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW AS WELL TIA

By: flaneur

flaneur — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 01:02:45 -0800

LOCK EVERY CAPS!

By: nobody

nobody — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 01:14:35 -0800

i WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A POINT, THOUGH i WORRY i'LL JUST COME OFF AS UNFAIR. jUST BECAUSE IT IS iNTERNATIONAL cAPSLOCK dAY, JUST BECAUSE YOUR cAPS lOCK KEY IS ACTIVATED, DOES NOT EXCUSE YOU FROM MAKING AN EFFORT TO PROPERLY CAPITALIZE YOUR POSTS. pLEASE. pLEASE. pLEASE. sOME OF US ARE TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP.

By: nobody

nobody — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 01:18:51 -0800

{a3S6, /3EASE N6 N4036C2 DAY TH5S YEAR. s60E 6F 4S HAVE 3A/T6/S, AND N4036C2 0A2ES 5T VERY HARD T6 C6004N5CATE. ERR, VERY HARD T6 SAY ANYTH5NG. SEND HE3/.}

By: wah

wah — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 01:19:04 -0800

By: Charlie Bucket

Charlie Bucket — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 01:20:17 -0800

MY GOD, IT'S FULL OF STARS111

By: woj

woj — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 01:21:08 -0800

OMG TIS SHIT 2 FUNNY!!11!!! HEY NE1 HEAR SENE THIS PIC B4? OMFG I LOLZ GTG, PLOS. L8Z ALL.

By: mayfly wake

mayfly wake — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 01:21:35 -0800

HAY

By: weapons-grade pandemonium

weapons-grade pandemonium — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 01:21:49 -0800

By: philida

philida — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 01:21:50 -0800

i listen to nobody but appreciate a good bucket

By: angry modem

angry modem — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 01:25:39 -0800

hello, everyone. are we having fun on this uneventful day? I went to this concert and now my ears are ringing.

By: woj

woj — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 01:25:54 -0800

^ '-------- TIS GUY IS A TOTTAL LAMERZ LAWLZZZZZZZ

By: mayfly wake

mayfly wake — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 01:27:32 -0800

UNEVENTFUL MORE LIKE FUNEVENTFUL, AM I RITE?

By: wah

wah — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 01:28:28 -0800

RITE U R!!!

By: woj

woj — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 01:33:01 -0800

{S WELCOME} {S WELCOME} {S GOTMAIL} {S GOODBYE}

By: Pink Fuzzy Bunny

Pink Fuzzy Bunny — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 01:37:40 -0800

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE FUN, SO I THOUGHT I'D ADD THIS TO THE INSANITY.

By: numlok

numlok — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 01:39:10 -0800

NO DUDE, YOU ARE THE HOMO!

By: Sparx

Sparx — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 01:43:03 -0800

HURRAY 4 COCK SLAP DAY. TAKE THAT YU DUM ROOSTER!

By: philida

philida — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 01:44:12 -0800

WHO PICKED THIS DAY AND WHY and why isn't it in the wiki?

By: woj

woj — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 01:44:23 -0800

NE1 NO HOW 2 HACK A HOTMAIL EMAIL????!1 IM ME

By: philida

philida — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 01:46:44 -0800

I ASHED ON MY LAP AND HERE END ETH THE LESSEN

By: chasing

chasing — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 01:48:46 -0800

IN ALL OF THIS CHAOS, IS THIS WHEN WE CAN FINALLY GET AROUND TO DISCUSSING MY TESTICLES?

By: SharQ

SharQ — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 01:49:31 -0800

EVEN WHEN I AM TYPING THIS I REFUSE TO USE THE CAPS LOCK. IT IS EVIL AND SHOULD BE BANNED: OKTHANKSBYE

By: numlok

numlok — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 01:55:21 -0800

By: woj

woj — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 02:00:24 -0800

<B0N3RTR0N1> ANY HOT GIRLZ WANNA CYBER?? <B0N3RTR0N1> PRESS 1 NOW <B0N3RTR0N1> 15/M/CA

By: Tikirific

Tikirific — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 02:01:47 -0800

OH NOES I'M LAT LAWL LAWL LAWL FAG LAWL ZOMG!!!111!!111!ELEVEN

By: samstarling

samstarling — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 02:07:35 -0800

GAZ, I'M ME

By: loquacious

loquacious — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 02:08:58 -0800

GENTLEMEN. IT'S TIME. LET'S FUCK THIS DONKEY.

By: wakko

wakko — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 02:14:23 -0800

BULLETS! MY ONLY WEAKNESS! HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!?!?

By: ori

ori — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 02:29:16 -0800

By: I Love Tacos

I Love Tacos — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 02:29:30 -0800

By: I Love Tacos

I Love Tacos — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 02:31:14 -0800

GOOD LUCK MR GORSKY

By: ori

ori — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 02:32:23 -0800

** OMFG ** ** OMFG ** ** OMFG ** ** OMFG ** ** OMFG ** ** OMFG ** ** OMFG ** ** OMFG ** ** OMFG ** ** OMFG ** ** OMFG ** ** OMFG ** ** OMFG ** ** OMFG ** ** OMFG ** ** OMFG ** ** OMFG ** ** OMFG ** ** OMFG ** ** OMFG ** ** OMFG ** ** OMFG ** ** OMFG ** ** OMFG ** ** OMFG ** ** OMFG ** ** OMFG ** ** OMFG ** ** OMFG ** ** OMFG ** ** OMFG ** ** OMFG ** ** OMFG ** ** OMFG ** ** OMFG ** ** OMFG ** ** OMFG ** ** OMFG ** ** OMFG ** ** OMFG ** ** OMFG ** ** OMFG ** ** OMFG ** ** OMFG ** ** OMFG ** ** OMFG ** ** OMFG **

By: I Love Tacos

I Love Tacos — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 02:33:17 -0800

By: I Love Tacos

I Love Tacos — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 02:36:44 -0800

By: Stunt

Stunt — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 02:47:02 -0800

I concede. You are all WAY weirder than me.

By: Stunt

Stunt — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 02:47:23 -0800

Oh, yeah, and THIS IS TEH FUNNAY. *ahem*

By: Eideteker

Eideteker — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 02:47:29 -0800

Yay, Caps Lock Day!

