Comments on: Sin Destoyers

Sin Destoyers

pelican — Sun, 27 Nov 2005 06:36:27 -0800

Thou Shalt Not Not Rock! If you didn't get a chance to get out to Church to rid yourself of your sins, why not let the Brooklyn-based Sin Destroyers rock the Evil out of you. "When you think about it, it's simple. If God created everything, including trees and Japan, he could certainly wail harder than anyone. A rock band in his name would rock harder than everyone else combined! Furthermore, Jesus kicks ass with his unstoppable stream of goodness. The Virgin Mary was smoking hot and still kept her shirt on. Only a heathen can deny the cosmic allure of the Holy Spirit. For all of their indefatigable awesomeness, they ask for only one thing in return: to spread their word. Furthermore, Jesus kicks ass with his unstoppable stream of goodness. The Virgin Mary was smoking hot and still kept her shirt on. Only a heathen can deny the cosmic allure of the Holy Spirit. For all of their indefatigable awesomeness, they ask for only one thing in return: to spread their word." (via.)

By: pelican

pelican — Sun, 27 Nov 2005 06:37:42 -0800

doh, i forgot to warn that the main link is flash. [sorry]

By: pelican

pelican — Sun, 27 Nov 2005 06:45:34 -0800

If flash isn't your game, you can hear some of the same songs here.

By: password

password — Sun, 27 Nov 2005 06:53:04 -0800

They DO rock harder than everyone else!

By: The Deej

The Deej — Sun, 27 Nov 2005 06:58:03 -0800

Whoa. Like, deja vu at the end of the paragraph.

By: quonsar

quonsar — Sun, 27 Nov 2005 06:59:18 -0800

but, does Jesus kick ass with his unstoppable stream of goodness? was The Virgin Mary was smoking hot and did she keep her shirt on? can only heathens deny the cosmic allure of the Holy Spirit? and do they ask only one thing despite all of their indefatigable awesomeness?

By: rkent

rkent — Sun, 27 Nov 2005 07:51:08 -0800

Of course, some Christian music fans "rock" harder than others. In your face, Sin Destroyers!

By: gigbutt

gigbutt — Sun, 27 Nov 2005 07:53:50 -0800

holy crap? Voted "Best band Jesus would do", Village Voice:Best Of 2005! I bet being the World's most christianest band takes a freakin boatload of awesomeness to pull off.

By: dirigibleman

dirigibleman — Sun, 27 Nov 2005 08:02:58 -0800

Only a heathen can deny the cosmic allure of the Holy Spirit. Isn't that pretty much the definition of the word "heathen"?

By: eriko

eriko — Sun, 27 Nov 2005 08:06:01 -0800

Was the holy grail the zippo that Jesus was holding up when he shouted "Freebird!"?

By: scheptech

scheptech — Sun, 27 Nov 2005 08:20:53 -0800

Heh: Make a joyful noise unto the LORD, all the earth: make a loud noise, and rejoice, and sing praise. Psalm 98:4

By: nickerbocker

nickerbocker — Sun, 27 Nov 2005 08:36:51 -0800

i don't get it? are these guys for real? their flash seems like they are making fun of the last supper.

By: deemer

deemer — Sun, 27 Nov 2005 08:49:04 -0800

If you haven't seen it already, click the music link (bottom left), hover over Judas (4th from left) and watch the dialogue. funny stuff.

By: pelican

pelican — Sun, 27 Nov 2005 09:13:42 -0800

I don't think they're serious, but at the same time, I don't think the songs are making fun of Christianity. Peter Squires, on Guitar and Vocals, is a Unitarian Universalist.

By: pelican

pelican — Sun, 27 Nov 2005 09:16:53 -0800

here's that link again, only this time working.

By: thanotopsis

thanotopsis — Sun, 27 Nov 2005 11:00:52 -0800

Dude, they can't possibly rock harder than Stryper.

By: moonbird

moonbird — Sun, 27 Nov 2005 11:29:14 -0800

Pummel the sin out!

By: jeffburdges

jeffburdges — Sun, 27 Nov 2005 12:32:58 -0800

All the unitarians who I hung out with in university made fun of christians. Not as much the ex-christian objectivists mind you, I don't think the unitarians ever tried to get the bibble printed on toilet paper.

By: danb

danb — Sun, 27 Nov 2005 12:42:06 -0800

Yeah, I have a hard time believing they're serious, but it's funny either way.

By: Uncle Glendinning

Uncle Glendinning — Sun, 27 Nov 2005 14:33:54 -0800

I'm friends with Mike DiBenedetto, genius bassist and valiant Destoyer of Sin. And let me tell you, they rock my crucifix off.

By: exparrot

exparrot — Sun, 27 Nov 2005 19:42:44 -0800

Since when did Tenacious D find the lord? Wonderboy indeed!

By: ODiV

ODiV — Sun, 27 Nov 2005 21:59:21 -0800

And David danced before the LORD with all his might; and David was girded with a linen ephod. 2 Samuel 6:14