B- Lite

November 20, 2005 3:40 PM

B - LiteHe is white. He is blind. He is a rapper with an old school sound. And he may worship Satan. Sea Cruise is my fave but MeFiers will probably dig Wall - Mart. Mp3s on right.
posted by vronsky (22 comments total)

I take it he designed his own site.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 3:45 PM on November 20, 2005

Somewhat NSFW, there.
posted by Gator at 3:46 PM on November 20, 2005

If he's down with Low Budget and Hollertronix, he's ok in my book.
posted by tpl1212 at 3:47 PM on November 20, 2005

“Mp3s on right.”

That's your other right.
posted by ijoshua at 3:51 PM on November 20, 2005

"On the right" is correct, because he's looking at you from inside your monitor.
posted by bashos_frog at 4:01 PM on November 20, 2005

He is a rapper with an old school sound.

I thought he sounded more like a rapper with that white, middle-aged comedian rap-parody sound.

He sings quite nicely though.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 4:25 PM on November 20, 2005

I take it he designed his own site.

Oh snap!
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 4:34 PM on November 20, 2005

I just keep thinking this would suck live.
posted by Balisong at 4:57 PM on November 20, 2005

He must have been blinded with talent! (No really he sucks)
posted by Dean Keaton at 5:14 PM on November 20, 2005

This is a joke, right?
posted by piratebowling at 5:35 PM on November 20, 2005

This is a joke, right?

hope so. yikes.
posted by menace303 at 5:37 PM on November 20, 2005

Sorry, on left, but you figured that out already didn't you.
posted by vronsky at 5:48 PM on November 20, 2005

"On the right" is correct, because he's looking at you from inside your monitor.

Then he should say, "MP3s on my right."
posted by hob at 5:56 PM on November 20, 2005

When is the battle with MC Stephen Hawking?
posted by VulcanMike at 5:58 PM on November 20, 2005

this takes awful to a whole new level.
posted by northernsoul at 8:00 PM on November 20, 2005

So bad it's bad.
posted by Opposite George at 8:02 PM on November 20, 2005

(but that's what makes it good.)
posted by Opposite George at 8:03 PM on November 20, 2005

I've got to say, I've had a bit of a heavy night, and Sea Cruise is keeping me rather amused right about now. Thank you, vronsky.
posted by The Great Big Mulp at 8:23 PM on November 20, 2005

this is great!
posted by Kifer85 at 10:07 PM on November 20, 2005

the music itself is actually kind of interesting, but his old school will smith rhyming sucks.
posted by daHIFI at 1:18 PM on November 21, 2005

http://media.putfile.com/b-lite01wav

for me the source said the wav file was at

http://upload3.putfile.com/videos/32614265140.wav

for me, listening to this on loop for 10 minutes is a great song
posted by nervousfritz at 12:32 PM on November 23, 2005

Winamp pauses between loops. If there's any hiccup then you're wrong.
posted by nervousfritz at 12:36 PM on November 23, 2005