By: I Love Tacos

I Love Tacos — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 02:47:32 -0800

I WOULD LIKE TO CELEBRATE INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY BY GIVING YOU ALL A FRESHLY UNPACKED MAIL ORDER BRIDE.

By: Pseudonumb

Pseudonumb — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 02:57:56 -0800

By: elpapacito

elpapacito — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 03:16:08 -0800

By: wakko

wakko — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 03:32:43 -0800

By: loquacious

loquacious — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 03:36:25 -0800

By: lorbus

lorbus — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 03:44:42 -0800

END OF DA WORLD!!!!!!

By: Busithoth

Busithoth — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 04:12:27 -0800

WE'RE FIGHTING FOR OUR LIVES HERE! WHY DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT THE ISSUES!!!!!!

By: NinjaPirate

NinjaPirate — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 04:15:18 -0800

By: philida

philida — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 04:15:58 -0800

STOP THINKING ABOUT TOMORROW STOP' OR WHAT HOW DOES THAT WORK DON'T STOP THINKING ABOUT TOMORROW BUT STOP DO STOP AND DON'T EVER USE IT AS A CAMPAIGN SONG FOR GASSAKES WHEN YOU COULD USE [deleted] AND BOY IS IT LOUD IN THIS CLUB I SAID IT'S REALLY LOUD IN HERE AND THE LIGHT SHOW IS MAKING ME DIZZY BUT THEN THE ACID KICKED IN AND THERE WAS MISS PEGGY LEE CAN WE EVER JUST MAKE DINNER AND STAY AT HOME LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE NO I DID NOT SAY HURF DURF BUTTER EATER YOU MUMLOVING BUTTPUPPET

By: TheDonF

TheDonF — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 04:56:15 -0800

DAVE? IS THAT YOU DAVE? THIS IS TEH COOL. ALOT. SHOUTOUTZ TOO DA GANGZZ. ROOOLZ. YEH BABEY

By: sveskemus

sveskemus — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 05:07:45 -0800

HOW COME THERE IS NO WIKIPEDIA ENTRY FOR INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY?? I SMELL SOMETHING FISHY HERE.

By: madamjujujive

madamjujujive — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 05:22:11 -0800

OMG, IT IS LIKE BEING A LITTLE KID AGAIN AND WAKING UP TO SEE THAT SANTA HAD COME IN THE LIVING ROOM! WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING. OMFG1 LOLOLOL THIS IS A SPECIAL DAY, IAM SO HAPPY11

By: eriko

eriko — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 05:23:25 -0800

CAP SPOCK DAY?

By: selfmedicating

selfmedicating — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 05:28:11 -0800

HEY WHOEVER IN ASKMEFI SAID HOW DO I GET MY BOSS TO STOP USING CAPS LOCK THIS THREAD IS HOW, ASK HIM IF YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE THESE LOOOSERES HE WILL SAY NO11!!!!

By: wakko

wakko — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 05:57:25 -0800

eriko: ?

By: loquacious

loquacious — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 06:05:05 -0800

By: stavrosthewonderchicken

stavrosthewonderchicken — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 06:06:19 -0800

I AM A HATER AND THEREFORE AM NOW SUCKING IT.

By: moonbird

moonbird — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 06:10:48 -0800

By: jaronson

jaronson — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 06:17:08 -0800

No, thank you.

By: pyramid termite

pyramid termite — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 06:45:33 -0800

ANGRY MODEM ... IF YOUR EARS ARE RINGING YOU SHOULD PICK THEM UP AND ANSWER THEM!!!!!!!

By: quonsar

quonsar — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 06:47:23 -0800

By: philida

philida — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 06:49:48 -0800

eggsellent

By: veronitron

veronitron — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 06:51:41 -0800

ALL THIS CAPS LOCKING WOKE ME UP.

By: zenzizi

zenzizi — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 06:57:21 -0800

OMFG METAFILTER HAS TURNED INTO 4CHAN /B/

By: pyramid termite

pyramid termite — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 06:57:55 -0800

I AM THE GOD OF CAPS LOCK!!

By: philida

philida — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 07:08:20 -0800

I AM THE GOD OF WHITE TRASH

By: Stynxno

Stynxno — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 07:08:38 -0800

By: Stynxno

Stynxno — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 07:09:27 -0800

By: Stynxno

Stynxno — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 07:09:50 -0800

By: mr.marx

mr.marx — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 07:15:17 -0800

By: tetsuo

tetsuo — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 07:20:57 -0800

JAYSIS TAP-DANCING CEEEHRIST.

By: intermod

intermod — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 07:22:20 -0800

This page crashed my other computer. Not just the browser, the whole OS. Awesome.

By: psmealey

psmealey — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 07:26:01 -0800

best.thread.evar.

By: herting

herting — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 07:27:53 -0800

I HAVE NOTHING WORTHWHILE TO CONTRIBUTE

By: amarynth

amarynth — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 07:27:55 -0800

MR. MARX, I THINK I LOVE YOU.

By: I Love Tacos

I Love Tacos — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 07:28:38 -0800

By: I Love Tacos

I Love Tacos — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 07:30:33 -0800

(STYNXNO: ONE WAS NOT ENOUGH)

By: loquacious

loquacious — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 07:31:16 -0800

I AM IMAGINING ALL THSOE BANANAS SINGING "BANANA FONE" BUT ONLY THAT FIRST BIT THAT GOES "DOOT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN WHICH IS THE BEST PART

By: herting

herting — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 07:37:11 -0800

iS ANYONE ELSE HAVING DIFFICULTY NOT ALLOWING FOR THE CAPITALIZATION OF PARTICULAR LETTERS? i AM, BUT i FEEL LIKE A GIANT TWUNT WHEN i DO THE LITTLE LETTER REPRESENTING WHAT WOULD TYPICALLY BE THE BIG LETTER. mAYBE THE GUYS AT parc CAN DEVELOP US UP SOME SORT OF MEGA-SHIFT THAT CREATES A BIGGER KEY FOR US TO USE.

