Sexterminate!

November 28, 2005 3:39 PM

“They weren’t ever intended to be sexual creatures. It’s simple, Daleks do not do porn.” (NSFW)
posted by Rothko (28 comments total)

[via The Register]
posted by Rothko at 3:41 PM on November 28, 2005

If they don't do porn, then why the heck are they "ribbed for her pleasure"?
posted by djfiander at 3:44 PM on November 28, 2005

ejaculate!!! ejaculate!!!!
posted by Busithoth at 3:47 PM on November 28, 2005

"The estate of creator Terry Nation intends to EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE."
posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 3:48 PM on November 28, 2005

They chase the girls around their spaceship and grope them with their plungers.

Hawt.
posted by jokeefe at 3:50 PM on November 28, 2005

posted by Mwongozi at 3:54 PM on November 28, 2005

Apparently, this isn't all that new. (NSFW)

On preview, dammit Mwongozi.
posted by Gator at 3:54 PM on November 28, 2005

EXSPERMINATE!!!
posted by jonson at 3:57 PM on November 28, 2005

I thought Daleks were gay?
posted by brautigan at 4:00 PM on November 28, 2005

SEXTERMINATE!
posted by davros42 at 4:12 PM on November 28, 2005

Now I understand the significance of the truck in the Dalek Song
posted by Laen at 4:18 PM on November 28, 2005

INSEMINATE!
posted by coriolisdave at 4:25 PM on November 28, 2005

If they’re going to wear their dicks on their heads, they should expect to have porn made about them.
posted by Smedleyman at 4:47 PM on November 28, 2005

These Daleks... they vibrate?
posted by PurplePorpoise at 5:13 PM on November 28, 2005

Stupid.
posted by Ynoxas at 5:24 PM on November 28, 2005

I gotta have this movie ..... just for the udder brilliance of this movie!
/ also wanted a delorian
//and a spelling dictionary
/// and a few more fark like slashies
posted by Elim at 5:37 PM on November 28, 2005

!
posted by The Great Big Mulp at 6:14 PM on November 28, 2005

Paging user #14223, user #14223 please report to thread #47051.
posted by Eideteker at 6:26 PM on November 28, 2005

It's like they crawled into my brain and recorded my dreams!
posted by papakwanz at 6:28 PM on November 28, 2005

Russell Davies sure has made the show a lot more risqué...
posted by Artifice_Eternity at 6:39 PM on November 28, 2005

I dont even know what those are, but im laughing anyway.
posted by j-urb at 7:32 PM on November 28, 2005

Great. Terry Nation already predecates a will to litigate, so it's not so great to exacerbate the irate and scrape "exterminate" to make them ejaculate as models undulate, which incubates the magistrate to terminate and vacate the ingrates.
posted by XQUZYPHYR at 7:59 PM on November 28, 2005

Jeez, how many times can y’all make the same dumb joke? /keed

Anyway, here’s the trailer. [QuickTime]
posted by ijoshua at 6:04 AM on November 29, 2005

I just ordered one of these today, in the hopes of getting one of the last copies before it's cracked down upon.

Betcha it will be worth something someday...
posted by insomnia_lj at 7:28 AM on November 29, 2005

Victor Lewis Smith did the Gay Daleks years ago -

"EXPERMINATE, EXPERMINATE! WHITE WEE WEE IN THE DARK"
posted by longbaugh at 8:10 AM on November 29, 2005

Nah, gay Daleks would squeal "EXFOLIATE! EXFOLIATE!"
posted by Gator at 8:17 AM on November 29, 2005

Were it not for the fact that what I posted was a direct quote from the show I'd agree with you.

and apologies to brautigan for nicking the gay daleks thing - couldn't get to the link from work...
posted by longbaugh at 8:32 AM on November 29, 2005

Paging user #14223, user #14223 please report to thread #47051.

This is a plot by the Jedi cabal to discredit the superiority of the Dalek race. The continuing efforts of the Trekkie media should also be held accountable.
posted by Smart Dalek at 8:49 AM on November 29, 2005