Ronald Mcdonald gets breasts
November 26, 2005 7:49 PM   Subscribe

Fast-food giant McDonald's is serving up a new generation of Ronald McDonald – one that's not a clown, and not even a Ronald for that matter. The McMarketing campaign in Japan replaces the traditional baggy-pants male clown with a sexy, bikini-clad woman...
posted by 0bvious (8 comments total)

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Den Fujita, the first McDonald's Japan president, declared: "The reason Japanese people are so short and have yellow skins is because they have eaten nothing but fish and rice for 2,000 years. If we eat McDonald’s hamburgers and potatoes for a thousand years we will become taller, our skin become white and our hair blond."

And you'll gain 50 lbs. and have cottage cheese ass. mmmmmm sexy.
posted by super_not at 7:52 PM on November 26, 2005


She looks creepy.
posted by ori at 7:53 PM on November 26, 2005


Double.
posted by monju_bosatsu at 7:56 PM on November 26, 2005


Hellooooooooooooo Happy Meal.
posted by DeepFriedTwinkies at 7:58 PM on November 26, 2005


I wonder who would win in a fight, Hot Ronald or Hot Homestar?
posted by L. Fitzgerald Sjoberg at 7:58 PM on November 26, 2005


If we eat McDonald’s hamburgers and potatoes for a thousand years we will become taller, our skin become white and our hair blond

And that's a desirable thing?

She looks creepy.

I'd hit it.
posted by PurplePorpoise at 7:59 PM on November 26, 2005


x2
posted by R. Mutt at 8:00 PM on November 26, 2005


Something about the day-glo red hair just does it for me...
posted by brundlefly at 8:00 PM on November 26, 2005


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