By: philida

philida — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 07:40:29 -0800

OH MAN NOW I ALMOST FORGOT ABOOT BANANAPHONE GOOD DAY SIR I SAID GOOD DAY AND THEN SLOWLY I TURNED

By: wheelieman

wheelieman — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 07:41:53 -0800

must be a nerd thing *moves on*

By: loquacious

loquacious — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 07:43:01 -0800

<img src="http://www.chaosbit.com/DOOT.jpg".

By: loquacious

loquacious — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 07:43:51 -0800

OH HOLY CARP DAMNIT

By: furtive

furtive — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 07:47:04 -0800

By: philida

philida — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 07:49:20 -0800

THAT REALLY SUCKED SWINGING BALLS, TONE LOQ, THAT MOLESTED MAJOR MARK UP

By: Sticherbeast

Sticherbeast — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 07:50:05 -0800

OH I'M SORRY DID I PHIL OF THE FUTURE YOUR GILMORE GIRLS??????

By: loquacious

loquacious — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 07:51:08 -0800

By: philida

philida — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 07:51:14 -0800

WHERE MY GODDAMN BANANAPHONE AND SHOULD I CALL MY MOM AND TELL HER I'D RATHER TAKE A NAP OR GO AND LET HER PAY FOR A MEAL

By: mbd1mbd1

mbd1mbd1 — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 07:52:19 -0800

EVERY TIME YOU USE CAP SLOCK A FARIE GETS IT'S WINGS CAP HARDER CAP HARDER CAP HARDER GODAMIT YOUR NOT CAPPING HARD ENUFF SCREW U GUYS I'M OUTA HERE

By: philida

philida — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 07:52:55 -0800

NO YOU WASHINGTON POSTED MY SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING WHEN THE SHEESH HIT THE SMURF

By: Sticherbeast

Sticherbeast — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 07:53:01 -0800

By: philida

philida — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 07:53:45 -0800

BUT WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH A FREE MEAL?

By: loquacious

loquacious — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 07:56:53 -0800

PHILIDA: ARE YOU AS MESMERIZED BY THOSE PENDULOUSLY FURRY HYPNOTIC THINGS AS I AM NO WONDER IM TYPOKING EVERYWHERE I CANT TAKE MY EYES OFF EM I AM REMINDED OF THOSE FINELY WROUGHT MANTLE-TYPE CLOCKPIECES WITH THE SWINGING BIG BRASS ONES, ONLY WITH EXTRACORE FURSUIT ACTION AND NIPPONESE HOMO SUMO FLAVA.

By: davelog

davelog — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 07:59:45 -0800

THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE ~~COWBELL~~ HASSELHOFF

By: adamvasco

adamvasco — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 08:00:31 -0800

ARFUR BROWN>>>FUCK>>>PYRAMID TERMITE I FINK I LURV U

By: grey_flap

grey_flap — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 08:06:41 -0800

ROCK OUT WITH YOUR LOCK OUT!

By: NickDouglas

NickDouglas — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 08:08:28 -0800

By: of strange foe

of strange foe — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 08:13:23 -0800

THE THOUGHT OF THIS THREAD WILL WARM ME DURING THE COMING WINTER. THIS AND THE ZOMBIE HORDE IN WOW THREAD.

By: philida

philida — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 08:18:05 -0800

OH WAIT I HAVE SEEN IT MOIFT THIS REAL ESTATE CHICK DOES THE ALL CAPS THING AND WHEN I TOLD HER ABOUT IT MEANING SHOUTING HER TEXT GOT VERY SMALL BUT THEN THAT COULD BE BECAUSE I PULLED THE SUPER BUSINESS DEEP FREEZE ROBOT WHO USES BIG WORDS THING ON HER

By: philida

philida — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 08:19:23 -0800

MY DOG THAT CAT IS CUTE

By: NickDouglas

NickDouglas — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 08:29:39 -0800

HELP WINDOWS ACCESSIBILITY TURNED MY CAPS KEY ON 4EVA111111111111111111!!!EXCLAMATIONMARKS

By: tittergrrl

tittergrrl — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 08:31:20 -0800

FRIST POST!!!!!!!! LOLOLOL I WANT YOUR MONEY AND SOUL!!! ALSO SEX!! LIKE MONIKA!!

By: Sellersburg/Speed

Sellersburg/Speed — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 08:47:56 -0800

BEST MEFI THREAD EVER. CAPS LOCK DAY RULZZZZZ!!!!!!!

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 08:54:56 -0800

By: madamjujujive

madamjujujive — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 09:00:17 -0800

By: Pretty_Generic

Pretty_Generic — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 09:05:45 -0800

By: dmd

dmd — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 09:07:25 -0800

By: dmd

dmd — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 09:09:03 -0800

FYI ANIMATED GIFS COUNT AS CAPSLOCK BECAUSE "GIF" IS AN ACRONYM HTH

By: pyramid termite

pyramid termite — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 09:12:48 -0800

By: cusack

cusack — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 09:17:10 -0800

By: cusack

cusack — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 09:18:05 -0800

By: Pretty_Generic

Pretty_Generic — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 09:22:17 -0800

WHAT IS THAT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE SLAPWIT?

By: Mikey-San

Mikey-San — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 09:24:15 -0800

By: Mikey-San

Mikey-San — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 09:26:55 -0800

By: languagehat

languagehat — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 09:31:31 -0800

METAFILTER: NOT EVEN FRENCH PEOPLE TALK ABOUT EVERYTHING. ПОЧЕМУ ВЫ ВСЕ ТАК ГРОМКО КРИЧАТ??

By: philida

philida — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 09:33:13 -0800

*ka-laps*

By: pyramid termite

pyramid termite — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 09:34:25 -0800

By: languagehat

languagehat — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 09:37:06 -0800

SORRY, PLEASE DELETE ВЫ FROM MY LAST COMMENT, IT IS OUT OF PLACE.

By: S.C.

S.C. — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 09:47:21 -0800

I FUCKING LOVE THAT 'O RLY' OWL PICTURE PLS TO POST IN MORE THREADS KTHX

By: Superfrankenstein

Superfrankenstein — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 09:52:49 -0800

SUPERMAN IS A DICK.

