Comments on: Ooooooh! Steve!

Ooooooh! Steve!

fungible — Tue, 15 Nov 2005 06:12:44 -0800

iPud For those of you wondering why Apple fans don't just have sex with their iPods, now they can!

By: fungible

fungible — Tue, 15 Nov 2005 06:13:54 -0800

Come on, you know I had to post this. via TUAW. Mostly SFW.

By: intermod

intermod — Tue, 15 Nov 2005 06:18:01 -0800

Generally NSFW, and that should have been stated out front, not inside.

By: R. Mutt

R. Mutt — Tue, 15 Nov 2005 06:21:41 -0800

You know that the batteries will die JUST at the wrong moment, don't you?

By: sjvilla79

sjvilla79 — Tue, 15 Nov 2005 06:21:54 -0800

The music-activated vibrating bullet stimulates you in time with your favourite music. Really? Does it really keep beat? Wow. This is almost as amazing as the Aneros!

By: jonmc

jonmc — Tue, 15 Nov 2005 06:30:44 -0800

The music-activated vibrating bullet stimulates you in time with your favourite music. Somebody needs to use this while listening to Slayer. I'll stand by to call an ambulance.

By: plinth

plinth — Tue, 15 Nov 2005 06:33:28 -0800

How is this different from the Audi-oh? (quasi-SFW)

By: XQUZYPHYR

XQUZYPHYR — Tue, 15 Nov 2005 06:34:46 -0800

The music-activated vibrating bullet stimulates you in time with your favourite music. So it's sort of like Dance Dance Revolution, only they finally made a version you can be better at than 13-year olds.

By: piratebowling

piratebowling — Tue, 15 Nov 2005 06:39:56 -0800

jonmc- YOU'RE ON!

By: spock

spock — Tue, 15 Nov 2005 06:46:16 -0800

You young people just don't know how good you've got it. In my day we had to cram subwoofers up our asses.

By: nowonmai

nowonmai — Tue, 15 Nov 2005 06:52:09 -0800

How is this different from the Audi-oh? It's an iProduct!

By: nebulawindphone

nebulawindphone — Tue, 15 Nov 2005 06:59:59 -0800

Same gimmick, different vowel.

By: RokkitNite

RokkitNite — Tue, 15 Nov 2005 07:06:14 -0800

I would have thought Apple customers have been fucked up the ass plenty already. *cue comedy trombone slide*

By: slatternus

slatternus — Tue, 15 Nov 2005 07:11:29 -0800

So does this mean that Apple will no longer be issuing updates for all of my older intimate iProducts?

By: Citizen Premier

Citizen Premier — Tue, 15 Nov 2005 07:15:51 -0800

Just in time for the holiday season.

By: drezdn

drezdn — Tue, 15 Nov 2005 07:20:05 -0800

This ipod... it vibrates?

By: Ryvar

Ryvar — Tue, 15 Nov 2005 07:56:59 -0800

I would have thought Apple customers have been fucked up the ass plenty already. *cue comedy trombone slide* I like that this joke works on multiple levels. Good show.

By: bardic

bardic — Tue, 15 Nov 2005 08:01:02 -0800

Some bands work better than others.

By: bitter-girl.com

bitter-girl.com — Tue, 15 Nov 2005 08:08:30 -0800

jonmc: Somebody needs to use this while listening to Slayer. My boyfriend said Ministry...same concept! He threatened to get me one for Christmas; if he follows through, I'll report back... ;)

By: qDot

qDot — Tue, 15 Nov 2005 08:21:22 -0800

plinth: This doesn't have an external mic like the Audi-oh does. However, it's also like, $20 cheaper, or at least, would be if you didn't have to ship it from the UK. Due to US patent issues with the Audi-oh (I'm just assuming they have them), it's questionable if we'll see it over here.

By: graventy

graventy — Tue, 15 Nov 2005 13:34:36 -0800

So where the hell's my iCanPussy? *grumble* Women have the best sex toys. uh..NSFW

By: Chunder

Chunder — Wed, 16 Nov 2005 03:07:08 -0800

bitter-girl.com: if he follows through, I'll report back... ;) Eeeewwww! If he "follows through" after blasting Ministry ("Burning Inside", perhaps?!) through his bits, then I think that we'd rather not know...