Gentlemen's club

October 30, 2005 1:57 AM

Euro Club International takes pimping to the next levelToday I got an email from an organization called Euro Club International. They wanted to “fulfil my fantasies with more than 50 of the hottest girls from around the world, discreetly and affordably”.
posted by mediacurse (32 comments total)

This post takes pimping to the next level
posted by dodgygeezer at 2:13 AM on October 30, 2005

Waitwaitwait... a brothel sends out rather ordinary spam, an "entertainment" website writes a splendid... review? ... recommendation? ... endorsement?

And now you post a one-link FPP to this? Are you serious?
posted by uncle harold at 2:18 AM on October 30, 2005

this is just as good as /dev/null, except /dev/null comes with cookies.
posted by psychomedia at 2:20 AM on October 30, 2005

There's a brothel out there? That's kind of difficult to believe.
posted by Wolof at 2:20 AM on October 30, 2005

> review? ... recommendation? ... endorsement?

None of the above. The post might have been worth making if any of those were involved, but all I read was a while lot of whining about how he couldn't afford the fees.

I've never been to a bordello (or even to a hooker), but every time I'm in Amsterdam, I fantasize about visiting this one.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 2:21 AM on October 30, 2005

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posted by loquacious at 2:25 AM on October 30, 2005

The guy lists his name in his profile as Roberto Fuzzy and he seems to have written an article for the same site. Tut tut.

Is it also a little suspicious he's only been here a week? I dunno, but this craptacular post seems fishy to me.
posted by dodgygeezer at 2:31 AM on October 30, 2005

PeterMcDermott: Well, since I'm probably geographically closest to said establishment, I might accept Mefi sponsorship for a thorough in-depth review, and take the short drive there for the greater good of the community and this thread.

*cough*
posted by uncle harold at 2:32 AM on October 30, 2005

MetaTalk
posted by loquacious at 2:44 AM on October 30, 2005

Yeah, I have to say I'm shocked that someone even bothers to click on the pornospam links anymore.

However, I find the idea of this place intriguing yet disgusting. Don't forget, all the photos are sans-men. Just wait until there's a bunch of sweaty, hairy men pawing the ladies, and suddenly the place won't seem nearly so exotic.
posted by Deathalicious at 3:00 AM on October 30, 2005

Here's a tip: "Gentleman" don't go to "clubs" to purchase sex.

I'm all for libertarian-esque arrangements of just about anything between consenting parties - even if it includes the exchange of tangible goods, numismatic or otherwise - for services, but call a spade a fucking shovel already.
posted by loquacious at 3:00 AM on October 30, 2005

When we say "where everything is possible", it's not a clever marketing slogan.
- Want a High Stakes Poker Game?
- Want to rent a Harley Davidson?
- Want to get there via private jet?
- Want to take a tour of the Rhine?

Man, they can do *anything*!
posted by Deathalicious at 3:01 AM on October 30, 2005

Siim Einfeldt: "I'd like to get your opinion about my online magazine The Cheers"
posted by dodgygeezer at 3:25 AM on October 30, 2005

Here's a tip: "Gentleman" don't go to "clubs" to purchase sex.

Yeah, we pay for them to come to us.
posted by chrismear at 3:27 AM on October 30, 2005

Wow. Is this today's Luck Dragon post? Cuz I missed out on the last one.
posted by maryh at 3:36 AM on October 30, 2005

Link whore
posted by Reverend Mykeru at 3:46 AM on October 30, 2005

Hi again and yes, it looks like I have broken the rules. Sorry about that. It's like reading the contracts - you never do. This is my own site and I didn't notice that posting link to my own site isn't allowed. Posting a link while being drunk should be forbidden by some sort of chip in the brain lol. So if anyone has the admin rights, you are welcome to remove this post.

But when talking about the article itself, then after reading it again, I must agree that it's quite shit. However, I think the topic is good (even though I didn't manage to write good enough story of it). Aren't bordellos illegal in Germany? That's the main question and this one seems to be huuge and with high goals.

Just to show where I'm coming from, this is the email I got from them - "Dear Siim,

Trust this email finds you well.

We have been referred by one of your fellow friends to introduce Euro Club International
to you for your consideration.

Imagine a Palace tucked away in the heart of Frankfurt, Germany, where at anytime you may
find 30-80 of the most beautiful women from across the globe, waiting to serve your every
want and desire.

