Feeling a bit gay today?
November 1, 2005 11:39 AM Subscribe
Feeling a bit gay today? Don't worry, Hetracil can help.
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I'm vaguely assuming this is satire. Surely, if there were 50M+ people on this drug world-wide, it would have a bigger Google and/or Wikipedia presence...?
posted by SharQ at 11:44 AM on November 1, 2005
posted by SharQ at 11:44 AM on November 1, 2005
We need Duplicil®
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 11:45 AM on November 1, 2005
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 11:45 AM on November 1, 2005
I'm vaguely assuming this is satire.
If that's only a vague assumption, you need to up your dose of MeFi.
posted by 327.ca at 11:46 AM on November 1, 2005
If that's only a vague assumption, you need to up your dose of MeFi.
posted by 327.ca at 11:46 AM on November 1, 2005
Let's see if we can get this thread up to 200 comments like the L train one. I'm that bored.
posted by spicynuts at 11:49 AM on November 1, 2005
posted by spicynuts at 11:49 AM on November 1, 2005
Duplicil. I like that.
The herbal version (which doesn't really work) is Doppelbane.
posted by gohlkus at 11:49 AM on November 1, 2005
The herbal version (which doesn't really work) is Doppelbane.
posted by gohlkus at 11:49 AM on November 1, 2005
I saw a shooting star last night, over the Mall. Nobody else saw it and they didn't believe me when I told them.
posted by Pollomacho at 11:52 AM on November 1, 2005
posted by Pollomacho at 11:52 AM on November 1, 2005
I've heard that longtime, old-school smokers pronounce "Pall Mall" as "Pell Mell". What's up with that?
posted by 327.ca at 11:54 AM on November 1, 2005
posted by 327.ca at 11:54 AM on November 1, 2005
I was in the drug store buying Twiceine®, and a guy came in and ordered exactly the same thing. Are the planets aligned, or what?
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 11:57 AM on November 1, 2005
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 11:57 AM on November 1, 2005
i'm running for parliament on a lark, hoping for a lucky strike.
posted by quonsar at 11:58 AM on November 1, 2005
posted by quonsar at 11:58 AM on November 1, 2005
The problem is someone keeps switching the Republican's meds for Homocil and much hilarity ensues.
Could be worse though, they could be getting Canicil and ending up like this guy.
posted by fenriq at 12:02 PM on November 1, 2005
Could be worse though, they could be getting Canicil and ending up like this guy.
posted by fenriq at 12:02 PM on November 1, 2005
It could be worse if much Hillary ensues.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 12:05 PM on November 1, 2005
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 12:05 PM on November 1, 2005
Brilliant!
"Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway."
posted by lagavulin at 12:06 PM on November 1, 2005
"Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway."
posted by lagavulin at 12:06 PM on November 1, 2005
Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?
posted by Pollomacho at 12:07 PM on November 1, 2005
posted by Pollomacho at 12:07 PM on November 1, 2005
Could be worse though, they could be getting Canicil and ending up like this guy.
You know what they make Canacil® from, right?
posted by 327.ca at 12:15 PM on November 1, 2005
You know what they make Canacil® from, right?
posted by 327.ca at 12:15 PM on November 1, 2005
Where was this post yesterday, when I really could've used it?
posted by gigawhat? at 12:16 PM on November 1, 2005
posted by gigawhat? at 12:16 PM on November 1, 2005
Old friends, old friends,
Sat on their parkbench like bookends
A newspaper blown through the grass
Falls on the round toes
of the high shoes of the old friends
posted by 327.ca at 12:22 PM on November 1, 2005
POST IT AGAIN!
posted by klangklangston at 12:25 PM on November 1, 2005
posted by klangklangston at 12:25 PM on November 1, 2005
Ah. Now that we know what Hetracil® does, it explains why there are no gay Jem'Hadar®.
posted by Ethereal Bligh at 12:25 PM on November 1, 2005
posted by Ethereal Bligh at 12:25 PM on November 1, 2005
Ask your Dominion physician what Hetracil® can do for you. Hetracil® White is a registered trademark of The Founders inc.
posted by Ethereal Bligh at 12:29 PM on November 1, 2005
posted by Ethereal Bligh at 12:29 PM on November 1, 2005
I saw it, Pollomacho! I saw it, too--huge, fiery, blue thing. Can't say for sure what time, probably between 7 and 9 or so?
posted by MrMoonPie at 12:31 PM on November 1, 2005
posted by MrMoonPie at 12:31 PM on November 1, 2005
Ask your Dominion physician what Hetracil® can do for you. Hetracil® White is a registered trademark of The Founders inc.