By: philida

philida — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 09:54:25 -0800

I'M SORRY BUT I'M JUST THINKING OF THE RIGHT WORDS TO SAY I KNOW THEY DON'T SOUND THE WAY I PLANNED THEM TO BE BUT IF YOU WAIT AROUND A WHILE

By: quonsar

quonsar — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 09:58:28 -0800

By: S.C.

S.C. — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 10:04:28 -0800

GEORGE BUSH DOESN'T CARE ABOUT CAPS PEOPLE

By: pyramid termite

pyramid termite — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 10:06:38 -0800

GEORGE BUSH PWNS IRAK1111!!!!

By: mokey

mokey — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 10:12:57 -0800

JESUS! SINCE WHEN AHS CAPSLOCK DAY BEEN ABOUT TRYING TO MAKE PEOPLE PUKE? YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED YOU PEOPLE WHO POST VILE IMAGES LIKE THE DEAD MOSUES AND THE PERSON BANGING HIS FACE APART, AND THE CHUCK PALAHNIUK STORY. MAKES ME WANT TO PUKE. LOOK INSIDE YOURSELVES. CAPS LOCK DAY IS ABOUT SHARING AND LOVING AND GIVING, AND BEFRIENDING VAGRANTS. ITS NOT ABOUT REOVLTING IMAGES OF DEATH AND DISMEMBERMENT.

By: Pretty_Generic

Pretty_Generic — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 10:15:07 -0800

MOKEY HOW ELSE CAN WE ENSNARE THE VAGRANTS THEY ARE NOTORIOUSLY HARD TOO PLEASE

By: shmegegge

shmegegge — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 10:16:09 -0800

I AM SO GLAD IT'S CAPS LOCK DAY!!! THAT MEANS NOTHING IS TOO ANNOYING IN THE THREAD!!! WHEEEEE!

By: pyramid termite

pyramid termite — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 10:21:36 -0800

FRIED CHICKEN HEADS!! THEY'RE NOT JUST FOR BREAKFAST ANYMORE!!

By: krix

krix — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 10:29:09 -0800

OH WOW I SAW THIS THREAD LAST NIGHT BUT IT WAS STILL FRIDAY FOR ME SO I DIDN'T POST WHICH IS A LAME EXCUSE MOSTLY I WAS JUST SLEEPY BUT NOW I WISH I DID BUT THAT'S OK BECAUSE I'M POSTING NOW I'M SO GLAD I HAVE A MEFI ACCOUNT THIS YEAR SO I CAN BE PART OF CAPSLOCK DAY I THINK I WILL WEAR MY MEFI TSHIRT THAT MY BOYFRIEND BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I HELP HIM WITH YARDWORK THIS AFTERNOON YAY CAPSLOCK!

By: brownpau

brownpau — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 10:29:20 -0800

"I NEVER TOOK THE KOBAYASHI MARU TEST."

By: absalom

absalom — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 10:31:05 -0800

WHAT NO AK-BAR? LOL

By: eatitlive

eatitlive — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 10:42:31 -0800

OMG CAT RAVE

By: CynicalKnight

CynicalKnight — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 10:48:50 -0800

HEKINAH DEGUL!

By: chasing

chasing — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 10:49:11 -0800

ᎯᎰᏆᎵᏤᏙᏧᏨᏯᏦᏱᏋᏎᏏᏈᏝ!!!!!

By: gramschmidt

gramschmidt — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 10:52:18 -0800

HEAVENS, LOOK AT ALL OF THESE JOHNNY-COME-LATELY-ISTS. WHERE WERE YOU GUYS LAST NIGHT? HUH? WERE YOU AT THE LOCAL GRAND LODGE, PRACTICING JOHNNY-COME-LATELY-ISM? I SUSPECT YOU WERE.

By: kozad

kozad — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 10:55:51 -0800

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

By: absalom

absalom — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 10:59:46 -0800

SORRY SOME OF US HAVE LIVES AND GO OUT AND PARTY! I WENT TO BED AT 7 LAST NITE

By: mayfly wake

mayfly wake — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 11:00:34 -0800

FINALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT ABOUT ME!

By: gramschmidt

gramschmidt — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 11:05:20 -0800

AUCH, BITTE, CUSACK GETS AN AWARD FOR POSTING THE STUPIDEST GIF IN THE HISTORY OF METAFILTER. AUCH, JA, I'M GIVING MYSELF AN AWARD FOR THIS, THE GREATEST, MOST HYPERBOLIC AND SUPERLATIVE COMMENT IN THE HISTORY OF SLASHDOT. OH EM GEE DID YOU GUYS SEE THE NEW APPLE PRODUCT AND THE LAWSUIT ABOUT THE TECH COMPANY WITH THE NEW DEBIAN-BASED DISTRO? \/\/ 0 \/\/ .

By: the_bone

the_bone — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 11:08:11 -0800

OMFG IM SO GLAD IM NOT ON TEH DIAL-UP>

By: furiousthought

furiousthought — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 11:10:21 -0800

WHAT

By: tittergrrl

tittergrrl — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 11:14:30 -0800

GRAMSHIT: I WAS OUT GETGTING DRUNK WITH FRIENDZ AND SHIT AND HAVING SEX WITH YOUR MOM LOL AND I LEFT HER A TIP LOL LOL IT WAS AWESUM!! SO I COULDNT SELEBRATE UNTIL NOW LOL

By: slf

slf — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 11:18:08 -0800

METAFILTER GONE WILD?

By: gramschmidt

gramschmidt — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 11:19:59 -0800

SO *THAT'S* WHAT GOES ON AT THE LODGE! NOW I KNOW. AND KNOWING IS HALF THE G.I. JOE EPISODE.

By: Zack_Replica

Zack_Replica — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 11:23:03 -0800

DIAL UP WOULD BE BAD. UNLESS IT'S SO BAD IT'S GOOOOOD

By: redbeard

redbeard — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 11:29:40 -0800

MY GOD! WHEN DID MEFI BECOME FARK?!?!?!?!

By: geoff.

geoff. — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 11:35:19 -0800

CAPS LOCK DAY WAS FOUNDED ON THE BLOOD OF NATIVE AMERICANS!

