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December 5, 2005 12:22 PM Subscribe
This post was deleted for the following reason: double-ish lame applefilter post
Paris Hilton is poster. Misspelled totally in fpp. And a post that says:
a). Apple came out with something
b). This one guy totaly (sic) hates it!
Nice.
posted by dig_duggler at 12:25 PM on December 5, 2005
a). Apple came out with something
b). This one guy totaly (sic) hates it!
Nice.
posted by dig_duggler at 12:25 PM on December 5, 2005
Gimme a greak, Rothko. This was posted before and it's basically a press release. I love Apple products and have said so in many Apple MeFi threads, but this post sucks ass. Hilton didn't bother to search for it as the older thread is even tagged the same.
Lame ca-ca.
posted by dobbs at 12:28 PM on December 5, 2005
Lame ca-ca.
posted by dobbs at 12:28 PM on December 5, 2005
No, I agree with you dobbs. This post is complete noise. Flagged and bagged.
posted by Rothko at 12:30 PM on December 5, 2005
posted by Rothko at 12:30 PM on December 5, 2005
totaly.
posted by NationalKato at 12:34 PM on December 5, 2005
posted by NationalKato at 12:34 PM on December 5, 2005
If the joke got any older, it'd plan for a retirement fund.
posted by Smart Dalek at 12:38 PM on December 5, 2005
posted by Smart Dalek at 12:38 PM on December 5, 2005
Yeah. Totaly and compleatley sucks.
posted by StarForce5 at 12:42 PM on December 5, 2005
posted by StarForce5 at 12:42 PM on December 5, 2005
I saw the earlier post, but that was just the announcement, and now the product has been released and reviewed.
posted by Paris Hilton at 12:45 PM on December 5, 2005
posted by Paris Hilton at 12:45 PM on December 5, 2005
For all intensive purposes, it totally sucks (prolly).
posted by Turtles all the way down at 12:47 PM on December 5, 2005
posted by Turtles all the way down at 12:47 PM on December 5, 2005
It is actually a pretty interesting review. If you're going to make an apple-related post, though, you need to dot all your I's because otherwise we'll be taking out our knives.
posted by selfnoise at 12:47 PM on December 5, 2005
posted by selfnoise at 12:47 PM on December 5, 2005
PH did spell "schadenfreude" correctly in the title. That's got to be worth something.
posted by amro at 12:56 PM on December 5, 2005
posted by amro at 12:56 PM on December 5, 2005
but we can't all be Kevin Bacon's wedding photographer.There is truly nothing more cringeworthy on this planet than an Arstechnica writer trying to be funny.
"Ok great, now give me Footloose! Ok, now Quicksilver!"
The wealth of cheesy classics that guy has done is astounding.
posted by dvdgee at 12:57 PM on December 5, 2005
PH did spell "schadenfreude" correctly in the title. That's got to be worth something.
I'm beginning to suspect she might not be the real Paris Hilton.
posted by keswick at 1:00 PM on December 5, 2005
I'm beginning to suspect she might not be the real Paris Hilton.
posted by keswick at 1:00 PM on December 5, 2005
A press release plus a single negative review. Wow, yeah totally rush to get this on metafilter. Cuz, you know, it's like the best of the web when Apple makes a bad product. Totally, totally best of the web.
No.
Sucky, suck, suck.
posted by oddman at 1:03 PM on December 5, 2005
No.
Sucky, suck, suck.
posted by oddman at 1:03 PM on December 5, 2005
today's adobe sponsored meme is:
bridge is better than aperture
posted by rodney stewart at 1:10 PM on December 5, 2005
bridge is better than aperture
posted by rodney stewart at 1:10 PM on December 5, 2005
So what's the application Paris Hilton recommends to airbrush away cellulite from your holiday pictures?
posted by funambulist at 1:10 PM on December 5, 2005
posted by funambulist at 1:10 PM on December 5, 2005
Paris, why do you always tilt your head at a 45 degree angle when someone is taking your picture?