Ask not what Hetracil® can do for you...
posted by 327.ca at 12:32 PM on November 1, 2005
Ask not what Hetracil® can do for you...
posted by 327.ca at 12:32 PM on November 1, 2005
...they could be getting Canicil...
I wonder if those poor fictional prostitutes' of Scooter could use some Ursicil?
posted by PurplePorpoise at 12:35 PM on November 1, 2005
I wonder if those poor fictional prostitutes' of Scooter could use some Ursicil?
posted by PurplePorpoise at 12:35 PM on November 1, 2005
We need Duplicil®
No we need Singlacil®. Everybody here already takes Duplicil® and Newsacil®.
posted by srboisvert at 12:48 PM on November 1, 2005
No we need Singlacil®. Everybody here already takes Duplicil® and Newsacil®.
posted by srboisvert at 12:48 PM on November 1, 2005
Mom! This thread is touching me! MOM!
posted by Smedleyman at 12:56 PM on November 1, 2005
posted by Smedleyman at 12:56 PM on November 1, 2005
weapons... you just made my head all asplode.
posted by AspectRatio at 1:11 PM on November 1, 2005
posted by AspectRatio at 1:11 PM on November 1, 2005
I was just thinking the other day, "Nobody says 'asplode' anymore."
posted by MrZero at 1:20 PM on November 1, 2005
posted by MrZero at 1:20 PM on November 1, 2005
Link via metafilter! It's not deja vu!
posted by Hildegarde at 1:26 PM on November 1, 2005
posted by Hildegarde at 1:26 PM on November 1, 2005
Hold on, what's with the tags? This isn't gay bashing. This is performance art.
posted by Hildegarde at 1:27 PM on November 1, 2005
posted by Hildegarde at 1:27 PM on November 1, 2005
I saw it, Pollomacho! I saw it, too--huge, fiery, blue thing. Can't say for sure what time, probably between 7 and 9 or so?
Yes, YES!!! I swear by god that I saw a big shooting star over the Mall. It was low and bright and broke up leaving a long con-trail that lasted for a full second or two!
I was not drinking.
posted by Pollomacho at 1:39 PM on November 1, 2005
Yes, YES!!! I swear by god that I saw a big shooting star over the Mall. It was low and bright and broke up leaving a long con-trail that lasted for a full second or two!
I was not drinking.
posted by Pollomacho at 1:39 PM on November 1, 2005
Where the hell is Matt? Or is this some sort of experiment? "Let's see how many double posts, dumb links, and general shitfests the place can take before it implodes." End the experiment, now! The engines can't take much more!
posted by languagehat at 1:42 PM on November 1, 2005
posted by languagehat at 1:42 PM on November 1, 2005
Just to say hello and thanks for the help with my education!
posted by shadystone at 1:58 PM on November 1, 2005
posted by shadystone at 1:58 PM on November 1, 2005
Where the hell is Matt? Or is this some sort of experiment? "Let's see how many double posts, dumb links, and general shitfests the place can take before it implodes." End the experiment, now! The engines can't take much more!
Eh? Can you please repeat that?
posted by 327.ca at 2:05 PM on November 1, 2005
Eh? Can you please repeat that?
posted by 327.ca at 2:05 PM on November 1, 2005
"Eh? Can you please repeat that?"
posted by 327.ca at 2:05 PM PST on November 1 [!]
Let me ax you something...did you expect him to say 'asplode'?
posted by Smedleyman at 2:14 PM on November 1, 2005
posted by 327.ca at 2:05 PM PST on November 1 [!]
Let me ax you something...did you expect him to say 'asplode'?
posted by Smedleyman at 2:14 PM on November 1, 2005
"Let's see how many double posts, dumb links, and general shitfests the place can take before it implodes."
surely you meant asplodes!
posted by quonsar at 3:18 PM on November 1, 2005
surely you meant asplodes!
posted by quonsar at 3:18 PM on November 1, 2005
...and I clicked the link, thinking I'd seen this before somewhere. That's when Jerry Falwell and Rush Limbaugh suddenly appeared on my screen, making mad love and rubbing turkey gravy all over each other's bodies. "Certainly this can't be fake?" I asked myself. They must have heard me, for they ceased their frenzy and turned in harmony towards the screen where I watched. That's when I noticed their eyes had been gouged out....
(to be continued)
posted by malaprohibita at 3:34 PM on November 1, 2005
(to be continued)
posted by malaprohibita at 3:34 PM on November 1, 2005
Hmmm...Limbaughcil.
posted by Dizzy Bint at 4:07 PM on November 1, 2005
posted by Dizzy Bint at 4:07 PM on November 1, 2005
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