By: Mikey-San

Mikey-San — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 11:36:45 -0800

IT'S NOT FARK BECAUSE WE KNOW WE'RE BEING STUPID

By: angry modem

angry modem — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 11:37:19 -0800

SINCE I RAPED YOUR WIFE

By: gramschmidt

gramschmidt — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 11:38:01 -0800

SINCE ANGRY MODEM RAPED YOUR... OH, HE'S ON IT.

By: tittergrrl

tittergrrl — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 11:39:41 -0800

OMG ABSALOM U TOTALLY GANKED MY FRIENDS AKBAR IMAGE IM TOTALLY LOOKING U UP AND HAXX0RING UR SITE I TOTALLY KNOW HTML AND JAVASCRIPT!!!!!!!

By: soiled cowboy

soiled cowboy — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 11:42:20 -0800

THIS THREAD HAS BEEN FLAGGED.

By: Zack_Replica

Zack_Replica — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 11:44:03 -0800

IT'S NOT FARK BECAUSE WE KNOW WE'RE BEING STUPID posted by Mikey-San at 11:36 AM PST on October 22 IG-ZAKLY. INTELLIGENT ~~DESIGN~~ STUPIDITY. IT'S THE NEW BLACK. OR CHROME, YOUR CHOICE.

By: Smedleyman

Smedleyman — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 11:48:36 -0800

Guys, I didn't get any of that, could you repeat it all?

By: Stynxno

Stynxno — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 11:52:15 -0800

By: kalimac

kalimac — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 11:56:07 -0800

FECK! ARSE! WHISKEY! *LUNGES* BREAST! GUSSET! BREAST! BBC COMEDY TAGLINES ARE THE BEST.

By: Zack_Replica

Zack_Replica — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 11:58:28 -0800

KITTY LIKES STYNXNO!!

By: freq

freq — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 12:03:12 -0800

YAY!!!!!!!!!1ONE!!1

By: maryh

maryh — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 12:16:07 -0800

THIS THREAD IS MAKING MY HEAD HURT. BUT IT'S A GOOD KIND OF HURT........OMG LOL ROTFLMFAO 1111111111111

By: Kloryne

Kloryne — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 12:21:09 -0800

Right now, I love you guys so freakin' much. Carry on...

By: Zack_Replica

Zack_Replica — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 12:21:36 -0800

LIEK DIS? HAR!

By: falconred

falconred — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 12:32:17 -0800

By: Decani

Decani — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 12:32:19 -0800

Caps lock day? Capital!

By: robocop is bleeding

robocop is bleeding — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 12:44:20 -0800

BANJO AND THE PORK MUCH HEEP LIKEM CAPS LOCK!

By: krix

krix — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 12:51:28 -0800

By: moift

moift — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 12:54:27 -0800

U GUYZ SURE DO LEECH A LOT OF IMAGES :HOPEUGOTFIVEBUX:: :CROWNBRAOON:

By: shmegegge

shmegegge — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 13:00:57 -0800

OH!!! OH MY GOD!!!

By: bering

bering — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 13:01:33 -0800

I IS LOVING IT SO MUCH. I KISS YOU!!!

By: shmegegge

shmegegge — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 13:01:33 -0800

IF YOU MOVE THE SCREEN UP AND DOWN REAL FAST IT LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE DANCING!

By: moift

moift — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 13:02:18 -0800

hello, everyone. are we having fun on this uneventful day? I went to this concert and now my ears are ringing. ANGER MOBEM U R GONA BE SO EMMBBARRASSEDD WEN U REALIZE WUT DIS THREAD IS MEBBE U SHULD RTFT N00BCAKE

By: euphorb

euphorb — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 13:11:46 -0800

PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR

By: bering

bering — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 13:19:49 -0800

By: chasing

chasing — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 13:25:52 -0800

FIRST POST!!!!!

By: chasing

chasing — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 13:26:13 -0800

Oh, wait. Someone beat me to it.

By: jokeefe

jokeefe — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 13:37:43 -0800

By: languagehat

languagehat — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 13:40:04 -0800

HNUY ILLA NYHA MAJAH YAHOO!

By: tsarfan

tsarfan — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 13:41:50 -0800

im so taking this to metatalk

By: Zack_Replica

Zack_Replica — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 13:46:35 -0800

By: tritisan

tritisan — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 13:46:37 -0800

IS IT POSSIBLE TO BE HUNG OVER BEFORE DRINKING? APPARENTLY SO.

By: phylum sinter

phylum sinter — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 14:00:46 -0800

IT WOULDN'T BE CAPSLOCK DAY [ALSO: HOLDSHIFT DAY AND BUSTED SHIFT DAY LIKE I'VE HAD LOLOLOL] WITHOUT JERKCITY!!!!

By: fillsthepews

fillsthepews — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 14:07:40 -0800

THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR THIS THREAD IT HAS BROUGHT SO MUCH JOY TO ME!

By: Edible Energy

Edible Energy — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 14:09:50 -0800

HAPPY CAPS LOCK DAY BITCHES!!!!!

By: Zack_Replica

Zack_Replica — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 14:14:11 -0800

400+ POSTS WINS THE COWBELL MERIT BADGE! YAY METAHFILTAH!

By: poweredbybeard

poweredbybeard — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 14:33:27 -0800

Hi. Uh... could you folks try and keep it down? We're trying to get some sleep over in the zombie thread. Thanks.

By: greasy_skillet

greasy_skillet — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 14:36:54 -0800

WE NEED MORE FUNNY PICTURES IN THIS THREAD1

By: moift

moift — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 14:37:27 -0800

[QUOTE="KRRRLSON"]AIMING FOR 1000 COMENTS.[/QUOTE] ~~BUMP~~

By: gramschmidt

gramschmidt — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 14:44:45 -0800

I HAVEN'T EATEN THIS THUMBTACK YET, BUT I'M CONSIDERING IT.

By: keswick

keswick — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 15:01:44 -0800

By: woj

woj — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 15:04:54 -0800

By: I Love Tacos

I Love Tacos — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 15:09:28 -0800

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DAVID HASSELHOFF-RELATED WEBSITE? WHAT IS YOUR FIRST CAPS-LOCK RELATED MEMORY? PLEASE DESCRIBE WHAT INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY MEANS TO YOU: DO YOU EXPECT THESE SUBMIT BUTTONS TO DO ANYTHING?

