Comments on: Baboosh!

Baboosh!

XQUZYPHYR — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 09:46:52 -0800

Bryanboy: Le Superstar Fabuleux. Apparently Derek Zoolander was based on a real person; and he blogs. "Adventures of the new-moneyed classess bitch from hell. Vulgarity is the new discreet. Trash is the new exclusivity. Third world has never been this *burp* chic. You just have to scroll down as in down!"

By: carsonb

carsonb — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 09:54:35 -0800

I mean by a picture a beautiful, romantic dream of something that never was, never will be--in a light better than any lights that ever shone--in a land no one can define or remember, only desire--and the forms divinely beautiful--and then I woke up...

By: spicynuts

spicynuts — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 09:56:43 -0800

Good god. I usually have not had a serious problem with fur, but this douchebag gushing over his dead fox spread-eagled on the floor, head and all, is making me ill. I mean, SOME respect for the dead, please? Maybe at least take the head off? Anyway, other than that, BLUE STEEL!! Love the pants.

By: fenriq

fenriq — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 10:00:29 -0800

Why do I get the feeling this guy's life is going to be an afterschool special someday?

By: fire&wings

fire&wings — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 10:00:54 -0800

Those pixie boots suit him.

By: postmodernmillie

postmodernmillie — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 10:02:35 -0800

I know BryanBoy and just invited him to check out the thread.

By: spicynuts

spicynuts — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 10:09:54 -0800

ask him if he's available for parties

By: postmodernmillie

postmodernmillie — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 10:12:23 -0800

If you're ever in the Philippines, look him up. He's truly the Thrilla in Manila.

By: spicynuts

spicynuts — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 10:18:24 -0800

he's the thrilla with chinchilla in manila

By: Optimus Chyme

Optimus Chyme — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 10:22:20 -0800

I wouldn't say that this post sucks but this guy is a pretty empty human being.

By: spicynuts

spicynuts — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 10:23:40 -0800

I wouldn't say that this post sucks but this guy is a pretty empty human being. Really? The totality of a person is judgeable from his clothes and his blog?

By: booksandlibretti

booksandlibretti — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 10:24:33 -0800

I even rode this cute huge animal. It's kinda like a horse but like it has these 2 weird mounds on its back. I forgot what they're called. I see these whenever I watch the Discovery Channel and these are like all over the place in exotic places like Egypt or like Mongolia or whatever. It sounds kind of, um, over-the-top. "Fake," one might almost say.

By: Optimus Chyme

Optimus Chyme — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 10:26:44 -0800

Really? The totality of a person is judgeable from his clothes and his blog? posted by spicynuts at 10:23 AM PST on November 18 If the blog is about his fabulous clothes then yes.

By: Optimus Chyme

Optimus Chyme — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 10:27:59 -0800

Assuming it's not parody, of course, but I can't distinguish between satire and reality anymore.

By: elykcooks

elykcooks — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 10:28:36 -0800

im w. b&libretti. this just seems too empty to be real. i think the blog's even more fake than the cat its tryin to portray

By: ijoshua

ijoshua — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 10:30:21 -0800

Must he cock his leg up and swell his chest in every photo? I mean, come on.

By: clevershark

clevershark — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 10:50:13 -0800

This has got to be a joke.

By: fenriq

fenriq — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 10:57:13 -0800

Why would a moneyed classless bitch be buying a crappy $1.80 dinner from 7-11? If its a joke then its pretty well done but isn't really very funny which makes it not very well done, I guess.

By: spicynuts

spicynuts — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 11:16:03 -0800

Why would a moneyed classless bitch be buying a crappy $1.80 dinner from 7-11? Slumming? Plus, he's classless. That opens the doors to allowing oneself to eat lunch out of a styrofoam platter.

By: iconomy

iconomy — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 11:20:59 -0800

I followed a link to his site about 8 months ago. He had just bought a Louis Vuitton denim Speedy bag and posted the scanned invoice so everyone could all see how much money he paid for it, and then posed for about...oh....87 googlegadzookbazillion photographs of himself with the bag. After that, I successfully made myself believe that it was all a dream, and no one named Bryanboy really existed. Until today.

By: sourwookie

sourwookie — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 11:45:25 -0800

This MySpace analog wants to be my friend.

By: fandango_matt

fandango_matt — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 13:10:13 -0800

Is BryanBoy gay?

By: puke & cry

puke & cry — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 13:19:03 -0800

No, that pouty guy with the shoutout on his abs is just his cousin.

By: mrgrimm

mrgrimm — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 14:13:25 -0800

Must he cock his leg up and swell his chest in every photo? I mean, come on. I was gonna say at least Zoolander had more than one pose. Baboosh!

By: Sticherbeast

Sticherbeast — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 14:24:20 -0800

Wow. What a guy. I think if I saw him all over the Great Wall like that I'd collapse to the floor and instantly start screaming and farting explosively.

By: Sticherbeast

Sticherbeast — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 14:36:31 -0800

Wow. Exploring further: "When I saw my grandfather's grave, I realized, SHIT... WE MUST BE SOOO FUCKING POOR. It really is not funny to see one of your ancestors buried in a nasty plot when clearly there are others ON TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN who have full-blown familial mausoleums." My head hurts.

By: stray

stray — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 14:51:36 -0800

I like him. Be all you can be, baybee.

By: fandango_matt

fandango_matt — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 14:52:22 -0800

Baboosh!

By: darkstar

darkstar — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 15:14:40 -0800

P.S. THIS MESSAGE GOES OUT TO ALL ANTI-FUR PEOPLE OUT THERE. I WOULD RATHER BE CREMATED ALIVE WITH MY ASHES THROWN OUT ON THE SLOPES OF GSTAAD THAN WEAR SOMETHING LIKE [a North Face fleece jacket.] /me places hand discreetly over the logo on his North Face fleece jacket...

By: bering

bering — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 15:20:13 -0800

I don't have the attention span to read his site in detail. But what does he do for a living? He must be financing all those handbags somehow...?

By: darkstar

darkstar — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 15:20:50 -0800

Tina D: My god, I'm so glad we were born pretty. Me: That's true. Beautiful people get everything in this life. Fame. Fortune. Sex. Tina D: I can't even imagine what it's like to be not-pretty. Me: You're the only one who's pretty, not me bitch. Tina D: You're pretty too... compared to them (points at random strangers) Me: But they're not faggoty and camp as a row of pink tents like I am. Try being a flamer for a day. Tina D: That's true. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! On second thought, my North Face fleece is sounding better all the time...

By: First Post

First Post — Fri, 18 Nov 2005 15:35:42 -0800

You better listen to your friend Billy Zane.