FROM THE DESK OFposted by five fresh fish at 2:06 PM on December 6, 2005
TOP CEO & EXECUTIVE DAVID LEITCH
MORALS PROTECTOR, GENERAL COUNSEL AND VICE PRESIDENT FORD MOTOR CO.
ABIDJAN, COTE D'IVOIRE.
Dear Friend,
This mail is intended for the receipent only. Please contact the undersigned, if you are not the intended receipent or you received it in error.
Firstly, not to cause you embarrassment, I am Chief Executive Official, David Leitch, a Solicitor at law and the personal attorney to late Henry Ford a National of America, who used to be a private businessman, inventor and famous anti-Semite. My client, the late Henry Ford's grandson's wife's stepsister can also be referred to as my client. On the 21st of April 2001, she with their three children were involved in an auto crash, all occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives.
Since then, I have made several enquiries with all countries embassies to locate any of my clients extended relatives , this has also proved unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to contact you with this business partnership proposal. I have contacted you to assist in repatriating a huge amount of money left behind by my client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the BANK/INSTITUTION where these huge deposit was lodged. Also large quantities of stocks in FORD MOTOR CO. that indeed will plummet shortly. Because I am tied up trying to locate the recipient of vast sums of money from Henry Ford's grandson's wife's stepsister I cannot act as the exclusive Morals Agent for FORD MOTOR CO. and defend it's sterling reputation against unfounded charges made on the internets. This will only hasten the devaluation of all FORD MOTOR CO. stock.
The deceased had a deposit valued presently $21million U S Dollars and the BANK has issued me a notice to provide his next of kin or Beneficiary by Will otherwise have the account confiscated within the next thirty official working days.Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 2 years now, I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin / Will Beneficiary to the deceased so that the proceeds of this account valued at $21Million US dollars can be paid to you. I would also like to offer you a huge portfolio of stocks in FORD MOTOR CO. at an inside price before the deviants and anti-family internet criminals reduce the (now high) value of the stocks to the status of penny stocks. The portfolio also comes with a decal of the office of the President of the United States, my former employer and advisor. This portfolio makes a handsom gift reguardless of the worth of the the contents! It has a cosmetic mirror on the inside with a pocket that holds 2 pens. It comes with a strap for easy portage and sells in fine stores for over $39 (US).
Beside the portfolio the bank account funds will be disbursed or shared in these percentages, 60% to me and 40% to yo u. I have all necessary legal documents that can be used to back up any claim we may make. All I require is your honest Co-operation, Confidentiality and Trust to enable us see this transaction through.
I guarantee you that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect from any breach of the law.
I am presently in Cote d'Ivoire, provide me the following:
1. Full Name 2. Your Telephone Number and Fax Number 3. Your Contact Address. Your urgent response will be highly anticipated and appreciated.
Best regards, Chief Executive Official, David Leitch.
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