Christmas in Hollis?

November 11, 2005 9:01 AM

Breakin' III: Electric Snowshoes. (.MOV) It's not often you get to type the words Breakdancing Creationist (slightly less often than 'surfing bankrobbers). But really, this is best because of the dancing. Well, and the stoner-ific 'Stare at my hands, man' bit. Still not enough breakin' for your Friday? Another pair of performers here(embedded WMV). (Rich via Banana Nutrement.
posted by klangklangston (6 comments total)

From POP and LOCK DOT COM's (Dance, Politics, Religion, Comedy. What more could you ask for?) Rippin' Ritchie:

"EVERYBODY KNOWS ISLAM IS PEACEFUL!
(except the Muslims)"

So he's a breakdancin' wingnut asshole? I've seen it all.
posted by mr.curmudgeon at 9:23 AM on November 11, 2005

What he's just doing is just body popping. Proper breakdancing is when you spin on your head.
posted by mokey at 11:25 AM on November 11, 2005

Would have been much better with Tap Dancing Jesus as his straight man.
posted by kcm at 11:45 AM on November 11, 2005

Guitar skills, DJ skills, breakdancing skills, Jesus skills...
posted by medialyte at 1:00 PM on November 11, 2005

Agreed. It's not breakdancing till I see a helicopter or a headspin.

After you do that you should start to read the Bible and find a church that believes in Christ and the Bible.

Fuck that shit. I just accepted Jesus Christ as my personal savior. I'm gonna go find some crack and hookers. I'm saved no matter what!
posted by mrgrimm at 1:18 PM on November 11, 2005

Is it wrong to say that Ritchie has too much time on his hands?
posted by ancientgower at 1:25 PM on November 11, 2005