By: Scoo

Scoo — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 15:11:54 -0800

By: loquacious

loquacious — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 15:13:09 -0800

WHERE THE FUCK AM I

By: Scoo

Scoo — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 15:13:16 -0800

By: StrangerInAStrainedLand

StrangerInAStrainedLand — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 15:16:15 -0800

DIAMONDS UP, KANYE! i hate you all. RLY.

By: I Love Tacos

I Love Tacos — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 15:28:23 -0800

COME ON EVERYBODY DO THE HAMPSTER DANCE!!!!

By: maryh

maryh — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 15:40:09 -0800

By: jenovus

jenovus — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 15:42:35 -0800

JE VEUX SEULEMENT OUBLIER

By: jenovus

jenovus — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 15:46:13 -0800

OH WAIT SRY THAT WAS ***IN FRENCH*** I DID NOT MEAN TO MAKE ANYONE ANGRY OJ I MEAN ??OK?? ALSO TOO BAD I AM NOT ON MY COMPUTER OR WOULD TOTALLY POST FATMOUSE PIC LOL @ FATMOUSE!

By: tarantula

tarantula — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 15:48:56 -0800

ONE FINDS ONESELF VIRTUALLY DEPRIVED OF THE RUDIMENTARY ELEMENTS OF INTELLECTUAL APPRAISAL REQUIRED TO ASSIMILATE THE MAGNITUDE OF THIS EXTRAODINARY THREAD

By: mayfly wake

mayfly wake — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 15:52:26 -0800

THIS IS HOW YOU JUMP OUT OF THE AIRPLANE

By: skatz

skatz — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 15:54:58 -0800

METAFILTER: SUCK IT HATERS. < /bandwagon>

By: bering

bering — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 16:00:19 -0800

OMG THIS THREAD IS OUT OF CONTROL, GOOD THING I HAVE UB3R HAX0R SK1LLZ

By: quin

quin — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 16:10:13 -0800

OMG TEH CAPS?

By: jenovus

jenovus — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 16:12:43 -0800

HOW DO I SHOT WEB?

By: Superfrankenstein

Superfrankenstein — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 16:24:49 -0800

By: killdevil

killdevil — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 16:25:16 -0800

By: killdevil

killdevil — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 16:27:47 -0800

By: jenovus

jenovus — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 16:31:22 -0800

THERE IS NO CABAL

By: killdevil

killdevil — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 16:33:56 -0800

By: philida

philida — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 16:36:40 -0800

IT HAS BEEN A VERY GOOD DAY AM I BANNED YET?

By: pyramid termite

pyramid termite — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 16:38:21 -0800

By: moift

moift — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 16:52:51 -0800

AM I BANNED YET? YES

By: pyramid termite

pyramid termite — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 16:58:42 -0800

OMG!! THEY KILLED BRITNEY!! BASTARDS!!

By: crunchywelch

crunchywelch — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 17:09:18 -0800

THIS THREAD SUCKS ON MY TREO. AND I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK. :(

By: eriko

eriko — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 17:52:49 -0800

THERE WAS NO CABAL.

By: DyRE

DyRE — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 18:18:44 -0800

REINFORCEMENTS HAVE ARRIVED. THANKS AUTHORS YEAH SO RLY TAX EXEMPT TIN STATE OF ALIFORN...DOTDOTDOTLOVE

By: DyRE

DyRE — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 18:19:40 -0800

DOUBLE!

By: loquacious

loquacious — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 18:20:34 -0800

I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK AND I MUST SCREAM

By: arto

arto — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 18:40:39 -0800

THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT PICTS~!!!!

By: loquacious

loquacious — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 18:44:38 -0800

By: numlok

numlok — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 19:02:56 -0800

By: eriko

eriko — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 19:06:46 -0800

ARTO TOALLTY PWND HIMSLEF!!!11!1! LOL!

By: philida

philida — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 19:26:39 -0800

APPEARS NOT MOIFT NOW PLEASE HELP ME HELP US HELP HIM JONMC IS NOT AL WELL MAN HE HAS STONES BUT THE KIND FIGHTING THEIR WAY OUT HIS PEEHOLE PLEASE JONNY BOY THE PIPES THE PIPES LET THE NICE GAY MEN HELP YOU AND YES I STILL GET THE LAPTOP PLEASE MAN DO IT FOR JONNY DO IT FOR JONNY AND THAT POOR WOMAN HE HAS TRAPPED INTO BEING HIS PIPS FOR THE LOVE OF BIRTHDAYS AND ANNIVERSARIES AND KITTENS AND PUPPIES AND METAMEETUPS JON JUST SAY YES MAN SAY YES JON EVERYONE: QUEER EYE FOR THE MCFLY! QUEER EYE FOR THE MIC FLY! QUEER EYE FOR THE MEFITE WE WANT TO SEE LIVE TO SEE ANOTHER PASTRAMI SANDWICH OR NOT

By: analogue

analogue — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 19:28:40 -0800

all your caps are belong to us?

By: pyramid termite

pyramid termite — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 19:38:46 -0800

THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPED OVER THE LAZY DOG!!!!

By: blahblahblah

blahblahblah — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 19:43:07 -0800

LAST POST!!! (If you make this post a lie I will hunt you down and destroy you. My rage will know no bounds.)

By: pyramid termite

pyramid termite — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 19:48:52 -0800

BRING IT ON, DUDE!!