Mr. Einfeldt, while most men will only fantasize about the possibilities, Euro Club
members from around the world are living out this dream every day. The Club is especially
popular amongst Asians and Canadians. We provide our members with the finest fantasy
getaway money can buy. Our specialty is the way we protect your privacy; not only will no
one know you are enjoying our delights, they will not even know you are out of the
country unless you want them to. The perfect solution for executives or otherwise
monogamous men who must have the utmost discretion.

In fact, the Club was featured on Singapore Press Holdings’ Sunday Times on 11 September
2005 which drew hundreds to the Club. We will be delighted to furnish you a copy of the
article.

Euro Club International, Inc. brings your fantasies to life, everything is possible!

We look forward to be of service to you.

Nina
"

And just to confirm...this article wasn't written to promote this club (definitely not), neither to whine about the cost of it. I just liked the topic.
posted by mediacurse at 3:50 AM on October 30, 2005

hey, so i thought about reposting that horse sodomy video from last night due to this thread's imminent deletion, but then i thought "why not just post a lame comment?"

so here you go.
posted by Hat Maui at 3:54 AM on October 30, 2005

Alas, pimping languishes on the same level it did prior to both this post and the email that prompted it :*(
posted by fire&wings at 4:02 AM on October 30, 2005

See that? That's the circle of life. In a perfect, balanced world the thread would end right here and now. This comment of mine that you're reading now would be deleted, leaving the alpha and omega comments to tie it all together in a nice tidy package.

And there would be harmony and balance returned to the cosmos. Dogs frottaging cats, ferrets frolicking rats. Humans traipsing gaily through green meadows with... !

Well shit, there goes that theory. Carry on. Here, have some nuclear hand grenades, Humanity. It'll help things along.
posted by loquacious at 4:07 AM on October 30, 2005

oo. i get a comment in. awesome.
posted by Stynxno at 4:14 AM on October 30, 2005

No, we don't pay them to come to us. We pay 'em to leave!
posted by alumshubby at 4:16 AM on October 30, 2005

Not so much the best of the web. The linked article is badly written and doesn't even touch on any of the political or gender issues involved. Some straight guy wants to have a bunch of love slaves but can't afford it. Wow, there's something new and different.
posted by Hildegarde at 4:26 AM on October 30, 2005

Look, officer, I'm sorry I was driving on the wrong side of the road. I'm new to town and hadn't yet read the local road rules. Plus I was drunk. But really, I think this opens up a wonderful discussion about the merits of driving versus walking, don't you?
posted by chasing at 4:33 AM on October 30, 2005

And since you asked for opinion of The Cheers:

It sucks.

A bunch of childish articles that wouldn't even cut it in a student magazine...

The one exception is Susan Levine, who has a kind of erotic cachet because she reminds me a little of Tracy Flick.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 4:35 AM on October 30, 2005

Well, I don't see an alternative - AFTER you have hit the tree due to drunk driving, you have no other choice than just go on and be smarter next time. Right? Lesson learned. The hard way, unfortunately. Cheers
posted by mediacurse at 4:39 AM on October 30, 2005

Aren't bordellos illegal in Germany?

No. Prostitutes now even get social security (health care, insurances...).

But I see you found a good reason to even post the whole original spam again on the blue. How much do you get paid?
posted by uncle harold at 4:49 AM on October 30, 2005

did you notice that no url was in the "original spam" (so no more clicks to that page...)? And sorry, didn't get paid as it wasn't ment as advertising, definitely not, if I would promote something like THAT, it rather be my own palace... ;)
posted by mediacurse at 4:55 AM on October 30, 2005

Fuck you, you stupid piece of shit. I'm fucking tired of you assholes posting shit links to get a few more hits to your stupid fucking websites for a few fucking pennies. Is your life so empty and meaningless, and your contribution to society so useless that you have to fool people into reading what you write?
posted by Optimus Chyme at 5:10 AM on October 30, 2005

Optimus Chyme, this is for you:


posted by Evstar at 5:35 AM on October 30, 2005

You know who also posted worthless self-links? HITLER.
posted by mr.marx at 5:40 AM on October 30, 2005

George W. Bush is a worthless self-link. Is this the crowd you want to be running with? Nooooo. No more worthless self-links!
posted by Hildegarde at 5:42 AM on October 30, 2005