Ooooooh! Steve!

November 15, 2005 6:12 AM

iPud For those of you wondering why Apple fans don't just have sex with their iPods, now they can!
posted by fungible (21 comments total)

Come on, you know I had to post this. via TUAW. Mostly SFW.
posted by fungible at 6:13 AM on November 15, 2005

Generally NSFW, and that should have been stated out front, not inside.
posted by intermod at 6:18 AM on November 15, 2005

You know that the batteries will die JUST at the wrong moment, don't you?
posted by R. Mutt at 6:21 AM on November 15, 2005

The music-activated vibrating bullet stimulates you in time with your favourite music.

Really? Does it really keep beat? Wow. This is almost as amazing as the Aneros!
posted by sjvilla79 at 6:21 AM on November 15, 2005

The music-activated vibrating bullet stimulates you in time with your favourite music.

Somebody needs to use this while listening to Slayer. I'll stand by to call an ambulance.
posted by jonmc at 6:30 AM on November 15, 2005

How is this different from the Audi-oh? (quasi-SFW)
posted by plinth at 6:33 AM on November 15, 2005

The music-activated vibrating bullet stimulates you in time with your favourite music.

So it's sort of like Dance Dance Revolution, only they finally made a version you can be better at than 13-year olds.
posted by XQUZYPHYR at 6:34 AM on November 15, 2005

jonmc-

YOU'RE ON!
posted by piratebowling at 6:39 AM on November 15, 2005

You young people just don't know how good you've got it. In my day we had to cram subwoofers up our asses.
posted by spock at 6:46 AM on November 15, 2005

How is this different from the Audi-oh?

It's an iProduct!
posted by nowonmai at 6:52 AM on November 15, 2005

Same gimmick, different vowel.
posted by nebulawindphone at 6:59 AM on November 15, 2005

I would have thought Apple customers have been fucked up the ass plenty already. *cue comedy trombone slide*
posted by RokkitNite at 7:06 AM on November 15, 2005

So does this mean that Apple will no longer be issuing updates for all of my older intimate iProducts?
posted by slatternus at 7:11 AM on November 15, 2005

Just in time for the holiday season.
posted by Citizen Premier at 7:15 AM on November 15, 2005

This ipod... it vibrates?
posted by drezdn at 7:20 AM on November 15, 2005

I would have thought Apple customers have been fucked up the ass plenty already. *cue comedy trombone slide*

I like that this joke works on multiple levels. Good show.
posted by Ryvar at 7:56 AM on November 15, 2005

Some bands work better than others.
posted by bardic at 8:01 AM on November 15, 2005

jonmc: Somebody needs to use this while listening to Slayer.

My boyfriend said Ministry...same concept! He threatened to get me one for Christmas; if he follows through, I'll report back... ;)
posted by bitter-girl.com at 8:08 AM on November 15, 2005

plinth: This doesn't have an external mic like the Audi-oh does. However, it's also like, $20 cheaper, or at least, would be if you didn't have to ship it from the UK. Due to US patent issues with the Audi-oh (I'm just assuming they have them), it's questionable if we'll see it over here.
posted by qDot at 8:21 AM on November 15, 2005

So where the hell's my iCanPussy? *grumble* Women have the best sex toys.

uh..NSFW
posted by graventy at 1:34 PM on November 15, 2005

bitter-girl.com: if he follows through, I'll report back... ;)

Eeeewwww! If he "follows through" after blasting Ministry ("Burning Inside", perhaps?!) through his bits, then I think that we'd rather not know...
posted by Chunder at 3:07 AM on November 16, 2005