Shhhh!

November 16, 2005 2:12 PM

Pssst! Wanna Do Something Sneaky? Whether you want to commit adultery, surprise your husband, or just get out of something, the Alibi Network is there.
posted by dame (8 comments total)

Whether you want to commit adultery, surprise your husband, or just get out of something

Or all three!

[this is sad]
posted by eddydamascene at 2:40 PM on November 16, 2005

I’ve noticed an inverse ratio between various sins that keeps me from doing anything too stupid. For example: the amount of anger or greed I may have which could lead me into error is usually offset by sloth. I’d rob a bank for more money, but then I’d have to get off the couch, get a gun, do the robbery, count all the money - it’s too much a pain in the ass. (Assuming of course some additional resistance from internal morality).

It’s so much easier to just stay on the couch, jack off, and take a nap than going out finding some broad, nailing her, and working on a good cover story.

But this seems to eliminate the energy factor in having to think up an alibi and do the actual work involved to cheat on your wife (given you are predisposed to that anyway).

Seriously though, I’m not surprised privacy has become scarce enough to become a commodity.
posted by Smedleyman at 3:02 PM on November 16, 2005

A Barbara S. in the public eye, hmm...
posted by sian at 3:51 PM on November 16, 2005

dude, everybody knows where Barbra lives ...
posted by mrgrimm at 4:03 PM on November 16, 2005

dude, i'm an idiot to trust Google News for a decent link.

Here's where Barbra lives.
posted by mrgrimm at 4:09 PM on November 16, 2005

I have an uncontrollable urge to drink milk from the carton. This site will let me live my dream. Thanks, dame!
posted by DeepFriedTwinkies at 4:13 PM on November 16, 2005

Good thing they don't help to cheat on term papers or there would be an outraged clamor to delete this post.
posted by StickyCarpet at 4:44 PM on November 16, 2005

this is a joke right?
posted by nola at 7:30 PM on November 16, 2005