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November 7, 2005 9:02 PM   Subscribe

Jesus of the Week (dot com)
posted by anastasiav (21 comments total)

 
mmm, sacriliiiicious.
posted by stray at 9:19 PM on November 7, 2005


and with all the crucifixins
posted by Bistle at 9:27 PM on November 7, 2005


Omigod: Balloon Jesii!

Nice to see the site's still around; it's been online since '99 or so. Surprising it's never made it to the front page.
posted by mediareport at 9:28 PM on November 7, 2005


Wonderful site, I assumed this had been posted before. Thanks for reminding me of it. I remember Peter Gilstrap, the author of the Jesus site, used to have a pretty cool bad album cover site, and an animated character called "Creamburg." Can't seem to find either of them online though.
posted by marxchivist at 9:41 PM on November 7, 2005


What, no butt plug?
posted by homunculus at 9:44 PM on November 7, 2005


Jesus of the Week ate my balls.
posted by naxosaxur at 9:54 PM on November 7, 2005


Mildly amusing. Jesus is too easy a target, really.
posted by interrobang at 10:02 PM on November 7, 2005


Yeah but what a target: the freakin' Son o' GOD, man!
posted by slatternus at 10:27 PM on November 7, 2005


I don't blame Jesus for Bush, it's his brother!


(Do I mean Jeb or Lucifer?)
posted by Balisong at 10:27 PM on November 7, 2005


Wow. That is the zombiest, most un-dead, most excuciatingly gory Jesus portrait I've ever seen. And I grew up Catholic.
I want to enter the home where this hangs over the family hearth and offer my braaaaaiiiiins to the head of the household.
Poor Savior looks like he took on Satan's weiner dog.
posted by maryh at 10:51 PM on November 7, 2005


i own that baby jesus butt plug, in college we got like seven of them from that company as a promotional deal, its soooo cute. we also got the Buddha dildo, the virgin mary one, and one satan. all of them are really cool.
posted by stilgar at 5:06 AM on November 8, 2005



posted by fleetmouse at 5:44 AM on November 8, 2005


I can't believe this hasn't been posted before. I've been following it for the longest time.

This is my favorite.
posted by sciurus at 6:05 AM on November 8, 2005


I went there knowing Johnny Damon would be on the site somewhere, and I was not disappointed.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 6:29 AM on November 8, 2005


Don't give her that one move groovalistic,
That disco sadistic,
That one beat up and down it just won't do.
Don't give her that forever and ever foreplay,
She's not looking for the short way,
She's got to reach a point where she gets off.
Great big freak, she got to be freak of the week
She's a dancing interpretation of the meaning of syncopation
She's a big freak
Great big freak, got to be freak of the week.
posted by Pollomacho at 6:35 AM on November 8, 2005


The Catholic version.
posted by davy at 6:59 AM on November 8, 2005



posted by Eideteker at 9:15 AM on November 8, 2005


wow, i designed that site with peter 9 years ago....i can't believe its still going!!!
posted by atomicmedia at 9:57 AM on November 8, 2005


if you're good, jesus will change the kitch into kitsch.
posted by quonsar at 10:42 AM on November 8, 2005


ITS A MIRACLE!!

Thanks for pointing that out
posted by anastasiav at 1:42 PM on November 8, 2005


are you drinkin' with me jesus?
posted by nola at 2:57 PM on November 8, 2005


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