Hipster Tee Shirt Generator

November 3, 2005 12:52 PM

This Hipster Tee Shirt Generator seems to make some pretty marketable shirts. I got "My other car is a messenger bag." and "Control your taxman."
posted by spigoat (47 comments total)

"Fuck like a fuckstar"

Uh, where do I order?
posted by almostcool at 12:55 PM on November 3, 2005

Algorhythmic proof that irony is officially dead.
posted by Peter H at 12:57 PM on November 3, 2005

Just tell me what my pirate name is
posted by poppo at 12:57 PM on November 3, 2005 [1 favorite]

My other house is a house. Deep.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 1:00 PM on November 3, 2005

I was hoping for "In Soviet Russia, my other dog is teh clown. Todd Lokken."
posted by mullacc at 1:01 PM on November 3, 2005 [1 favorite]

I was hoping for "In Soviet Russia, my other dog is teh clown. Todd Lokken."

You need the meta-hipster t-shirt generator for that one.
posted by rxrfrx at 1:02 PM on November 3, 2005

"Vote for nothing."

That works on many levels.
posted by alumshubby at 1:03 PM on November 3, 2005

Or, "Sorry, I don't own a TV."
posted by Sangermaine at 1:08 PM on November 3, 2005

"My other Messenger Bag is a Messenger Bag."

Man, true.
posted by StopMakingSense at 1:11 PM on November 3, 2005

"Control your jokehole."

Good advice.
posted by stinkycheese at 1:12 PM on November 3, 2005

"I love gentlemens" -- A cross between Germans and Gentleman. Very Strong-badian. I like it.
posted by BuffaloBandit at 1:13 PM on November 3, 2005

So tired of the hipster.
posted by 517 at 1:14 PM on November 3, 2005

I broke it. The shirts just kept scrolling by in eternal randomness. Kind of like going to a Franz Ferdinand without actually having to deal with hipsters, or listen to shitty 80s pop music.
posted by baphomet at 1:14 PM on November 3, 2005

I keep getting "Control Your Germany" (3 out of 6).
posted by originalname37 at 1:23 PM on November 3, 2005

I keep getting "Cthulhu is for Lovers," and "If you think the Voices are telling you to go fuck the Post Office, they Are."
posted by Uncle Glendinning at 1:32 PM on November 3, 2005 [1 favorite]

My other car is a car.

My other dog is a house.

Vote for nudity.
posted by panoptican at 1:36 PM on November 3, 2005

Cthulhu is for lovers - OMG, that's the funniest thing I've read all day. That's way better than 99% of real hipster shirts.
posted by stinkycheese at 1:36 PM on November 3, 2005

The filthy car: donkey-punching rubber spines since 1836. umm What?
posted by Tacitus at 1:39 PM on November 3, 2005

I'm oddly amused by:
The liberal messenger bag: sassing liberal messenger bags since 1830
posted by shinynewnick at 1:41 PM on November 3, 2005 [1 favorite]

"Control your bladder" and "I prefer dogs"

Great, next?
posted by dual_action at 1:43 PM on November 3, 2005

Cthulhu is for lovers © - OMG, that's the funniest thing I've read all day.

For a small fee, I'll allow you to have that tattooed on your forehead.
posted by Uncle Glendinning at 1:44 PM on November 3, 2005

Rock like a Fuckstar.
posted by jenovus at 1:45 PM on November 3, 2005

Uncle Glendinning: Let's go. I'll have all the Old God chicks begging for it.
posted by stinkycheese at 1:46 PM on November 3, 2005

C.I.L.F.
posted by jefbla at 1:48 PM on November 3, 2005

I'd like to have "The Hipster T-Shirt Generator" but then I'm sooo plugged in.
posted by Smedleyman at 1:58 PM on November 3, 2005

Announcing the ultimate t-shirt slogan: "I slept in it." Graphic is a vintage pull-top can of PBR.
posted by eatitlive at 2:02 PM on November 3, 2005

A picture of a house, with "H.I.L.F."

Dude. Your house is soooo hot!
posted by Guy Smiley at 2:17 PM on November 3, 2005

Uhhh....all I get are random graphics, no words.
posted by MrMoonPie at 2:19 PM on November 3, 2005

I want a shirt the reads:

"As Seen On The Hipster Tee Shirt Generator"
posted by rex at 2:21 PM on November 3, 2005

Uhhh....all I get are random graphics, no words.

Are you on a linux type operating system? I have the same problem (and similar problems with other flash), and it's usually due to missing fonts. If you're in ubuntu, the necessary package would be msttcorefonts or something similar.
posted by Lirp at 2:47 PM on November 3, 2005

Graphic of a keyhole. Logo reads: "The orange car."

Cosmic.

Barely off-topic: Anyone remember that episode of WKRP in Cincinnati where Johnny Fever was wearing a generic gray sweatshirt with "YOUR NAME HERE" written on it in those seventies-style iron-on letters? That was the first time I ever really got irony. I wanted that sweatshirt. Still do, actually.
posted by gompa at 3:26 PM on November 3, 2005

7 of 8 of these seem to be about messenger bags. WTF?
posted by dreamsign at 3:52 PM on November 3, 2005

Rock like a rockstar.

Fuck like a rockstar.

Schlock like a fuckstar.
posted by Faint of Butt at 4:17 PM on November 3, 2005

"This is not a t-shirt"
posted by Smedleyman at 4:20 PM on November 3, 2005

"My other car is a dog." With the graphic of the grandma.
posted by mikeweeney at 4:30 PM on November 3, 2005

What's the obsession with "spines"?
posted by mrgrimm at 4:43 PM on November 3, 2005

B.I.L.F. With a picture of a buffalo. I guffawed.
posted by callmejay at 5:29 PM on November 3, 2005

"Control Your Germany"
posted by Jesse H Christ at 9:01 PM on November 3, 2005

I wanna get to know that K.I.L.F.
posted by ph00dz at 9:01 PM on November 3, 2005

Um, I have a messenger bag.

Am I fucked?
posted by Jon-o at 9:45 PM on November 3, 2005

"Vote for Nuclear"
With a picture of something that vageuly looks like Russian architecture.
posted by phr4gmonk3y at 10:17 PM on November 3, 2005

"The cloudy dog: fixing white dogs since 1863"
"The rusty car: eating cloudy spines since 1963" (jesus christ!)
"The filthy spine: fixing liberal cars since 1928"
"The rubber dog: sassing orange houses since 1968"
"My other gentleman is a gentleman"

classic. make someone make them make these.
posted by BlackLeotardFront at 10:36 PM on November 3, 2005

I've seen all of those, BlackLeotardFront ... within my first 10 clicks. Also: control your Germany is very common over here too...

what gives?
posted by phylum sinter at 11:04 PM on November 3, 2005

I've seen all of these as well. But I live in Brooklyn, so people were wearing them. Unwashed people, marinating in their own sense of self-awareness. I occasionally wish to put their heads on pikes.
Still, I admit to liking "tax like a fuckstar". Because......yeah.
posted by Dormant Gorilla at 7:21 AM on November 4, 2005

I want a shirt that says Unwashed, marinating in own sense of self-awareness
posted by bendybendy at 12:47 PM on November 4, 2005

They should have used Cooper Black.
posted by Artifice_Eternity at 2:09 PM on November 4, 2005

Unwashed people, marinating in their own sense of self-awareness.

Dormant Gorilla: You rule. That's better than any of the ones from The H.T.G.

Except maybe the one about the buffalo.
posted by Enron Hubbard at 7:03 AM on November 5, 2005