By: moift

moift — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 19:49:44 -0800

BUTTS LOL

By: moift

moift — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 19:57:05 -0800

PHILIDA: THE GREEKS AND THE JEWS AND THE ARABS AND THE DEVIL KNOWS WHO ELSE FROM ALL THE ENDS OF EUROPE AND DUKE STREET AND THE FOWL MARKET ALL CLUCKING OUTSIDE LARBY SHARANS AND THE POOR DONKEYS SLIPPING HALF ASLEEP AND THE VAGUE FELLOWS IN THE CLOAKS ASLEEP IN THE SHADE ON THE STEPS AND THE BIG WHEELS OF THE CARTS OF THE BULLS AND THE OLD CASTLE THOUSANDS OF YEARS OLD YES AND THOSE HANDSOME MOORS ALL IN WHITE AND TURBANS LIKE KINGS ASKING YOU TO SIT DOWN IN THEIR LITTLE BIT OF A SHOP AND RONDA WITH THE OLD WINDOWS OF THE POSADAS GLANCING EYES A LATTICE HID FOR HER LOVER TO KISS THE IRON AND THE WINESHOPS HALF OPEN AT NIGHT AND THE CASTANETS AND THE NIGHT WE MISSED THE BOAT AT ALGECIRAS THE WATCHMAN GOING ABOUT SERENE WITH HIS LAMP AND O THAT AWFUL DEEPDOWN TORRENT O AND THE SEA THE SEA CRIMSON SOMETIMES LIKE FIRE AND THE GLORIOUS SUNSETS AND THE FIGTREES IN THE ALAMEDA GARDENS YES AND ALL THE QUEER LITTLE STREETS AND PINK AND BLUE AND YELLOW HOUSES AND THE ROSEGARDENS AND THE JESSAMINE AND GERANIUMS AND CACTUSES AND GIBRALTAR AS A GIRL WHERE I WAS A FLOWER OF THE MOUNTAIN YES WHEN I PUT THE ROSE IN MY HAIR LIKE THE ANDALUSIAN GIRLS USED OR SHALL I WEAR A RED YES AND HOW HE KISSED ME UNDER THE MOORISH WALL AND I THOUGHT WELL AS WELL HIM AS ANOTHER AND THEN I ASKED HIM WITH MY EYES TO ASK AGAIN YES AND THEN HE ASKED ME WOULD I YES TO SAY YES MY MOUNTAIN FLOWER AND FIRST I PUT MY ARMS AROUND HIM YES AND DREW HIM DOWN JO ME SO HE COULD FEEL MY BREASTS ALL PERFUME YES AND HIS HEART WAS GOING LIKE MAD AND YES I SAID YES I WILL YES.

By: veronitron

veronitron — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 20:35:50 -0800

VAN NUYS IS VERY NICE.

By: numlok

numlok — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 20:43:48 -0800

By: Dean Keaton

Dean Keaton — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 20:50:25 -0800

By: pyramid termite

pyramid termite — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 21:01:00 -0800

Ahem. It is now October 23rd, 2005, and it's my unfortunate duty to tell you that International Caps Lock Day is over. From this post on, only well-written text in the appropriately capitalized forms will be acceptable, and ridiculous in-line images are certainly forbidden. It has been an amusing day, but I'm afraid that another 364 days of proper English and boring regular format are ahead of us, and there's nothing we can do except what is expected of us, and discuss the important issues of the day in a calm and rational manner. Speaking of which, it is my understanding that the President's a moron, we're all running out of gasoline, and the Earth itself has been recently discovered by scientists to be squarely placed in a huge handbasket enroute to a rather hot place. Any information the intelligent and well-spoken denizens of MetaFilter have on this matter, would be appreciated. There's another more mundane matter that has been puzzling me; why do hot dogs come in packages of ten, yet hot dog buns come in packages of eight? Is this an accident or merely a capitalist ruse to force the American people to consume more hot dogs (or hot dog buns) than they really need to? Why has neither political party in our great country addressed this serious issue that affects all Americans, except the weenies who eat tofu and all-natural trail wheat bread? The silence has been deafening. Has our mass media been paid off by the hot dog and hot dog bun manufacturers to keep quiet? I demand an answer.

By: Dean Keaton

Dean Keaton — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 21:02:45 -0800

By: gramschmidt

gramschmidt — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 21:03:34 -0800

MERCY, DEAN. I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE THROWING DOWN THE GAUNTLET.

By: gramschmidt

gramschmidt — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 21:04:34 -0800

By: numlok

numlok — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 21:07:59 -0800

HA HA! U PEEPS IN REST OF WERLD R TEH FUNNAY!!! WE HAVE MORE HOWERS OF CAPS LOCK RADICALISTICISM!!! USA! USA! USA! USA!

By: numlok

numlok — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 21:11:36 -0800

By: numlok

numlok — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 21:13:22 -0800

HA!!! HA!!! I THINK THEY R BROWSING ON METAFILTER!!!!

By: DyRE

DyRE — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 21:14:25 -0800

TIME SONE SUC IT ITS ONLY 9:13 PM SATURDAY NIGHT WHAT BETTER TO DO THAN CAPS LOCK

By: numlok

numlok — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 21:15:55 -0800

HAY!! DONT B HATE1N!!!! I AM ON TEH METAFILTER TOO!!!

By: The Great Big Mulp

The Great Big Mulp — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 21:26:35 -0800

I FEEL ODDLY COMPELLED TO COMMENT. WAIT ... wait ... I can stop shouting now ... *whew*

By: numlok

numlok — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 21:28:15 -0800

THATZ ALL FRUM ME> I HAVE TO CHECK THE NITROUS ON MY COROLLA!!!! WORD!!! KEEP CAP LOCKN AND POPN ALL U WEST COAST PLAYAHS!!!!!

By: Bueller

Bueller — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 22:10:33 -0800

MY BRAIN HURTS.

By: furtive

furtive — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 23:09:09 -0800

NEVAR 4GET!!!

By: moift

moift — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 23:28:15 -0800

NICK DOULGAS YOU ARE THE BILLY BUSH OF THE BLOGOSPHERE

By: LimePi

LimePi — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 23:40:55 -0800

PEAK CAPS LOCK (THIS MEANS THAT MORE THAN HALF OF THE WORLD'S CAPS LOCK SUPPLIES IS NO LONGER AVAILABLE MEANING THAT DEMAND WILL ALWAYS OUTSTRIP SUPPLY AND THEREFORE CAPSLOCKING IN GLOVED FIST WILL JEWS DID WTC LOL)

By: gramschmidt

gramschmidt — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 23:54:45 -0800

I LIVE ON A COAST.

By: gramschmidt

gramschmidt — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 23:55:12 -0800

ONE OF THE LARGER COASTS OF THE UNITED STATES.

