Translator: Dog to Human (sort of)

November 27, 2005 12:05 AM

All dogs emit the same type of bark when they sense trouble. This device translates that bark into an alarm.
posted by Tlogmer (11 comments total)

This is truly the future of military, law enforcement and national security.
posted by panoptican at 12:20 AM on November 27, 2005

They couldn't get a better picture of that dog?
posted by null terminated at 12:36 AM on November 27, 2005

Good, now the police can be alerted that they are needed at my residence everyday when the mailman comes.
posted by dgaicun at 12:56 AM on November 27, 2005

Gary Larson was there first:

posted by squalor at 8:46 AM on November 27, 2005

So how long before dogs ignore each other's barks, just as we ignore car alarms?
posted by deadfather at 9:53 AM on November 27, 2005

Wow, the people at Forbes magazine are stupid.
posted by Optimus Chyme at 11:10 AM on November 27, 2005

gary larson is cool yo
posted by j-urb at 3:00 PM on November 27, 2005

blah blah blah ginger.
posted by dong_resin at 5:27 PM on November 27, 2005

This chihuahua, it vibrates?
posted by Jon-o at 7:32 PM on November 27, 2005

I was going to pass by this when the thought occured to me - they're trying to tell us that a weimeriner, a vibrating chihuahua and a St. Bernard have the same type of bark in danger?

*waiting for Ron Popeil for an explaination*
posted by Smedleyman at 8:49 PM on November 27, 2005

This chihuahua, it vibrates?

Actually, my chihuahua does vibrate when she's cold or excited.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 7:06 AM on November 28, 2005 [1 favorite]