Comments on: Darth Vader AND Butter

Darth Vader AND Butter

beezy — Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:30:05 -0800

Darth Vader Butter Sculpture. This was featured at the Tulsa State Fair, as one their annual butter scultpures. We've got Darth on our minds, right up there with the ultimate father figure while still making the usual dorky fan art (balloons, balloon masks).

By: fenriq

fenriq — Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:33:08 -0800

That's just wrong, Darth Vader in light colors makes him look like he could be a misunderstood good guy when we all know he dressed in all black because he's evil. But I do like the evilness of a butter Darth Vader, he'll force clogs into your arteries! If you only knew the supremely buttery flavor of the Dark Side!

By: Faint of Butt

Faint of Butt — Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:35:41 -0800

HURF DURF BUTTER VADER

By: jenovus

jenovus — Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:45:15 -0800

I AM YOUR LARDER

By: ArsncHeart

ArsncHeart — Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:50:27 -0800

I've always wondered, why butter? The butter cows, butter Darth Vader...I cringe when I pay $3.50 for four sticks. (I'm sure there's a little plaque with the Land O'Lakes logo on it somewhere, but still...) How long do these sculptures keep? What do they do with them afterward? Big grilled cheese party?

By: scody

scody — Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:50:56 -0800

I Can't Believe It's Not Vader.

By: R. Mutt

R. Mutt — Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:57:08 -0800

I don't see the connection between Vader and a zillion pounds of butter. If it were a massive sculpture of Barbra Streisand ... well THATS buttah.

By: SirOmega

SirOmega — Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:57:41 -0800

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

By: adamms222

adamms222 — Tue, 25 Oct 2005 14:00:28 -0800

Vader's sabre looks a little... flaccid.

By: Robot Johnny

Robot Johnny — Tue, 25 Oct 2005 14:03:23 -0800

With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring butter to the galaxy!!

By: unreason

unreason — Tue, 25 Oct 2005 14:04:18 -0800

Vader's sabre looks a little... flaccid. Yeah? Well, his lightsaber could cut through your arm like a hot knife through....oh.

By: KevinSkomsvold

KevinSkomsvold — Tue, 25 Oct 2005 14:08:02 -0800

Darth Vader's junk is missing. Why I noticed this, disturbs me to no end.

By: bitpart

bitpart — Tue, 25 Oct 2005 14:21:36 -0800

The pictures on that page are timing out. I think these might be the same.

By: Peter H

Peter H — Tue, 25 Oct 2005 14:29:52 -0800

(clicks photos) mmmm pancakes

By: emelenjr

emelenjr — Tue, 25 Oct 2005 14:45:11 -0800

I can't believe no one has said Lard Vader yet. Oh, and: Butterface.

By: elderling

elderling — Tue, 25 Oct 2005 14:54:06 -0800

Scody wins.

By: weapons-grade pandemonium

weapons-grade pandemonium — Tue, 25 Oct 2005 15:04:39 -0800

Why do I sense we've picked up another pathetic life form? This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them.

By: gurple

gurple — Tue, 25 Oct 2005 15:48:48 -0800

MetaFilter: featured at the Tulsa State Fair, as one their annual butter scultpures

By: evilelvis

evilelvis — Tue, 25 Oct 2005 16:48:37 -0800

It may be because I'm drunk but I'm gonna take the lone stick of butter from my fridge and carve Boba Fett. I bet I can still fit into my Star Wars underoos baby. Time to sculpt half nekkid!

By: longsleeves

longsleeves — Tue, 25 Oct 2005 17:02:33 -0800

More butter than you can possibly imagine. I don't know, I can imagine quite a lot!

By: biffa

biffa — Wed, 26 Oct 2005 01:39:46 -0800

Aren't you a little short for a lightsaber?

By: interrobang

interrobang — Wed, 26 Oct 2005 18:46:54 -0800

"HURF DURF BUTTER VADER" is one of the funniest things I've ever read, and I really wish I could explain it to my friends.