By: gramschmidt

gramschmidt — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 23:55:33 -0800

IT'S NOT THE EAST ONE.

By: gramschmidt

gramschmidt — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 23:55:50 -0800

THE OTHER ONE.

By: gramschmidt

gramschmidt — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 23:56:37 -0800

ACCORDING TO BILL GATES'S OS, I HAVE FOUR MINUTES OF CARPS LAORCK DAY LEFT.

By: gramschmidt

gramschmidt — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 23:57:26 -0800

IT WILL THEN BE UP TO HAWAIIAN METAFILTER USERS TO MAINTAIN THE CAPS LOCK DAY ETHOS.

By: gramschmidt

gramschmidt — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 23:57:57 -0800

I'M NOT ENTIRELY CERTAIN THEY'RE UP TO IT. THUS...

By: gramschmidt

gramschmidt — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 23:59:29 -0800

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MUSTER MARK.

By: loquacious

loquacious — Sun, 23 Oct 2005 00:28:34 -0800

CAPS LOCK DAY PACK SAC OLDY SACK PLAY DOC LADS PAY COCK A SAD COCK PLY ADS LACK COPY SLACK AD COPY CLAD AS POCKY SKYCLAD CAPO SOCK CAP LADY LACK PAD COSY

By: wakko

wakko — Sun, 23 Oct 2005 00:57:18 -0800

COSBY

By: Dreamghost

Dreamghost — Sun, 23 Oct 2005 02:15:02 -0800

ROR THIS WAS THE BEST INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY EVAR... THERE XMAS LIGHTS WERE WHITE & BLUE!!! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS... DENKE, MATH + OWIE

By: [expletive deleted]

[expletive deleted] — Sun, 23 Oct 2005 03:03:20 -0800

I TYPED THIS BY HOLDING DOWN SHIFT<

By: Sparx

Sparx — Sun, 23 Oct 2005 03:04:04 -0800

at teh mention of teh metafilter cabal, teh thread has been OFFICIALLY SHUT THE FUCK DOWN. Please do not enter any other cabal, CABAL, or Cabal related anecdotes. -Cheers Not the MANAGEment

By: pyramid termite

pyramid termite — Sun, 23 Oct 2005 03:58:35 -0800

i had a dream i was the only clothed person in a roomful of naked people ... boy, was i embarrassed

By: moonbird

moonbird — Sun, 23 Oct 2005 08:42:13 -0800

COMEDY IS TIMING.

By: poweredbybeard

poweredbybeard — Sun, 23 Oct 2005 09:27:58 -0800

"SKYCLAD CAPO" MADE IT ALL WORTH IT. ALSO, IT IS MY DUTY TO INFORM YOU COLLECTED BITCHES THAT I MAY POSSIBLY BE, IN FACT, RICK JAMES.

By: tsarfan

tsarfan — Sun, 23 Oct 2005 10:19:08 -0800

AW CRAP I THOUGHT 500 WOULD BE A SURE THING/ ... WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR

By: Jofus

Jofus — Sun, 23 Oct 2005 10:32:41 -0800

WHAT?

By: furtive

furtive — Sun, 23 Oct 2005 11:10:34 -0800

Phew, caps lock day was awesome. I think we really showed the world how important that pinky key can be. Good job folks, see you all next year.

By: dgaicun

dgaicun — Sun, 23 Oct 2005 11:49:30 -0800

68T476U HAVE TEH PURDY MOUTHHUK7996 DEATH 2 LODETYME!!!1!

By: loquacious

loquacious — Sun, 23 Oct 2005 12:07:40 -0800

EVERY DAY IS CAPS LOCK DAY I TOLD U I WUZ HARDCORE

By: Busithoth

Busithoth — Sun, 23 Oct 2005 13:42:05 -0800

CAPS LOK 4 LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: rmannion

rmannion — Sun, 23 Oct 2005 18:55:28 -0800

[THIS IS GOOD]

By: moift

moift — Sun, 23 Oct 2005 20:11:25 -0800

CAPS LOCK DAY WAS A FAILURE THE 9/11 THREAD WAS LONGER AND HAD FUNNIER PICTURES

By: chasing

chasing — Mon, 24 Oct 2005 06:53:13 -0800

THIS WAS MY FAVORITE THREAD BACK BEFORE IT WAS COOL.

By: pyramid termite

pyramid termite — Mon, 24 Oct 2005 08:46:10 -0800

500 OR DIE!!!

By: dgaicun

dgaicun — Mon, 24 Oct 2005 10:14:39 -0800

By: dgaicun

dgaicun — Mon, 24 Oct 2005 10:19:42 -0800

OMGGGGGGGGGGGG

By: davros42

davros42 — Mon, 24 Oct 2005 17:54:51 -0800

OMG I"M SO MAD I MISSED THIS TWO DAYS AGO!!!111!!!!!!1111

By: ParisParamus

ParisParamus — Mon, 24 Oct 2005 19:41:58 -0800

I disabled the caps lock on my Powerbook. That's why I prefer Macs....

By: pyramid termite

pyramid termite — Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:47:53 -0800

WHOO HOOO!!! 500ST POST!!!

By: dgaicun

dgaicun — Mon, 24 Oct 2005 22:16:40 -0800

HAPPY NEW 501!!! OOOMMMGGG! TAHTS TOTA-LOL-Y NSFW!!!

By: dgaicun

dgaicun — Tue, 25 Oct 2005 10:07:32 -0800

SUPER INNUEND-LOL!! 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 502 3X48!!!!

By: goodnewsfortheinsane

goodnewsfortheinsane — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 10:47:29 -0800

OMG I JUST CLICKED HERE BY ACCIDENT FROM THE $5DOLLARN00B ANNIVERSARY THREAD BY MISTAKE AND I CAN'T BELIEVE PEOPLE STOPPED POSTING LIKE WEEKS AGO WHEN IT'S STILL OPEN!!!!111!ELEVENTYONE!!! N0V3MB3R 17 N3V4R F0RG3T!!!

By: Optimus Chyme

Optimus Chyme — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 14:37:12 -0800

GROUND FLOOR