One may naturally wonder how this fertile and fragrant island, the legendary birthplace of the goddess Aphrodite, got so utterly messed up. Well, Cyprus is a very, very old place. It's no use beginning at the beginning, because then you have to point out that Cyprus once had its own race of dwarf elephants. Modern Greek Cypriots and Turkish Cypriots are no help at all because, although they claim they have a national history and they loudly chew over it all the time, what they really have are two intricate, dual theologies of vicious ethnic grudges. Outsiders who dare to describe Cypriot history will be sternly reminded that they know nothing - that they have abjectly failed to mention, for instance, the vile enosis doctrine of Archbishop Makarios, or the ghastly cruelties of the Grey Wolf commandos.
But here, for the busy inhabitant of 1999, is the executive summary of the Cypriot's 20th century. Cyprus, with a population dominated by ethnic Greeks and Turks, was controlled since 1878 by Britain, which built naval bases there. A small but nasty terror/liberation struggle broke out in the late 1950s. The British left in 1960, keeping their naval bases and leaving behind a hopelessly elaborate, democratic constitution. There was a war in 1963, with many grisly atrocities, but the UN cooled it down.
Then, in the mid-1970s, the Greek military junta grew desperate. It was a sorry Cold War junta, tolerated by NATO because it rarely failed to blackjack Communists, but it was losing all popular support in Greece. So, in a daring gamble, its leaders decided to launch a glamorous military adventure inside Cyprus.
This Cyprus imbroglio was very popular in Greece - anything that alarms Turks is always popular in Greece. But, like the Argentinean junta in the Falklands, this crew didn't have the firepower to back up their ambitions. They went so far as to destabilize the weak Cypriot government, and provoked a heroic shoot-'em-up among the local militias. The much greater numbers of Greek Cypriots got the upper hand on the ground. The angry Turks "intervened" from the very, very nearby Turkish mainland and split up the island at bayonet point. The Greek Cypriots immediately claimed that they were innocent civilian victims of illegal, bullying, military oppression. They demanded that this unspeakable barbarity cease at once, that all of Cyprus be placed in their hands. They've been demanding this for 25 years, but the stalemate is perpetual. Neither side in Cyprus will come out of the hard, paranoid shell of its ethnic mythology. The situation is double victimology at its best.
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posted by IronLizard at 1:04 PM on November 3, 2005