posted by reidfleming at 1:14 PM on December 5, 2005
posted by reidfleming at 1:14 PM on December 5, 2005
Paris Hilton is Rothko. Just so you know.
posted by The Jesse Helms at 1:16 PM on December 5, 2005
posted by The Jesse Helms at 1:16 PM on December 5, 2005
Aperture would be totally hot if it had lazy eye reduction.
posted by I Foody at 1:17 PM on December 5, 2005
posted by I Foody at 1:17 PM on December 5, 2005
Or nightvision.
posted by NationalKato at 1:18 PM on December 5, 2005
posted by NationalKato at 1:18 PM on December 5, 2005
Is a greak a geeky break?
posted by By The Grace of God at 1:21 PM on December 5, 2005
posted by By The Grace of God at 1:21 PM on December 5, 2005
Paris Hilton is Rothko. Just so you know.
In a glamorous, party-girl, existentialist kind of way, maybe.
posted by Rothko at 1:25 PM on December 5, 2005
In a glamorous, party-girl, existentialist kind of way, maybe.
posted by Rothko at 1:25 PM on December 5, 2005
I think what's more irritating about the post is that the summation of the linked article ("Apperantly* (sic) [Aperture] totally sucks") is unfair both to the depth of the article and the product, especially since the article--while not too positive on the product--is certainly not that dismissive (and at 9 pages, is pretty exhaustive.
* the ironic thing about a misspelling in a post about how much an Apple product sucks is that Safari implements in-line spell checking (red underlines) in browser fields. If the user had been using Safari (and Woody had gone straight to the police), this embarrassing gaffe might never had happened.
posted by illovich at 1:44 PM on December 5, 2005
* the ironic thing about a misspelling in a post about how much an Apple product sucks is that Safari implements in-line spell checking (red underlines) in browser fields. If the user had been using Safari (and Woody had gone straight to the police), this embarrassing gaffe might never had happened.
posted by illovich at 1:44 PM on December 5, 2005
gimme a goddamn geek break. break me off a piece of that goddamn geek bar.
I think what's more irritating about the post is that the summation of the linked article ("Apperantly* (sic) [Aperture] totally sucks") is unfair
Too true. I though the poster was just being funny. I was expecting a review from a 9-year-old.
posted by mrgrimm at 1:45 PM on December 5, 2005
I think what's more irritating about the post is that the summation of the linked article ("Apperantly* (sic) [Aperture] totally sucks") is unfair
Too true. I though the poster was just being funny. I was expecting a review from a 9-year-old.
posted by mrgrimm at 1:45 PM on December 5, 2005
I have always been irrationally dubious about the reviews from any site that sounds like "arse".
everything
apple
does
is
perfect.
What he does is necessary,
Whatever he does is necessary,
Whatever he does is successful,
Cleary Steve has divine blessing.
(from a Fuehrer ode by Rudolf Hess)
posted by meehawl at 1:46 PM on December 5, 2005
everything
apple
does
is
perfect.
What he does is necessary,
Whatever he does is necessary,
Whatever he does is successful,
Cleary Steve has divine blessing.
(from a Fuehrer ode by Rudolf Hess)
posted by meehawl at 1:46 PM on December 5, 2005
On actually reading the review, I have to ask Mac folk: is it really true that you can't change the menu font type or size in the system preferences? That seems oddly retro in an OS released in 2005? Surely the reviewer is just OSX-naive?
posted by meehawl at 1:51 PM on December 5, 2005
posted by meehawl at 1:51 PM on December 5, 2005
1) This Paris Hilton FPP; it vibrates?
2) I welcome our new Paris Hilton FPP overlords.
Pesce, ouught.
posted by ZenMasterThis at 2:00 PM on December 5, 2005
2) I welcome our new Paris Hilton FPP overlords.
Pesce, ouught.
posted by ZenMasterThis at 2:00 PM on December 5, 2005
That's right, meehawl, all the sizes are fixed. It's one of the few bits of Mac OS X that makes me feel embarrassed.
posted by chrismear at 2:01 PM on December 5, 2005
posted by chrismear at 2:01 PM on December 5, 2005
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